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2020

30

Jan

Blake Lively Breast Pumping Mom Tit Fetish of the Day

Your Gossip Girl queen who I guess is married to Deadpool’s Ryan Reynolds, who I think cheated on that pig ScarJo and upgraded to this lower on the celebrity ECHELON of fame maybe, but substantially hotter than ScarJo, making it the right decision…..

Blake Lively….

Has recently had a kid and is posting up breast milk lactation, pumping, erotica for you assholes with a breeder fetish, or a MILF fetish, or a BReast Feeding cuz your mom never breast fed you fetish, because to be into this requires SOME sort of fetish, I just don’t know if it is one specific fetish, or if it touches on multiple fetishes. I just know I don’t like it.

Don’t get me wrong, cumming in a pussy is the way nature intended, it’s just after you cum in the pussy you bounce and disappear so that you never know what happens after. You never experience the creepiness that everyone accepts as natural, growing a fucking human in your cunt then feeding it from your tits….it just takes away some much good from the cunt and tits…it’s best to pretend it doesn’t happen.

Now I know what you lonely incels are thinking, that is that no one will let you knock them up, and all you’ve ever wanted is a kid of your own to teach your ways….but no woman would ever gift that to you….well…grow the fuck up and hire a hooker….breeding into an overpopulated world to feed your ego, or to prevent you from ever being lonely again is fucking irresponsible and a terrible decision. So keep your breeding fetishes to your damn self and stare at Blake’s mom tits all filled with milk…or if you’re more into the science of milk filled tits, look at her industrial strength titty milker like she’s a fucking diary cow rearing up for Cheese season.

Now to those tits…

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2020

30

Jan

Kara Del Toro Nudity of the Day

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Kara Del Toro may not be important in the grand scheme of things but she does slutty photoshoots for her instagram fans and that’s really all it takes to be important enough in this era of everything on instagram is relevant at least to enough people to make a bitch some money, get bitch some rich boyfriends who use instagram like a mail order catalog for pussy, because all that pussy never says no to the right rich guy, that’s the whole reason they are on instagram anyway, self promoting to dudes who are on it when they are bored and lurking for pussy…..whithout Kara Del Toro taking it upon herself to produce slutty content built around her tits….those rich guys would just go to other girls and WE cannot have that…can we KARA DEL TORO….

Her INSTAGRAM

Some highlights of her tits from her instagram stories in the last 24 hours:

Back to her photoshoot:

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2020

30

Jan

Ashanti Looking Thick in Fishnets of the Day

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I don’t know how I missed these Ashanti THIGH pics from the other day, but I will assume it’s because I thought Ashanti died in some plane crash in the Bahamas after being married to R.Kelly when she was 15.

But the reality is that I shouldn’t have missed this Ashanti THIGH pics from her performing because they are huge….her thighs…not the pics…the pics are useless because no one gives a fuck about Ashanti…except me apparently….keeping the early 2000s dream alive one blog post at a time.

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2020

30

Jan

Sammi Hanratty in Lingerie of the Day

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Her name is Sammi Hanratty and she’s barely a celebrity, she’s just got a horrible name because you are forced to think ratty when you look at her, and she’s doing that to herself, implanting us with those thoughts, it’s like if Olivia Wilde went professionally as COCKBURN, you couldn’t help but see your cock burning, either in an actual fire that forced to to graft it back on, or just from disease….either way the affiliation is no good…

What is good is that she gets in her lingerie on social media for you perverts to jack off to her. So fucking do it already and stop wasting my time.

I really don’t find her cute.

Posted in:Sammi Hanratty|SFW

2020

30

Jan

Anne Winters in a Bikini of the Day

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20 Hours ago, Anne Winters posted:

Paps again. Can’t believe we were filmed the whole time without knowing. Didn’t see ANYONE taking pictures. So crazy to me. But still not mad at the candid photos of me and bae lol

It’s nice to see some young slut stoked on paparazzi coverage because it means she matters and that she thinks she looks good in these pics.

She plays Chloe on 13 Reasons Why, a show I actually watched because I liked that it was driving teens to kill themselves, that kind of impact from a show you know weeding out the fucking losers is important and I felt it was important for me to watch.

I have NO idea who CHLOE on 13 Reasons Why is, but this is apparently her….and she’s skinny, which I like. Skinny is so underestimated these days, despite it being so important.

Clearly she is not Ariel Winter’s sister…because if she was….she’d be about 50 pounds heavier with less of a neck and more of a troll body….but they have the same name so that counts for something…especially since it is currently winter in the Northern Hemisphere. It’s like TODAY was made for her.

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Posted in:Anne Winters|SFW

2020

29

Jan

Harley Quinn Smith Has a Fat Ass of the Day

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Harley Quinn Smith is obviously Nerd Kevin Smith’s daughter, I mean her name is Harley Quinn….and in being Kevin Smith’s daughter, she’s not only some spoiled and entitled cunt, because Kevin Smith made a lot of fucking money off his nerd movies, people fucking LOVED him and thought he was some sort of genius, when really his shit isn’t that good and it’d be a struggle to try to sit through CLERKS again…..but in being Kevin Smith’s spoiled daughter who gets to live that LA rich person life thanks to her dad being basically a nerd icon, she’s also fat as shit….because genetics I guess.

I know girls of this size are not considered fat anymore, body shaming is cyber bullying, and fat chicks get on tinder and get as much if not more dick than the hot skinny chicks because of the whole willing to fuck anyone, so her being fat probably doesn’t affect her rich girl life. They make bikinis in her size and she’s likely got a line up of her dad’s fans DYING to see if she has a dick clit or not.

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2020

29

Jan

Kate Beckinsale Gets Humped of the Day

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Kate Beckinsale either trained her dog to fuck her so that she feels good about herself on those days she realizes she’s getting old. You know sometimes taking the nerds that follow her seriously is hard to do because those nerds commit to any cause and were jerking off to Carrie Fisher basically to the point where she had her opiate overdose on a plane. Meaning when she was old and fat she was still hot to them cuz of Star Wars.

So training a dog for the feedback is just something easy to do to boost morale…

HOWEVER…she may just be some pervert bitch who does nothing all day but masturbate and like girls on the internet that I’ve seen or read about…she’s found that whole peanut butter thing works because dogs just have such strong tongues.

Regardless of whether her dog eats her cunt, or sniffs her cunt to see if it’s still a live, you know like a police dog trained to find the bodies / rotting corpses, or not she still kicked the thing….and that’s just mean….whether she’s in slutty shoes you’d expect Kobe’s 13 year old to play bball in and leggings or not….

What a bitch.

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Posted in:Kate Beckinsale|SFW

2020

29

Jan

Madelaine Petsch Cheerleader Panty Flash of the Day

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Madelaine Petsch the 25 year old playing a 16 year old flashing her panties on Riverdale.

Riverdale is a pretty funny phenomenon because it got so much fucking hype the first season, that people thought it was a actual show that was worth watching, leaving the writers who only did one season assuming it wouldn’t have a second season to fucking scramble and in scrambling they have gone down some very confusing storylines, but I couldn’t tell you what they are, I just know that they killed off Luke Perry, and that they aren’t nearly sexual enough, but occasionally they go for the viral clip of one of their starlets being slutty. Which I guess this is one of those moments.

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Posted in:Madelaine Petsch|SFW

2020

29

Jan

Sofia Loren Used to be Hot of the Day

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Sofia Loren is not dead, but she’s our throwback Wednesday or WAYBACK wednesday thanks to these old pics of her in lingerie that are surfacing.

The fact is that even at 90 years old, which I think is how old she is, she still looks hot, something J.Lo can aspire to.

It is pretty ridiculous that she got her 5 picture deal from Paramount back in the early 1950s, 70 fucking years ago before cameras even existed, so it is safe to assume that these old smut pics are from when she was older.

Known for her tits, Italy’s god mother showing off her tits in this shoot and I can only imagine how many people have jacked off to these images in the last 50 years. I mean it was probably a huge fucking deal when they first came out because our generation takes all the nudes for granted because there is so much of it, we forget how rare it was for a girl to celebrate her sex appeal.

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2020

29

Jan

Sydney Sweeney is in a Bikini of the Day

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Sydney Sweeney does a good job offsetting her dopey face with a set of large natural tits. Tits can carry any girl through anything from adversity to launching a career.

They are best friends despite the backpain they cause and if you’re born with the right set of tits, your life can be all the more easy fucking breezy….

In Sydney Sweeney’s case, her tits are the star of the fucking show, what show? Well any show she’s up to.

Obviously seen by her team as a potential star, they placed her in some important relevant shows with some bit parts, which led to being on the edgy Euphoria teen sex show from HBO about high school kids fucking, and she even was in Once Upon a Time in Hollywood. You know perfectly placed to win…and it’s cuz of her tits. Tits have that power.

In interesting facts, she’s also a trained MMA fighter, so imagine getitng smothered by her tits in the ring, in some girl wrestling fetish you obviously have. More evidence she’s being designed to be the next big thing….cuz of her tits.

This is her being a celebrity in a bikini eating fruit by the pool….where she is co-starring with her tits.

Posted in:SFW|Sydney Sweeney

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