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2017

11

Sep

Wendy Williams Bikini Erotica of the Day

Wendy Williams in a black bikini

I always thought Wendy Williams was a man….

I mean I have accidentally seen her show…and I remember when she was on the Radio…and she just always screamed dude in a dress to me….or I guess in a bikini…

I always thought she was fat, I didn’t realize she was just fat tits…and I guess what I am trying to say is that I am all for transgendered people…I mean sure, it’s weird, unnatural…even creepy…but they are still people….albeit broken people…but people nonetheless…and they deserve the same opportunities as those who stick to the gender or genitals they were born with…but I sure as hell don’t like them posing half naked or starring in porn…I find it weird….

Maybe I’m being too hard on her…one may call me an asshole, cuz I wrote this post as if she was born with a dick, when she probably wasn’t and just looks like she was…but the real issue is that maybe she shoulda kept her fucking clothes on and never put t me in this awkward position of seeing her in this horrible, offensive, scary state….

I am just trying to defend myself here…like Seriously. Dude. Keep. Your. Clothes. On. Bro. GUY…Mister…SIR….

This is terrifying, but not as terrifying as me wanting to fuck it.

IT!! Overrated movie, too much CGI, but I still like Stephen King….

IT! Clown Tits…PENNYWISE…

Posted in:SFW|Wendy WIlliams

2017

11

Sep

Jessica Alba See Thru / Nipple / Pregnant Mom Tit of the Day

Jessica Alba in a see through bra

Jessica Alba wore a mesh bra under her tank top…a mesh bra that was exposed when her tank top was strategically pulled out of the way, showing the world her mom tit, that I am assuming is still a pregnant tit, because I remember she announced that she was pregnant – but don’t really keep track of her cycles or remember when that was…

I just know that this tit was golden tit we all wanted to see 20 years ago..and now it’s just whatever tit, trying to keep up in the tit game, because everyone shows tit, even if it’s not at its tit best, but it is still Alba Tit….

I like how she makes shameless look so casual and “omg how did this tit pic happen”….that’s talent I knew she had but never figured out why she had it.

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Posted in:Jessica Alba|SFW

2017

11

Sep

Bella Thorne Underboob of the Day

Bella Thorne Naked smoking a blunt

Bella Thorne is out of control at New York Fashion week, because for some reason, a reason I call being noisy as fuck and maki

ng sure people know who she is, she’s been generally accepted as a character in pop culture…

You know from a mom who whored her and her sister out to Disney, teaching them the path of whore, supported by social media, giving her a vehicle to whore, generating buzz and following, hell, I post her everyday because I think she’s wonderful…I mean to look at…half naked…her face is trans, her ginger is creepy, and her tits so big, exposed, in a playful way…even though you know she’s into fucking…and has been fucked, and does the fucking…she’s broke…it’s good…

Now she’s doing EDM and people like DIPLO are playing her song, because he’s old, not so out of touch but trying to stay relevant in pop, because he’s made so much stupid money…and lives this wild life….that must be a bit of a joke to him – since it worked out..and he knows he can play anything and the kids will go nuts…

Either way, she was showing off her tits like a good girl…good girl.

Some videos…she self produced….you know to tell her story…the content creator…

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Posted in:Bella Thorne|SFW

2017

11

Sep

Pig Ariel Winter with Guns of the Day

Ariel Winter in short shorts again

Ariel Winter practiced her second amendment right to carry arms as an American…because why not…or because I guess she’s trying to be menacing in that she doesn’t want to be fucked with and will take action…

Or maybe she doesn’t want the farmer to slaughter her, so she’s packing heat, this evolution thing is real..soon the Monkeys will rule the world…with the help of the pigs…because pigs are known to be pretty smart…

Whether she’s a pig or human hybrid or not…she’s clearly got mental issues from being exploited by her mom…so this will end interestlingly…

Haters gonna Hate and She’s Gonna Kill…

Posted in:Ariel Winter|SFW

2017

11

Sep

Gwyneth Paltrow’s Topless in Mud of the Day

Gwyneth Paltrow is naked in a mud bath

Seeing Gwyneth Paltrow covered in mud, like a Puddle of Mud….reminds me how much I would like to see Gwyneth Paltrow get shit on…ideally by a homeless man, but I’d be happy if it was anyone or anything, you know as long as it literally shit on her…in what she would market and package as some new health treatment for spiritual enlightenment…and a healthy gut flora or something…who knows…but it’d be nice…especially if she choked on it and died… because she is the worst..

Posted in:gwyneth paltrow|SFW

2017

11

Sep

Rihanna Monster Tits of the Day

Rihanna has massive tits in a gucci fanny pack

Fat Rihanna has some perks…like monster tits…

That’s about all I have to say about that…

I mean…

You know Rihanna, you know her deal, you know she was rumored to be a child prostitute in barbados…before being celebrated by barbados and now you need to know…she’s got monster tits…the one perk of spending your money on food, and obviously Carribbean genetics pre-disposed to being obese…

I like this look…I like my black women well fed…

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Posted in:Rihanna|SFW

2017

11

Sep

Elizabeth Turner Bikini of the Day

Elizabeth Turner in a yellow bikini

Elizabeth Turner is some aspiring instagram tits that I don’t think have really broke through in the modeling world, but that at one point in time were just graduated from some Ivy league school, the porn school, DUKE or some shit….and she started her hustle..with her big tits, and tall enough, All American looks, moving to LA, signing an Agency, and all that…desperate enough to email me or have someone email me to post on her…only to realize that was a bad idea and that she could do better…now in Hawaii doing Hawaiian things in a bikini…all busty…and All American..and I don’t find her that hot, she doesn’t blow me away, I don’t think she deserves real fame our success, but she’s got a lot of instagram followers and big tits and that’s all that matters in this world we live in…

Question…where is her sex tape? Her Nudes..this bikini shit is dull.

Posted in:Elizabeth Turner|SFW

2017

11

Sep

Nipples at the Harper’s Bazaar Icons Party of the Day

It’s New York Fashion week, which means all these losers who think they are important come together for some bullshit, wearing silly outfits, feeling exclusive, perpetuating an industry of overpriced rags, that are made in factories, that people can’t afford, that increase our carbon footprint, and that distract from real issues….it’s idiotic…people paying thousands for pollution generating fabrics…ridiculous…

What the fuck is a “Fashion Icon” anyway…it’s bullshit…they call Kendall Jenner a Fashion ICON…fuck you FAKE NEWS…THIS SHIT DOESN’T MATTE…

BUT tits matter and tits happened at Harper’s Bazaar had an event that the theme was see through dresses – since bitches brought out the tits….

Like

Elsa Hosk…

Chelsea Leyland –

Leomie Anderson

Daphne Groeneveld

Carol Alt…

Anna Cleveland

VICTORIA JUSTICE ATTEMPTED THE SEE THROUGH – BUT WASN’T REALLY READY TO TAKE THE PLUNGE

And Adriana Lima….hid the nipples but brought the cleavage..

Same with Karlie Kloss….

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Posted in:Fashion Week|SFW

2017

11

Sep

Tara Reid’s New Movie of the Day

Andy The Talking Hedgehog with Tara Reid

Tara Reid and Dean Cain, who you may remember as “Superman”…are in the movie of their lifetimes…

It’s always nice to see what famous people from the past keeping busy…by starring in the worst possible movie ever and the fact that this movie even exists should make anyone who has ever thought “I want to make a movie” kill themselves for not making the movie…as clearly there are no real standards or requirements to fill the straight to Netflix / Amazon Prime market of “FEED PEOPLE MORE CRAP”…”people like hedgehogs, let’s make it a movie, you know with one who talks”…..

The name of this movie fucking kills me…and I bet…Tara Reid wins an Oscar for her role, at least she will think she did, thanks to being so medicated…right…RIGHT…right…

I love seeing things that were once so wonderful turn to such shit…I am talking to you Tara Reid…but I guess the amazing thing with her is that she’s managed to not die…when through her years of partying…she was expected to die…good times…

Posted in:SFW|Tara Reid

2017

11

Sep

Ashley Tisdale has Tit of the Day

Ashley Tisdale in an orange bikini looking for Irma

I don’t know where Ashley Tisdale got a tit from, but it sure makes her broken down plastic surgery face look a lot better, the wife and not yet a mother, who lied about her age for the sake of Disney not casting 26 year olds in High School musical movies that raped the souls of children everywhere, who is now in her mid 30s, still looks good from behind…and from the neck down, and really all women age like shit, the body is what matters…especially when you’re fuckin’ them from behind…so as much as I mocked her and her bad surgeries to look cute…I was always a believer in her fitness and her body being key to her success, relevance….future…faces just don’t matter..even when they are ugly….and Tisdale is the proof….I guess…I mean only her creepy fans actually care about her..but her body’s ok..and that is what matters..

Posted in:Ashley Tisdale|SFW

2017

08

Sep

Top 20 SFW Cam Girl Clips of the Week Part 5 of the Day

It’s FRIDAY and you know what that means….my weekly round-up of SFW cam girls from MY FAVORITE SITE ….

I spent hours watching really hot fucking girls to really amazing NSFW things to find the beautiful safe for work moments that allow me to make YOUTUBE friendly compilations….

SO a lot of vagina, masturbation, tits, insertion, butt plug watching went into the making of this video….

You see, I find something beautiful and wonderful about these Cam sites, and that is that the girls get paid to broadcast their lives to a bunch of dudes watching them, and to keep men engaged they BFF them by doing fun, entertaining, creative, non sexual stuff to build up to the sexual stuff…and these girls make money…

So if you’re a girl, be a cam girl, if you’re a dude, watch cam girls as other dudes throw money at them, it’s hours and hours of entertainment…seriously…hours and hours….

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Posted in:SFW|stepTV|Videos

2017

08

Sep

Bella Thorne Tits of the Day

Bella Thorne tits again

Bella Thorne TITS are a daily thing…bitch doesn’t shut up about her tits…whether they are real or fake tits are irrelevant…they are something she really puts a lot of value on..that she likes putting out there…and based on her attitude towards her tits…she’s like most chicks I know who get implants…you know showing them off like a new car…sure most girls I know with implants are strippers but you know what I mean….and showing them off is their job…but that’s not the point..

In terms of Bella Thorne, the face so jacked, the noise she makes so annoying, but the body so good, I don’t care to hate her and her scamming, it’s just the way of the world these days…you know…

VIDEOS?

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Posted in:Bella Thorne|SFW

2017

08

Sep

Hilary Duff’s Thick Ass in a Bikini of the Day

Divorcee and Mom pushing 30 if she’s not already 30…billionaire…child star….turned whatever the fuck she is….jerked off to many perverts since she hit puberty…and still jerked off to by those same perverts who are just loyal to the cause and the pussy they once loved and watched grow up…because it feels like they have more of spiritual connection rather than just being disappointing and humiliating masturbation…and the whole thing…not so magical but pretty creepy…you know feeling like you know or connect to a chick you jerk off to in magazines…creepy….

But then there are people like me, who didn’t give a fuck about her then, but like her now, despite also not giving a fuck about her…just appreciating her thickness and the fact she’s horny and has likely taken on the whole hockey team primarily because she can…and because her husband was on the team and liked seeing his teammates erect and in women….he’s a billion rich kid…they are weird and have weird fetishes…watch FoxCatcher…

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Posted in:Hilary Duff|SFW

2017

08

Sep

Rihanna’s See Through Tits of the Day

Rihanna in a canary yellow see through top

This is hardly a see through shirt, girl’s just not wearing a bra and is bigger and bustier than she’s ever been thanks to aging, getting lazy, being richer than god, and loving her Barbado Rum Cake….it’s just genetics, they all end up where they are supposed to be, especially now in an era of fat is cool, be fat…

I am just excited for her to get REAL fucking fat, where her show consists of her onstage in a medical bed or wheel chair on a feeder tube…EROTIC….I mean it’s the next step in this plus size is a good size life…

I am also into bigger tits, sloppier tits, fat chick tits…which I guess this is…

Rihanna Lives….soon with diabetes but for now..she LIVES…

Posted in:Riahnna|SFW

2017

08

Sep

Eva Longoria Boxy in a Bikini of the Day

Eva Longoria adjusts her bikini

Eva Longoria is a disaster…but people really fucking like her…despite her boxy body….and old age…it must be because she’s Mexican…and people fucking love Mexicans…just look at the TACO craze and TRUMPs proposed wall to keep them in AMERICA…you know…unable to leave cuz they won’t be able to get back in or some shit…and then who will work for 4 dollars an hour doing shitty work….

So I guess s still a thing, even though someone told me that NO ONE CARES ABOUT HER ANYMORE…but that person was a girl who clearly hates Mexicans….

But I remember being at an event 3 years ago…and people there were going off on how she does such good for the world…and I was like “the MExican who looks like she employs Mexicans for 4 dollars an hour to feel white”…fuck that….but I guess she has a Euro following, people remember Desperate Housewives…what do I know…other than that she’s broken down as fuck and should make the move to one piece.. / snow suit…

Maybe she’s pregnant – or maybe all Mexicans end up like this…who knows…I blame Corn Tortillas…..maybe Hurricane Irma will take her out…

Posted in:Eva Longoria|SFW