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2012

17

Sep

Brooke Burke Old Lady for Shape of the Day

Brooke Burke did Shape Magazine, because despite having accomplished little in her life, and despite having very little going for her but an active twitter and 4 dozen kids with various men, the one thing she does have going for her is that she’s fucking fit….and I figure a life of fitness on a Playboy whore I still JERK OFF TO NUDE PICS OF WHEN I’M FEELING WILD ON ….but in my defense, those pics are a decade old….but in her defense, something I don’t really feel like defending, but will…she looks pretty hot for what might as well be a 90 year old….at least based on how many miles in penis length her vagina has traveled and how many kids it has shat out…..

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2012

17

Sep

Irina Shayk Hot for XTI Fall/Winter 2012-2013 of the Day


Irina Shayk is not my kind of Russian because she didn’t have to escape communist rule, or really grow up under the reign of an oppressive government, you know really feeling struggle…..but she’s pretty spectacular…and she has had to face her own challenges and trials and tribulations…you know fucking her way to celebrity instead of for survival…and I’m pretty glad she did…cuz I’m glad I know she exists….she’s good to look at….and that she’s not just working a local strip club in her home town….she’s used her hotness proper….even if it meant faking a relationship with a gay soccer star…..

Right….

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