Maria Menounos Bikini of the Day

2020

Jan

Last week, I posted this:

Maria Menounos is still out here self promoting herself, because why the fuck not, what else is she going to do with herself. She’s in her 40s, no longer on nightly TV talking about other people while deeply wanting to be those people, only to have been able to become some level of those people, thanks to the perversion of you!

So I guess this is her giving thanks for that?! Who knows. Bitch is in a Bikini with her Greek tits that I assume like Anal because the Greek invented it, because sex workers call Anal going Greek out….and that’s about the extent of the discussion….uninspired by Maria Menounos since I first saw Maria Menounos. She just doesn’t have any star power to me. I’ll post it because her happiness is important news.

Glad things worked out for you girl.

To one picture of Menounos with her tits squeezed together in her blue bikini.

Apparently, there was more content around her tits squeezed together in a blue bikini and since she wasn’t working the CBS red carpet to the Grammys like she may have in the past, but instead some other asshole was, who I assume is the new John Tesh with a tan from Entertainment Tonight, I felt give some entertainment news show reporter tits of the past some shine….cuz they are good tits.

Plus she’s Greek and along with inventing Math, the Greeks invented anal, thus the Greeks are closest to what Anal is, she was born for anal, which I guess we could argue all people were born for anal, hence all the queers in society….and girls not getting pregnant…dude to having dudes they meet off tinder finish in their asses instead of their cunts…it’s mainstream that Anal thing. I guess what it comes down to is that I like to write the word anal.