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2024

11

Jan

Deva Cassel in a Bikini in Brazil of the Day

Deva Cassel is Monica Bellucci’s daughter with Vincent Cassel. She’s 19 and being packaged as a model because that’s what the celebrity daughters do when they are too lazy to act and when brands want to give them money because they have a marketing hook thanks to who their celebrity parents are.

If you know old Italians, they’ll tell you about how hot Monica Bellucci is. She is to Italy, what Celine Dion is to Quebec…..but hotter….maybe a better reference would be that she’s to Italy, what the hot chick in your high school was to you…..or maybe a better reference would be she had big tits and when Sophia Loren aged out, the old Italians needed a local set of tits to jerk off to.

Since Deva Cassel has no tits, or small tits, it makes you wonder if Monica Bellucci’s overhyped, over celebrated tits, are actually bolt on tits.

I mean we all know big titty Italians…so her tits were believable as a concept….but maybe she got her tits from her dad.

I’m a tiny tit endorser, so I think none of that really matters…mom tits, dad tits, they’re all tits to me, but those legacy fans who want to continue their love affair with their fetish by targeting their daughter will be sad she’s not built like her momma….but they will survive.

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