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2024

11

Jan

Deva Cassel in a Bikini in Brazil of the Day

Deva Cassel is Monica Bellucci’s daughter with Vincent Cassel. She’s 19 and being packaged as a model because that’s what the celebrity daughters do when they are too lazy to act and when brands want to give them money because they have a marketing hook thanks to who their celebrity parents are.

If you know old Italians, they’ll tell you about how hot Monica Bellucci is. She is to Italy, what Celine Dion is to Quebec…..but hotter….maybe a better reference would be that she’s to Italy, what the hot chick in your high school was to you…..or maybe a better reference would be she had big tits and when Sophia Loren aged out, the old Italians needed a local set of tits to jerk off to.

Since Deva Cassel has no tits, or small tits, it makes you wonder if Monica Bellucci’s overhyped, over celebrated tits, are actually bolt on tits.

I mean we all know big titty Italians…so her tits were believable as a concept….but maybe she got her tits from her dad.

I’m a tiny tit endorser, so I think none of that really matters…mom tits, dad tits, they’re all tits to me, but those legacy fans who want to continue their love affair with their fetish by targeting their daughter will be sad she’s not built like her momma….but they will survive.

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2023

26

Sep

Deva Cassel Runway Ass of the Day

Deva is Monica Bellucci and Vincent Cassel’s kids who didn’t come stock with Belluccis’ WOP tits that make all the butchers, masons, and other Italian guidos excited…but then again, I don’t think that Bellucci came stock with her tits either…

I do know that they are Italian and French, so that along with kissing their kids on the mouth, they probably live that clothing optional life around the home, which I guess is being brought out to the backstage at whatever runway she’s getting dressed for, probably one at Milan Fashion week, you know since she’s got that Italian connect, being the daughter of an Italian legend and the fact is, with hot ass, you don’t need hot tits…clearly.

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2023

05

Sep

Monica Bellucci’s Daughter Deva Cassel Topless of the Day

Monica Bellucci is every Italian I’ve ever met’s dream girl. It’s probably because I am old, since she’s old, but I’m not Sophia Loren old, so they talk Bellucci not Loren when it comes to their whole Italian content stream that makes them feel more Italian than jerking off to a non-Italian while eating their Pasta Pizza and doing mob shit, or whatever it is you Italians do.

So the pussy of a generation of 60 and under Italian men, has generated a new pussy, who is topless in a trench coat like a flasher, because rich kids with famous parents are people too, if anything brands love that they are people too, because they use them as a marketing hook.

I know what you’re thinking, that the number one WOP WAP is Leni Klum, since her illegitimate biological father is an Italian and you’re right, but I’ll still look at what Monica Bellucci hatched from her cunt since she’s out here whoring in her generation of whores as a legacy whore thanks to her mom whoring, generational trauma applies to generational whoring, and this is the new pussy of the generation thanks to her mom being the old pussy of a generation and I am sure it makes the barbers and butchers and masons and carpenters pretty exited…or old.

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