Monica Bellucci is one of those Italian chicks that all Italian men want to fuck…because she represents the fertility of their land…with her massive tits…that don’t have a massive ass…like their Nonya and that don’t have a beard like their mamas…

You know, the one girl they turn to and say “Italy has beautiful women”…just look a Monica Bellucci, who must be in her 40s, and who thanks to not having breast cancer, still has her big old tits…that are still getting press and in Magazines…even I still don’t know what she does for work…when it comes to quality of life…and by quality of life I mean tits…working doesn’t matter…

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Italians fucking love this busty MONICA BELLUCCI she’s port to them……I think it is because she is one of their own and unlike most Italian wives she’s curvy and has sex appeal, and isn’t’ 400 pounds and full of pasta and meat balls, growing a little Mario moustache because that’s what happens when you give the fuck up and decide to have a dozen kids because that’s what the POPE wants…

I guess it’s up on some Jewish dudes who just met a hot Jewish girl, it’s like some Holy Grail shit, that will make the family proud if they are good enough at seducing them into marriage and babies..

I mean people generally like their own kind, and in some parts of the deep south, that means fucking family members…it’s just basic genetics…but even though I am not Italian, I can say, this old set of tits, is fucking glorious in her Vanity Fair shoot…and that’s why I am posting it…

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I was drinking with an Italian guy a couple of weeks ago and he pulled up a picture of Monica Bellucci eating a plate of pasta and drinking a glass of wine and he told me that to him, as an Italian man, that was probably the single hottest imagery he could see, so he jerked off to it a couple times, saved it to his phone and yelled at his wife about how she needs to step up her Italian game, you know shave that mustache, lay off the carbs for a month, and practice her Italian, to turn her from a fat Jersey Shore pile of trash into this….personally, I’m more into throat fucking, but we’re all allowed to have our fantasies…

Here’s the non-erotic video…

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Monica Bellucci is some busty old lady pushing 50 who had acted and modeled both clothed and topless over the last 2 and a half decades…she started at 13 for some “local photo enthusiast”….who I’d like to call Roman Polanski for the sake of this post…..and now she’s modeling for Vanity Fair Spain….without really exploiting her tits the way I’d want her to be exploiting them…. but I guess at her age…she’s done all her tits are really capable of and they are now tired and a shadow of what they once were at their glory….you know like seeing a fat retired ball player thrown back into the mix…he’s got the moves…the skills…his body just won’t let him hit that home run….only the boob version….and as much as I hate to admit it…cuz I hate old ladies….I think she looks awesome.

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I really don’t give a fuck about Monica Bellucci or her big Italian titties…..sure I’ve posted PICS OF HER GRABBING HER NAKED TITS before….and I appreciated her titty size and volume….but she’s fucking old…and unless you were one of those die hards who was into her in the 90s…I don’t see why you’d care to see her in a corset trying to give herself anything but a menopausal middle aged girl body….by exploiting her tits….oh right….you care cuz of her tits… you pervert.

Here she is in Vanity Fair Italy staying relevant

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The only thing I really know about Monica Bellucci is that she’s some WOP who made it in America on some level or another because she had fat tits. I couldn’t tell you what movie or TV show she was in, or if she is even an actor, but I can tel you that she has big tits….big tits that lose their appeal as she pushes 50, but big tits never the less.

Elle France did a photoshoot/feature on her, she got naked….or at least seemingly naked cuz her labia is all folded up and hidden and not exposed…which is really all I care to see when I hear a bitch is naked…to me, seeing the labia is what defines being naked and these subtle teases don’t do anything but annoy me…but I did POST HER NIPPLE ONCE…

At least you get to see her give herself a handbra….god know why you’d want to see that…but I guess you’re a better person cuz you do…that’s what we call inflating the importance of the content I bring you every day…pretending it’s not drivel smut…but some higher level shit…

Now, look at the pics

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I don’t now if people still care about this bitch, I mean other than her local baker, grocer, butcher and candy vendor…

Italian TV seems alright…but Monica Belluci isn’t..Something went on in her life, that I can only assume involved repressed rape or molestation memories that made her hit the fuckin’ fridge and give it all she’s got. She’s beyond thick and like many busty chicks you knew in high school and Kim Kardashian before her…the rest of her body caught up…

I dig the Italian widow outfit though, it’s kinda erotic, cuz I know how much widow’s like to get down…you know spending their lonely days at home waiting to be re-united with their husbands they depended on for so many years…feeling to guilty to take on new dick cuz that’d be slutty…at least that’s what you’d think until one invites you over for tea and opens the door in a latex suit with a strap-on insisting on cuddling….

Unfortuanlely, Monica Bellucci isn’t wearing blac cuz her husband died, she is wearing it cuz it’s slimming, but unfortunately for her, not slimming enough, bitch needs some straps, harnesses, a treadmill with a donut just out of mouth’s reach over her nose and an major eating disorder….

Here are her tits to distract you from the rest of her…

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Here are some 45 year old Italian tits everyone used to go nuts over and I am sure there are still a handful of losers out there in the land of internet virgins who are still masturbating to her back catalog of hot pics from before her hips turned boxy and her tits turned saggy, but in her defense, most Italian women I know who are in their 40s have an ass only years of pasta eating and breeding can make…

Pics via Bauer

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