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2019

18

Dec

Bella Thorne Bikini of the Day

The one thing I hate about this, because despite finding Bella Thorne disgusting, like a slimy greasy masculine faced thing, she’s still a slutty Disney kid half naked with big titties, and that overrides everything….meaning I don’t hate her or her hustle…I think it’s entertaining enough….

But the one thing I do hate about this, is knowing that when they filmed this for their social media, they were laughing and thinking it was so funny, so brilliant, when it is obviously fucking stupid…

If she wants to impress us with her creativity….do a vagina puppet show….no one does vagina puppet shows and I say what’s the whole point of having a vagina if you’re not going to put googly eyes on it and give it a funny voice while bringing it to funny situations…that’s the TIKTOK I want to see…

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Posted in:Bella Thorne|SFW

2019

18

Dec

Ashley Benson and Cara Delevingne Click Bait Lesbians of the Day

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Ashley Benson and Cara Delevingne brought out the click bait….

We get it, you’re fake lesbians, because lesbianism is a myth, they all want the seed of man inside them to make babies, even the most manly of lesbians, if anything it’s a fetish, a little CUNT ON CUNT cuz they are chronic masturbators bored of their own pussies and into trying new pussy to see what else is out there….plus it comes with a lot of media hype in this era of everyone caring about every pervert and gross detail of every person…from their daily shit color to what dildos they use…nothing is kept secret and shameful and that fucks up humanity as a whole…it’s nice to be ashamed of shit you are into…it makes it more exciting…and gives you that dopamine…if you’re do anything too much, like sending nudes out to dudes all day, or fucking girls off the internet, you eventually need to step it up to make it interesting for yourself..that’s why LEO DiCaprio fucks men and why husbands cheat on hot young chicks, or make their wife fuck black dudes in their matrimonial room….HUMANS get bored and I find this boring…

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Posted in:Ashley Benson|Cara Delevigne|SFW

2019

18

Dec

Kelly Gale Fitness and Bikini Body of the Day

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Kelly Gale is a Victoria’s Secret model…who you may or may not have heard of since Victoria’s Secret is dogshit and the only thing it really does for these girls who grew up dreaming about being Victoria’s Secret models because women as a whole a pretty basic, easy to market to and manipulate, proven in the fact that I have had sex before and that should have never happened, but women aren’t the brightest..

ANYWAY….the only benefit of being a VS model now that VS is a sinking ship is that she was still cast, still made money, and still can use the title to increases your profile to rich dudes who want to fuck Victoria’s Secret models cuz they are old, detached and busy and don’t realize that that Victoria’s Secret thing has sailed and that even when it was peaking with their marketing by using hot chicks…was still a lame fucking brand…

This is her fitness as she’s out here trying to find other work now that her DREAM is over….

Here she is in her bikini…

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Posted in:Kelly Gale|SFW

2019

18

Dec

Samaire Armstrong Bra Top of the Day

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Samaire Armstrong is a Japanese born American Actress…which means that she likes being shit on while being a contestant on Japanese Game Show, or really any of the insane stunts they do on Japanese Game shows cuz that’s her culture bro.

Her dad teaches hand to hand combat to soldiers, so be careful what you say about this 40 year old in a bra for instagram promoting who fucking cares what…

I remember her for being the punky kind of girl that Seth dated when he was on a break with Rachel Bilson…and within my group of men who were too old to be watching The OC, but were watching the OC…we collectively found her hot.

I assume she’s done some other shit, but this bra top is most recent and most relevant for the sake of this site, I’m not LINKEDIN here, I don’t need to be posting her accomplishments when I’m just looking for the tit.

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Posted in:Samaire Armstrong|SFW

2019

18

Dec

Noah Cyrus Slutty of the Day

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Noah Cyrus posted up some pics of her faking out a flash to show how wild she is…and no one cared…because she’s not Miley so no one cares…and even if she attempts to flash the world next to some overpriced classic car…she’s not even a close enough resemblance to MILEY CYRUS like the sister who went to space and looks like a CYRUS but a little off…she is just the sister with a genetic defect that would have been kept in the basement if she wasn’t from such a high profile family with a potential target on their heads that could get them arrested for keeping her in the basement…you know the baby that didn’t quite get all the nutrients it needed because the mom was too busy with their actual daughter back when she was pregnant and this one was sort of an STD that survived…

ANYWAY…flashing pics…so edgy.

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Posted in:noah cyrus|SFW

2019

18

Dec

Maja Krag Bikini Shoot of the Day

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Maja Krag is a Danish model, and if you know anything about me and my wife, we fucking love danish….not the mid century modern teak furniture…I’m not bougie…I’m more into Cheese Danish, to Strawberry Danish, to Chocolate Danish, to pretty much any Danish, just as long as it is a Danish, or really any baked good…because of obesity, diabetes, amputate my toes for FOOD addiction…..

My apprecaition for Danish goes beyond baked goods because apparently I am into this Maja Krag…enough to post her bikini pics..but then again, I post any bikini pics I come across with little or no thought because no one cares about what I have to say.

Posted in:Maja Krag|SFW

2019

17

Dec

Rita Ora Lingerie of the Day

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You may not quite know any Rita Ora music, but we can all agree that her amazing tits have done an amazing job being fucking everywhere, so that we all know the name Rita Ora, and assume she’s a celebrity because she’s been around so long, and the only real damaging she had to do for this celebrity is that we know of is fucking Rob Kardashian at his fattest, which is how she launched in America, and as you know the best way to launch anything in America is through Kardashians…because America is fucking weird and likes rich first generation weirdness…

POINT being…Rita Ora’s got great tits and even though NO ONE has ever heard her songs, despite her being a popstar, she’s still got great tits, and you can’t take that away from her unless you’re breast cancer…

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Posted in:Rita Ora|SFW

2019

17

Dec

Mädchen Amick Topless of the Day

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Mädchen Amick plays Lili Rienhart‘s mom on RIVERDALE so her career got a second wind after being the hot chick on TWIN PEAKS….she peaked on Twin Peaks…but here she is doing media cuz she’s actually alright for an old washed out mom…and I hate old washed up moms…but hot is an attitude or a willingness to suck dick…or show your anus to the right people….it’s a sliding scale that can improve by how naked the person is willing to get in their self promotion…and it’s subjective and can be hot one day, disgusting the next, and hot again in a few months depending on what you are up to…plus there are a lot of core Twin Peaks fans out there who have loved this bitch since then…and still jerk off to her old scenes…so for them she’s hot based on what she was and is no longer but the new her is still the same pussy, just with more mileage on it and the whole thing is confusing so here are the pics of her shoot.

Throwback to her big bush days..

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Posted in:Madchen Amick|SFW

2019

17

Dec

Bar Refaeli Erotica of the Day

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Pregnant Bar Refaeli flashing her butthole on a boat because she’s pregnant or just had a baby, I don’t keep track of her Ovulation, not since she was dating LEO in her Glory Days, but I do think it’s safe to assume she’s giving us a butthole first photo to let us know the pussy is off limits for a bit….so focus on the back-up pussy…the only pussy Leo wanted…the shit filled pussy…that reminded him of his one true love…DUDES…

Point being, Bar Refaeli is still a hot Israelite despite being old and I respect that she tapped out of the whole USA based model game to marry some rich dude and start a family back home in the promised land, or whatever it is you people call Israel…the home of your lord and savior / all the Holocaust survivors who needed a state of their own to call home cuz the rest of the world hated them for being Jewish….and now only the Palestinians hate them for taking their homes….in a this is way too much politics and deep rooted world issues for me to focus on when I am trying to look at the butthole of a overhyped MODEL of yesteryear who is now a MOM a few times over…

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Posted in:Bar Refaeli|SFW

2019

17

Dec

Frida Aasen Nude of the Day

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Frida Aasen is naked, but it’s not smut, because it is black and white, or some off black and off white pervert shit that she wants you to think is art, to make your masturbation to her feel more high brow, high profile, and pretentious…because a subtle nude with implied nudity rather than a spread vagina is classier and allows for her day rates to be higher than if she was some porn chick who despite having a million followers only CBD brands will work with them for 100 dollars….while Frida is a legit model who gets paid legit day rates…so her nudity is more valuable….even if all nudity lacks value cuz it is thrown around so much…it’s like COCK TEASE US LIKE YOU USED TO DO LADIES…it makes for a better experience for all involved…us NOT seeing you nude makes us WANT TO SEE you nude harder. DUH.

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