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2013

29

May

Monica Bellucci for S Moda of the Day

I was drinking with an Italian guy a couple of weeks ago and he pulled up a picture of Monica Bellucci eating a plate of pasta and drinking a glass of wine and he told me that to him, as an Italian man, that was probably the single hottest imagery he could see, so he jerked off to it a couple times, saved it to his phone and yelled at his wife about how she needs to step up her Italian game, you know shave that mustache, lay off the carbs for a month, and practice her Italian, to turn her from a fat Jersey Shore pile of trash into this….personally, I’m more into throat fucking, but we’re all allowed to have our fantasies…

Here’s the non-erotic video…

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