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2017

10

Oct

Lily Rose Depp Posts Recycled Topless Photo – All Get Excited of the Day

Lily Rose Depp Topless

I guess this professional probably published in a magazine photo of Lily Rose Depp is already out there….it already exists..but 6 hours ago, she felt the need to share it with her fans – and I like to think of myself as her fan – not in a “my basement is wallpapered with pictures of her” kind of way, or in a “I jerk off to pics of her dad because he made her” kind of way but in a I hate celebrity children being all spoiled and entitled yet still getting what they want because the decision makers are pussies and fear what they think is powerful and rich and that can cost them their job – making for an army of these idiots just out there shamelessly self promoting even though they are already rich and can spend their days just chilling – but just chilling’s not enough for them…instead they have to rape us with their acting and modeling…it’s silly really..very silly…but as her number 1 fan…I must post it..

Posted in:Lily Rose Depp|SFW

2017

10

Oct

Adriana Lima and Alessandra Ambrosio Poses in Panties of the Day

Adriana Lima and Alessandra Amrosio – the vintage / expired depending how you look at it…because both are bad to me – this whole vintage just means someone died in it – in this case both models / expired just means someone is past their prime and rotted out from the inside…and both are true…why are these women still working?

Is it because fitness, surgery, starvation, face injections allow them to still look tolerable…

Is it because their egos, their social medias force them to stay “relevant” in the eyes of whoever makes the decisions?

Does it really matter, I mean if anything let’s just hope it upsets older women who don’t look as good as they do, that always leads to insecurities and insecurities lead me me getting nudes…or at the very least blowjobs.

Posted in:Adriana Lima|Alessandra Ambrosio|SFW

2017

10

Oct

Farrah Abraham Fashion Model of the Day

Farrah Abraham Fashion Model

If you don’t know anything about Farrah Abraham, and you shouldn’t…it’s that she’s known for having a fashion model body….I mean why else would she be walking the runway…that tall, lean, delicate face….

I mean she’s known for that, fashion model shit, along with being a slutty teen who got pregnant to get on TV, and became famous on a reality show, that couldn’t sustain that fame after the reality show, but was always slutty and figured fucking worked for her before, that’s how she got famous, might as well fuck again in porn with a porn star, and carry out that sex worker life…it’s empowering…pays the bills…keeps people talking about her…when she probably should have done something else than film herself squirting…but I guess girl sees cameras and turns on…

Here she is fashion modeling, confusing maybe, but some brands are clever enough to use bottom feeders to add hype to their bullshit…I’d do the same by I can’t afford her 500 dollar or less day rate.

Posted in:Farrah Abraham|SFW

2017

10

Oct

Lily James Bolt On Tits of the Day

Lily James tits in a bikini

Lily James is a Downton Abbey actress….a show I’ve never seen, don’t want to see, but that is apparently a huge hit at the Old Folks homes….so they say…but I never trust old people, they are always scamming something somewhere…whether it is pretending they have dementia….so that they can sit and drool all day….while people change their diapers..those old people all lazy and shitting themselves…while eating tea biscuits…

So I guess that makes Lily James British, all classy with her bolt on British tits, as the Brit’s do…I’ve seen Page 3, I know their culture…it’s either you’re Royalty or you’re gutter trash and this Downtown girl is a nice mix of both…

HERE SHE IS ON A BIKERIDE – MAYBE THEY AREN’T BOLT ON TITS – SHE WAS JUST ANGLING

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Posted in:Lily James|SFW

2017

10

Oct

Ariel Winter’s Stomach Hanging Over her Shorts of the Day

Ariel Winter's Stomach Hanging Over her Shorts

Nothing says hottest girl on TV, you know “It GIRL”…Followed by so many, paid so much, on a hit show, like a chubby girl in short shorts with her belly hanging over the fucking things…NOTHING at all…

I mean sure, she could be hot, she could be worth wanting to jerk off to, she could have a neck, she could be in clothes that are her actual size, she could keep her damn gunt under a girdle like women do, but not this one…this one is just fucking dump trucking along and people are into it, they encourage it, fitness or not, it’s not working, she’s a beast…or a troll…or a hobbit…maybe that’s why you people like her..hobbit…only weirdos like hobbits and hobbit looking women…

WHO knows…who cares..

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Posted in:Ariel Winter|SFW

2017

10

Oct

Olivia Culpo in a Bra Top of the Day

Olivia Culpo in a Bra Top

When you are a pageant girl from 100 years ago like Olivia Culpo, who I am sure very few people have ever heard of, but who has been invited to a handful of events, and has dated at least one Jonas brother…so that she’s managed to meet at least one paparazzi who she can call to schedule a meeting – where she can casually walk out of a venue, wearing a bra – like she’s fashionable and on trend – all while not looking at the camera so it looks casual…like she’s not involved in this plan…even though…she is the fucking plan…she mastered it…and it’s not even that great of a plan..but girl is out on the street in a bra and that matters to perverts like me…it really fucking matters.

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Posted in:Olivia Culpo|SFW

2017

10

Oct

Lais Ribeiro’s Victoria’s Secret Birthday Party of the Day

Lais Ribeiro's Victoria's Secret Birthday Party

Lais Ribeiro is the single mother, teen mom, Farrah Abraham of the Victoria’s Secret world, who is no longer a teen mom, her kid is like 20, and she claims to be 27, so my math doesn’t make sense, but what it comes down to is that she was imported from Brazil by the pervert billion dollar brand, and has since made a lot of friends, at least that what it looks like from her Birthday party that featured everyone from the Victoria’s Secret roster, because either was paid for by VS, or they just don’t interact with commoners unless it comes down to selling them made in China bullshit…

I don’t know what her birthday party was all about, but I got some of the pics, mainly because Josephine Skriver, the humanoid VS model is hot.

You should all go wish Lais Ribeiro a happy birthday on her social media feed…because that’s how you get into the position to K-Fed her…you know or creep her out and get blocked…but either way, who cares…an aging model is nothing ever worth celebrating.

Some videos:

Posted in:Lais Ribeiro|SFW

2017

10

Oct

Sara Sampaio Slutty Photoshoot for LUI magazine of the Day

Sara Sampaio Slutty Photoshoot for LUI magazine

I am sure we can all agree that women are slutty and provocative the second they have the opportunity to be slutty and provocative…whether that’s in the form of fucking the bowling team after bowling team practice or the football team in high school…or sending nudes to someone who asks properly..

Sure, not all women are hot, not all women are models, and now a days not all women have pussies, but I’m old school and think that all women, even the ones with PTSD from some traumatic childhood who have dicks but think they are women, have what it takes to get naked and filled…so long as they are made to feel comfortable and not insecure or teased about it.

So here’s model Sara Sampaio of Portugal looking good for LUI…and by good, I mean like at trashy porn chick, but not one, thanks to Victoria’s Secret being her boss.

These are for LUI magaizne, not quite hardcore enough but they still happened..

Where are the actual nudes…get nudes…be nudes…they coming…we hope…cuz they don’t cound if there’s no labia…

Raica Oliveira was also there…

as was Emily Labowe

And Delilah who fucks Purienne…

Posted in:Sara Sampaio|SFW

2017

09

Oct

Irina Shayk Russian Bride in a Bra of the Day

Irina Shayk Russian Bride in a Bra

Irina Shayk gets it. She was a Russian chick who didn’t fuck around. She took her communist gymnast training to heart and applied it to being a hot chick…she didn’t go the traditional escort route, she was too hot for that, but instead she went the new escort route, find rich and famous people to leverage yourself into the mainstream, that will embrace you because you’re hot, and eventually closing in on your target, a womanizing celebrity with a lot of money named Brad Cooper around the time you’re 30 and almost expired as a model – have his kid – start that family – guaranteed income for a long time…like communist rationed bread but way more luxrious..

Allowing her and her ripped out gunt that looks like a mom gut to go to events showing off her tits like they matter – because they do – they are wonderful.

Just look at that winning smile, girl knows she won, this is the model Olympic gold, no cold water flats for her or her family ever again…..magic.

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Posted in:Irina Shayk|SFW

2017

09

Oct

Kate Beckinsale’s Daughter Topless Selfie of the Day

Kate Beckinsale's Daughter Topless Selfie of the Day

Lily Mo Sheen is Kate Beckinsale’s kid that made Kate Beckinsale’s amazing body all the more amazing in years after having the kid…like “look at this hot bitch all the nerds like because she played a vampire in a movie all the nerds like, never aging like a vampire, looking good as fuck, and guess what, you’ll never believe it, she’s a fucking MOM”….to what is now an over-18 in college chick posing topless in bed with some other topless chick..because topless is the new wearing a top and we like it…especially when girl’s just following her slutty mom’s lead..

I guess the exciting thing in all this is that Lily Mo Sheen has blocked me on Instagram…how rude…I thought we were friends here…

Posted in:Lily Mo Sheen|SFW

2017

09

Oct

Lindsay Lohan Hot Photoshoot of the Day

Lindsay Lohan Hot Photoshoot

Lindsay Lohan is an angel sent from heaven…the dream girl, the one I feel most connected to for no actual reason other than I like saying it…we’ve watched her grow up, we’ve seen her tits get bigger, and we’ve seen her near death, but then make what could have been a comeback but that is totally not a comeback at all…still crazy, still a mess, still a disaster, only now older, more haggard, jacked up with Plastic Surgery, and for years she had been keeping to herself, under the radar barely offensive in her self destruction, or what I guess we could call her coming of age, figuring herself and life out as the world was unfair to her by giving her so much then taking it away…and I guess now she’s back to crying for attention as women do…especially ones sold out as kids who don’t really get it…but know that people stop caring real fast…and they do it in slutty photoshoots like this…for fashion magazines like this..and the key to all of this is to remember one very important thing…she’s LOHAN…a god…to all..

She’s boxy, but busty, she’s weird and from afar she looks good…and that’s good…because she’s Lohan..our queen.

Posted in:Lindsay Lohan|SFW

2017

09

Oct

Amber Heard Nipples of the Day

Amber Heard Nipples

Amber Heard, billionaire fucker, better known as the Black Widow who somehow knows how to move in on unsuspecting dudes, and seduces the fuck out of them so hard they are HOOKED the fuck in, and basically willing to throw everything away, to just be swept up in her manipulative, evil tactics….

You know from Johnny Depp to Elon Musk to whoever else helped her get into the industry, which she really barely was in before marrying Depp through her tactics, that have since made her set for life…smart girl..

And here she is in a see in a sheer enough shirt showing some nip.

Posted in:Amber Heard|SFW

2017

09

Oct

Gal Gadot Lesbian Kiss from Hell of the Day

Gal Gadot Lesbian Kiss from Hell

I fucking hate Saturday Night Live, and all things Saturday Night LIve…and I hate comic book shit, like Wonder Woman, it annoys me, and I hate anything that represents women power, because it is cast and starred by a woman and it is called wonder woman when really it is just pandering to pervert dudes who objectify women, the comic book socially awkward dude who jerks off to powerful women because he can’t get women…and the women they feature are just parody of actual women..

I hate that the industry manipulates the media into acting like she’s a feminist icon, some Israelite who doesn’t matter, who is old, who just kind of appeared from no where

I hate that her kissing some twerpy looking SNL cast member who makes too much money is considered news…

I hate everything the world has done and become…where this type of thing “matters”…aren’t there better things to watch, enjoy, jerk off to…seriously…zero fucking hot here..watching a lesbian looking chick dressed like a boy kiss some Wonder Woman…isn’t my fetish, but maybe it’s yours….

Posted in:Gal Gadot|SFW

2017

09

Oct

Demi Lovato Provocative of the Day

Demi Lovato Provocative

I find it interesting, not that interesting, but interesting in the context of doing this site, none of this content is that interesting, but sometimes the hypocrisy of some of these people is interesting, whether it is lesbian Demi Lovato, turned Bi Polar disorder, turned Wilmer Valderamma’s girl for a decade, who got fat and loved the empowered woman movement, to breaking up with him and going racy, tits out, pussy out, drawing attention on herself because being an exhibitionist, in slutty content is now considered to be empowering or feminist, when really shit’s just clickbait…a girl objectified at a young age trying to maintain that audience doing what the porned up generation considers valuable…half nakedness.. works for me, but I still find her gross.

Demi Lovato Provocative

Here’s some Demi Leaving her Hotel:

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Posted in:Demi Lovato|SFW

2017

09

Oct

Rita Ora is in Miami of the Day

Rita Ora is in Miami

In case you were wondering where Rita Ora is, or was, she’s in Maimi where she can wear her one piece bathing suit and show off her cleavage, the only reason she matters…literally the only reason anyone gave her a chance…

I think it is safe to say you weren’t wondering where Rita Ora is…and that you don’t care where Rita Ora is…but the fact that she’s in a bikini and it’s being handed to you makes it alright information to know…I figure..

Posted in:Rita Ora|SFW