Samaire Armstrong was one of the hotter girls on the OC…and that’s about all she’s done…which I guess was enough as she’s out here surfing or doing whatever it is that she’s doing with her tits out in a bikini…with some wetsuit porn cuz you know these bitches piss in the wet suit to warm it up…it’s standard wetsuit practice that may make the most amateur PEE fetishist pre-mature ejaculate…especially when forced to wear a wet suit during some sort of activity like white water rafting or on vacation after renting paddle boards or whatever it is that people do in wet suits…even the name wet suit…just a suit made out of wetness…better than any TUXEDO RENTAL you’ve had…

I don’t know what the fuck Samaire has been up to all these years since the OC, she’s probably a mom, married to a rich guy living that “once a celebrity but now I’m chilling” the way anyone who was a celebrity SHOULD approach celebrity…get paid / get out / chill til you die…unless I am wrong and she’s still out there trying, and this is her out there trying, in which case…just look at her tits and forget anything I’ve said since it doesn’t fucking matter.

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