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2024

16

May

Samaire Armstrong’s Bikini of the Day

Samaire Armstrong played Anna on The O.C. which was one of the best shows to ever be on TV. I used to watch it before going out to the college bar to seduce the college girls who I knew were also watching the show, despite being 20 years older than them at the time…..you know finding common ground with the help of Sandy Cohen…

Along with Rachel Bilson’s tits, Mischa Barton pre-meth addiction body, Olivia Wilde when she was younger and this one were the main vaginas of the show….so they hold a special place in the hearts of all the OC fanboys out there…

The hottest thing about Samaire Armstrong is that she was a covid anti-vaxxer, a PURE blood who went up against the idiots pushing that shit…and I appreciate humans who haven’t been victims of gene-therapy poison.

She’s in a bikini.

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2019

18

Dec

Samaire Armstrong Bra Top of the Day

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Samaire Armstrong is a Japanese born American Actress…which means that she likes being shit on while being a contestant on Japanese Game Show, or really any of the insane stunts they do on Japanese Game shows cuz that’s her culture bro.

Her dad teaches hand to hand combat to soldiers, so be careful what you say about this 40 year old in a bra for instagram promoting who fucking cares what…

I remember her for being the punky kind of girl that Seth dated when he was on a break with Rachel Bilson…and within my group of men who were too old to be watching The OC, but were watching the OC…we collectively found her hot.

I assume she’s done some other shit, but this bra top is most recent and most relevant for the sake of this site, I’m not LINKEDIN here, I don’t need to be posting her accomplishments when I’m just looking for the tit.

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2019

18

Nov

Samaire Armstrong Wetsuit Erotica of the Day

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Samaire Armstrong was one of the hotter girls on the OC…and that’s about all she’s done…which I guess was enough as she’s out here surfing or doing whatever it is that she’s doing with her tits out in a bikini…with some wetsuit porn cuz you know these bitches piss in the wet suit to warm it up…it’s standard wetsuit practice that may make the most amateur PEE fetishist pre-mature ejaculate…especially when forced to wear a wet suit during some sort of activity like white water rafting or on vacation after renting paddle boards or whatever it is that people do in wet suits…even the name wet suit…just a suit made out of wetness…better than any TUXEDO RENTAL you’ve had…

I don’t know what the fuck Samaire has been up to all these years since the OC, she’s probably a mom, married to a rich guy living that “once a celebrity but now I’m chilling” the way anyone who was a celebrity SHOULD approach celebrity…get paid / get out / chill til you die…unless I am wrong and she’s still out there trying, and this is her out there trying, in which case…just look at her tits and forget anything I’ve said since it doesn’t fucking matter.

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2018

09

Apr

Samaire Armstrong in her Panties of the Day

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I guess Samaire Armstrong is trying to make some noise and get some followers because she’s posted some panty pics…

You may be wondering who Samaire Armstrong is, well let me fill you in, come over here and sit on stepdaddy’s lap while I tell you a little story….

She’s probably pushing 40, from the OC, a show I used to watch because I was still going to college bars when it was on TV, and I had to find some common ground with girls 15 years younger than me…so I’ve seen alot of the episodes back when they aired…

This one was the skater girl, punk girl, hipster, hippie, skater, wild girl…who came in and got with Seth Cohen….getting between Summer and Seth…was devastating really to anyone who believed in their romance…

Well…here she is never too late to come back at it…

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2011

24

Jun

Samaire Armstrong Reminder of the Day

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This girl was on a show called the OC, I think she played a lesbian…..but I don’t remember, I only watched one season and that was back when I used it as material to seduce college girls cuz I knew they were all up on the shit hard. I do remember my friend was all about this one. He was convinced she was going to be a big star, the next Lohan, and maybe he’s right, sure not in Hollywood or as an actor, but we have no idea how popular she is in her circle of meth addicted peers at the homeless shelter or house she’s squatting in with a bunch of other teenage runaways she likely shares her clothes with…..

All this to say, she looks like real shit….and luckily teenage runaways are a fetish of mine cuz they are so broken and easy…and no matter how much they smell, they are soft and not used to real life and they almost never say no to a hot meal no matter how long it takes you to cum…..innocence, such a fun thing to take part in taking…hey don’t blame me, I’m not her father she’s running from….I only know her from the corner post traumatic upbringing….

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2010

18

Aug

The Chick From the OC My Friend Wanted to Fuck of the Day

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I never saw this girls appeal. I remember watching the OC to take notes I’d bring with me to the bar in efforts to seduce the college girls, a strategy that actually worked a few times and got me some college pussy pushed up against my mouth in a bar bathroom, sure she was passed out, puking and her dress was hiked up, but I can only assume her underwear didn’t push itself to the side on their own. She totally wanted it, despite her reaction when she came to that led me to being kicked out….but that’s not the point.

The point is that this dude bluecollar Mark who I used to watch the show with cuz he was into running the same game as me at the dollar drink college party loved Samaire Armstrong and I just thought she was boring, had stupid lesbian hair… but she was his dream girl, so when I saw this I felt I should do this post for him….not cuz I ever liked the dude, but cuz that’s all that comes to mind when I see this third or fourth tier OC star.

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2008

29

Aug

Samaire Armstrong in a Cleavage Vest of the Day

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I used to watch the OC with my friend who sounds like Barney from The Flinstones when he talks. He was this 40 year old pervert who was on welfare and who would always be done to go to the college parties and was the only member of my OC watching parties because like I mentioned before was a good way to talk to 18 year old girls who would otherwise be disgusted with us. He was crazy about this bitch, he thought she was the hottest fuckin’ piece and it provided countless “who’s hotter” arguments that reminded me of virgins getting together on Saturday nights to watch their favorite movies and judge which girls they would marry, when in reality they’d pounce on even the fattest chick willing to take her extra large panties off for them, if they weren’t too shy, scared and embarrassed of pretty much everything. I didn’t really get the appeal, but I do get the cleavage vest and I figured it was worth posting because I doubt anyone else in their right mind will because these pictures fucking suck.

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2007

23

May

I am – Samaire Armstrong’s Gotta Be Knocked Up of the Day

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Samaire Armstrong is hiding her stomach like she just hit up the snack bar harder than her man banged her without a condom because people in Hollywood don’t use condoms even when they are on the lowest wrung of the fame ladder and their only real claim to fame was a stint on the OC that lasted a couple of episodes. That said, I am pretty sure that she’s preggers and decided to keep the baby, unlike her Hollywood counterparts who opt for the in home abortion, like Lohan since it is the most effective form of birth control…

Either way, I think it’s funny when people make their insecurities so obvious. I was walking down the street today and came across a woman in a white tank top with no bra and erect nipples. I wouldn’t have even noticed her, because when I leave my house I don’t really notice anything. But she kept trying to awkwardly cover her tits as much as she could as she talked to a woman, but ended up drawing more attention to her tits than she should have….which wasn’t a good thing, considering she was in her 60s, not that that would ever stop you.

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2007

23

May

I am – Samaire Armstrong's Gotta Be Knocked Up of the Day

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Samaire Armstrong is hiding her stomach like she just hit up the snack bar harder than her man banged her without a condom because people in Hollywood don’t use condoms even when they are on the lowest wrung of the fame ladder and their only real claim to fame was a stint on the OC that lasted a couple of episodes. That said, I am pretty sure that she’s preggers and decided to keep the baby, unlike her Hollywood counterparts who opt for the in home abortion, like Lohan since it is the most effective form of birth control…

Either way, I think it’s funny when people make their insecurities so obvious. I was walking down the street today and came across a woman in a white tank top with no bra and erect nipples. I wouldn’t have even noticed her, because when I leave my house I don’t really notice anything. But she kept trying to awkwardly cover her tits as much as she could as she talked to a woman, but ended up drawing more attention to her tits than she should have….which wasn’t a good thing, considering she was in her 60s, not that that would ever stop you.

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