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2022

02

Jun

Tanline Thursday of the Day

The tanline may get some of you in the summer spirit, I’m always in the summer spirit because I look at pics of bitches who live the endless summer life, in their bikinis, basically all year round from the comfort of my Canadian made igloo….

I just like tanlines beecause they highlight the cool parts, make for some good target practice, let the inner tween in my soul know that “you’re not supposed to see this part”…..

I am just disappointed the tans are often fake, like everything else on social, just chemicals to stain skin for a look, thank the Kardashians for helping girls be such vapid idiots….rather than the tans being real…

You see if abitch doesn’t look like a leathery window in Florida who’s been roasting herself like a thanksgiving turkey, rocking that same texture….I don’t want it….

If a bitch doesn’t permanently smell of coconut Hawaiian Tropic tanning oil, because it’s been marinated and baked into her….I don’t want it.

But I’ll look at bitches using TANLINES as a marketing hook, since they’re naked.

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