Monica Bellucci is every Italian I’ve ever met’s dream girl. It’s probably because I am old, since she’s old, but I’m not Sophia Loren old, so they talk Bellucci not Loren when it comes to their whole Italian content stream that makes them feel more Italian than jerking off to a non-Italian while eating their Pasta Pizza and doing mob shit, or whatever it is you Italians do.

So the pussy of a generation of 60 and under Italian men, has generated a new pussy, who is topless in a trench coat like a flasher, because rich kids with famous parents are people too, if anything brands love that they are people too, because they use them as a marketing hook.

I know what you’re thinking, that the number one WOP WAP is Leni Klum, since her illegitimate biological father is an Italian and you’re right, but I’ll still look at what Monica Bellucci hatched from her cunt since she’s out here whoring in her generation of whores as a legacy whore thanks to her mom whoring, generational trauma applies to generational whoring, and this is the new pussy of the generation thanks to her mom being the old pussy of a generation and I am sure it makes the barbers and butchers and masons and carpenters pretty exited…or old.

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