Monica Bellucci may be old as fuck, but Italians are such a loyal and emotional people, at least based on my barber’s behavior, which when Monica Bellucci’s name is brought up he freaks the fuck out. Maybe it’s because Italians are pressured to marry Italian women and she’s an iconic Italian woman, you know to keep the species alive…or maybe it’s because they are all momma’s boys and marrying the closest thing to their mother is what leads them to Italian women…or maybe they just like big tits they used to jerk off to back in Italy when they were little boys…and despite being 40 now…remember the glory days…but whatever it is…and I’ll go with tits…Monica Bellucci has maintained relevance…

These are apparently pictures of her showing off her nipples – in a shirt…like it was the late 1990s and I just got the internet and her nudes were all over the Thumbnail Gallery Posts I would jerk off to..only 20 years later…and less interesting…but still a reminder of what was and thanks to the glory of the internet – I can just google her at her best…which my barber would think are these pics…because he likes growing old with her…weird and weathered…her tired face not sexy….but these italians.. they do make great pizza…and we like pizza.

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