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2017

15

Nov

Monica Bellucci Old and Nude of the Day

Monica Bellucci Old and Nude

Old Italian guys fucking love Monica Bellucci…

If you go to an Italian barber, or to an Italian bakery, or an Italian restaurant….or even if you’re into petty crimes and work with the Italian mob, or find yourself at WWE events or Soccer events, you’ve likely heard and Italian along with saying BRO as every second word mention how hot Monica Bellucci….

I have a theory that Italian guys are momma’s boys and love the idea of fucking their moms, while Monica Bellucci is old enough to be their mom…or maybe they are so disconnected with their culture being American that they think they need to fall in love with the old country…or maybe, just maybe it’s her big tits from the 90s that are no 90 but still tits…

Who really knows…so many questions…we don’t need answers for.

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2017

26

Apr

Monica Bellucci Naked in Vanity Fair Italia of the Day

Immigrants…WOPs…you know the carpenters and mason’s who came to America and in turn develop parts America….with more than just Pizza….because they were too retarded to get work back home in Italy….but who paved the way for becoming the trash that was on the Jersey Shore…fucking love Monica Bellucci

I don’t know if she reminds them of the pope, they mothers, or Nonas, or some fucking mafia wife of top tier titty….or if she just reminds them of the old country, the heritage they are so proud of, and al that..

I just know they love her titty, she’s still on the wall at my Barber’s, she is to them, what Sofia Vergara is to Colombia…no not a drug mule….a star….with big tits.

You can see her nipples in Vanity Fair, and her fan base is probably really excited by this, they are a passionate people and don’t move on from being fans, unfortunately they are too retard to figure out how a computer works…they too busy being bros…

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2016

18

Oct

Monica Bellucci Nipples of the Day

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Monica Bellucci may be old as fuck, but Italians are such a loyal and emotional people, at least based on my barber’s behavior, which when Monica Bellucci’s name is brought up he freaks the fuck out. Maybe it’s because Italians are pressured to marry Italian women and she’s an iconic Italian woman, you know to keep the species alive…or maybe it’s because they are all momma’s boys and marrying the closest thing to their mother is what leads them to Italian women…or maybe they just like big tits they used to jerk off to back in Italy when they were little boys…and despite being 40 now…remember the glory days…but whatever it is…and I’ll go with tits…Monica Bellucci has maintained relevance…

These are apparently pictures of her showing off her nipples – in a shirt…like it was the late 1990s and I just got the internet and her nudes were all over the Thumbnail Gallery Posts I would jerk off to..only 20 years later…and less interesting…but still a reminder of what was and thanks to the glory of the internet – I can just google her at her best…which my barber would think are these pics…because he likes growing old with her…weird and weathered…her tired face not sexy….but these italians.. they do make great pizza…and we like pizza.

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2015

02

Nov

Monica Bellucci for LUI of the Day

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Monica Bellucci is Italy’s pride and joy…in all her busty glory….she’s pretty much the hottest thing they have going for her…and if you don’t believe me, just ask any Italian in his 40s….to them, she’s a fucking goddess..

She’s also a reminder of early internet porn, where I would jerk off to celebrity tits, when celebrities were still celebrities and not fame whoring, attention seeking, social media content producing, losers who get overpaid for their low level of talent.

I guess Monica Bellucci did some nude scenes, and had these massive tits, in an era you could still jerk off to great big tits..

I guess she’s in the new James Bond, as the older bond babe, for that international market or some shit, so she did LUI magazine, the french Men’s magazine…with nudity, where she barely showed off her nipples, and is barely nude, or even suggestive, but where she still has big tits…is still hot and that you could probably jerk off to…especially if you’re an Italian barber…and you still have her 1990s glamour shots at your work station….hometown pride…far better than your wife looks..

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2015

26

Aug

Monica Bellucci for Marie Claire Mexico of the Day

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Italians fucking LOVE Monica Bellucci and I guess Mexicans do too…because here she is in Marie Claire Mexico…for the Italians…who use her as hope that their Italian wife will age into hotness and not into their Nona with her beard you find in her normally fantastic lasangna recipe…when you go back to the mother country on summer vacation from your job in New Jersey working in construction…or whatever it is that Italians do..

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2015

22

Jul

Monica Bellucci for GQ Italy of the Day

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I used to get my haircut, back when I had a job, probaby 10 years ago, before I threw in the towel on a regular life, and decided to be as homeless as possible, because when I had a job, and I’d walk by homeless people, I would envy their existence, but in my filthy, perverted, ways, I couldn’t commit to living on the street, so I figured just stay with my fat wife who paid the rent on our shitty apartment, but at least I won’t be cold at night, except when she forgets to pay the electric bill, but that’s better than lviing on a bench, for a reclusive person with a blog..

That said…

My barber was this Italian, because I guess italian’s don’t find running their hands through another man’s hair gay…even though I felt being touched like that a little too romantic..for man on man action…which I guess is why I’m posting these pics of Monica Bullucci…for my Eduardo or whatever the fuck his name was…it was 10 years ago…who had pictures of her all over his shop and would talk about her to a creepy level…

Because I guess, my barber married a fat hairy Italian, probbaly one who looked a bit like me, which is why he was so gentle with his touch…

And Monica Bellucci was the beacon of hope…the reminder than not all italian women are disgusting..

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2014

11

Dec

Monica Bellucci for Vanity Fair Magazine Italy of the Day

Monica Bellucci is one of those Italian chicks that all Italian men want to fuck…because she represents the fertility of their land…with her massive tits…that don’t have a massive ass…like their Nonya and that don’t have a beard like their mamas…

You know, the one girl they turn to and say “Italy has beautiful women”…just look a Monica Bellucci, who must be in her 40s, and who thanks to not having breast cancer, still has her big old tits…that are still getting press and in Magazines…even I still don’t know what she does for work…when it comes to quality of life…and by quality of life I mean tits…working doesn’t matter…

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2013

30

Oct

Monica Bellucci in for Vanity Fair Tits of the Day

Italians fucking love this busty MONICA BELLUCCI she’s port to them……I think it is because she is one of their own and unlike most Italian wives she’s curvy and has sex appeal, and isn’t’ 400 pounds and full of pasta and meat balls, growing a little Mario moustache because that’s what happens when you give the fuck up and decide to have a dozen kids because that’s what the POPE wants…

I guess it’s up on some Jewish dudes who just met a hot Jewish girl, it’s like some Holy Grail shit, that will make the family proud if they are good enough at seducing them into marriage and babies..

I mean people generally like their own kind, and in some parts of the deep south, that means fucking family members…it’s just basic genetics…but even though I am not Italian, I can say, this old set of tits, is fucking glorious in her Vanity Fair shoot…and that’s why I am posting it…

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2013

23

Sep

Monica Bellucci See Through On Set of the Day

If you ask any Italian guy who he thinks the hottest woman is…he will likely say Monica Bellucci, because she’s their flagship Italian pussy…I mean that or “My none’s spaghetti sauce”…because that’s just how Italians think while taking construction bribes from politicians, running drugs, watching soccer, and wearing really skimpy bathing suit bottoms in public, cuz bro, it’s european style bro…

I think she’s old, fat, but her big tits are not removed due to breast cancer yet, and she’s on set showing off her nipples all wet like it was the 90s…like my Italian brothers, I got no real complaints when it comes to this…

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2013

29

May

Monica Bellucci for S Moda of the Day

I was drinking with an Italian guy a couple of weeks ago and he pulled up a picture of Monica Bellucci eating a plate of pasta and drinking a glass of wine and he told me that to him, as an Italian man, that was probably the single hottest imagery he could see, so he jerked off to it a couple times, saved it to his phone and yelled at his wife about how she needs to step up her Italian game, you know shave that mustache, lay off the carbs for a month, and practice her Italian, to turn her from a fat Jersey Shore pile of trash into this….personally, I’m more into throat fucking, but we’re all allowed to have our fantasies…

Here’s the non-erotic video…

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2013

22

Jan

Monica Bellucci for Vanity Fair Spain of the Day

Monica Bellucci is some busty old lady pushing 50 who had acted and modeled both clothed and topless over the last 2 and a half decades…she started at 13 for some “local photo enthusiast”….who I’d like to call Roman Polanski for the sake of this post…..and now she’s modeling for Vanity Fair Spain….without really exploiting her tits the way I’d want her to be exploiting them…. but I guess at her age…she’s done all her tits are really capable of and they are now tired and a shadow of what they once were at their glory….you know like seeing a fat retired ball player thrown back into the mix…he’s got the moves…the skills…his body just won’t let him hit that home run….only the boob version….and as much as I hate to admit it…cuz I hate old ladies….I think she looks awesome.

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2012

01

May

Monica Bellucci Big Titties in Vanity Fair Italy of the Day

I really don’t give a fuck about Monica Bellucci or her big Italian titties…..sure I’ve posted PICS OF HER GRABBING HER NAKED TITS before….and I appreciated her titty size and volume….but she’s fucking old…and unless you were one of those die hards who was into her in the 90s…I don’t see why you’d care to see her in a corset trying to give herself anything but a menopausal middle aged girl body….by exploiting her tits….oh right….you care cuz of her tits… you pervert.

Here she is in Vanity Fair Italy staying relevant

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2011

15

Jun

Monica Bellucci Naked for Elle France of the Day

The only thing I really know about Monica Bellucci is that she’s some WOP who made it in America on some level or another because she had fat tits. I couldn’t tell you what movie or TV show she was in, or if she is even an actor, but I can tel you that she has big tits….big tits that lose their appeal as she pushes 50, but big tits never the less.

Elle France did a photoshoot/feature on her, she got naked….or at least seemingly naked cuz her labia is all folded up and hidden and not exposed…which is really all I care to see when I hear a bitch is naked…to me, seeing the labia is what defines being naked and these subtle teases don’t do anything but annoy me…but I did POST HER NIPPLE ONCE

At least you get to see her give herself a handbra….god know why you’d want to see that…but I guess you’re a better person cuz you do…that’s what we call inflating the importance of the content I bring you every day…pretending it’s not drivel smut…but some higher level shit…

Now, look at the pics

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2010

27

Oct

Monica Bellucci’s Tits on TV of the Day


I don’t now if people still care about this bitch, I mean other than her local baker, grocer, butcher and candy vendor…

Italian TV seems alright…but Monica Belluci isn’t..Something went on in her life, that I can only assume involved repressed rape or molestation memories that made her hit the fuckin’ fridge and give it all she’s got. She’s beyond thick and like many busty chicks you knew in high school and Kim Kardashian before her…the rest of her body caught up…

I dig the Italian widow outfit though, it’s kinda erotic, cuz I know how much widow’s like to get down…you know spending their lonely days at home waiting to be re-united with their husbands they depended on for so many years…feeling to guilty to take on new dick cuz that’d be slutty…at least that’s what you’d think until one invites you over for tea and opens the door in a latex suit with a strap-on insisting on cuddling….

Unfortuanlely, Monica Bellucci isn’t wearing blac cuz her husband died, she is wearing it cuz it’s slimming, but unfortunately for her, not slimming enough, bitch needs some straps, harnesses, a treadmill with a donut just out of mouth’s reach over her nose and an major eating disorder….

Here are her tits to distract you from the rest of her…

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2010

01

Jul

Monica Bellucci Cleavage of the Day

Here are some 45 year old Italian tits everyone used to go nuts over and I am sure there are still a handful of losers out there in the land of internet virgins who are still masturbating to her back catalog of hot pics from before her hips turned boxy and her tits turned saggy, but in her defense, most Italian women I know who are in their 40s have an ass only years of pasta eating and breeding can make…

Pics via Bauer

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