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2020

03

Feb

Kaia Gerber Bra Selfie of the Day

Kaia Gerber, the 18 year old sold by her rich as fuck family, is out here being slutty enough for me….which doesn’t require being slutty at all…. I am an optimist and see the slutty glass full at all times…a bitch just needs to be alive and breathing and I can see the slutty in her…it is in the eyes…and in the fact that I know they’ve all tried anal….

Below is the important pic where you can see her nipples…because that’s what the kids are into…showing you their nipples..not that she’s a kid, she’s over 18 and has been prostituted by her mother to the fashion industry for the family’s ego for the last 5 years already….and really they are just nipples, but nipples are great.

Here she is doing squats in the gym

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2020

03

Feb

Madison Beer Tight Bodysuit of the Day

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Madison Beer, child exploited by her mother on Youtube by making her do cover songs, knowing the perverts on Youtube would be able to inflate her view count, and that people like cover songs, or at least click on cover songs when searching for the trending song.

It was all in attempts to Scooter Braun that shit and turn her into the next Bieber….and I believe she ended up getting signed by Bieber…where she’s not just cruising with her big tits for the paparazzi more than she’s doing anything music related…because some Youtubers are smart enough to transition to celebrity because that’s where all the kids are looking for celebrities…they don’t care about the people the dinosaurs like Weinstein decide are famous by putting them in movies…like J.Law or whoever else. They find them their damn selves…

With tits like this that girl’s willing to use in her marketing, I see a bright future for her, not that she needs one, she’s probably so rich from her youtube money that she can just chill in LA with her tits out for the rest of her fucking life….

Her dance video is lolz…

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2020

03

Feb

Ariel Winter Titty Grab of the Day

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Ariel Winter turned 22 last week and it wasn’t really a big deal because no one gives a fuck about Ariel Winter. This is not the 90s when you’re hit sitcom on Network TV makes you a star, if anything, Ariel Winter represents that simple fact that Network TV is dead and if she had a YOUTUBE channel she’d have far more success, fans, and people who care about her.

Instead, she’s just this broken girl who was exploited by her now estranged mother to live that “sell out your childhood to support mommy’s dream” level of this bitch will probably never recover.

But the good news with being exploited by your parents and feeling inadequate, never good enough, comes will all kinds of deep rooted issues, which coupled with how wimpy society is, all a bunch of victims, crying about their “mental health” because it’s a solid excuse to be a baby…..means eventually the titty grabs you see here…will be far more hardcore. Just wait til her contracts end, she can’t get any work, and she burns through the bulk of her money….you know is there life after Modern Family…and is that life going to be self produced amateur porn for her subscirption site? TIME WILL Tell.

Too bad she’s not hotter.

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2020

03

Feb

Josie Canseco Bikini in Miami of the Day

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Josie Canseco is Jose Canseco’s daughter with some Hooter’s waitress, which means she was raised by some trashy jock with far too much money all for being good at baseball. On some new money kick that you know trickles down to the kids…and a low level stripper who didn’t even strip but cocktail waitressed for the tips…and I guess for the tip of the A’s jock dick to make her a baby to payout proper the rest of her life…best tip ever.

Which means she’s the perfect level of rich white trash, despite the name being Canseco, which I guess makes her only part rich white trash and part LATINX which is what they call LATINA, because her dad was born in Havana Cuba and floated over to America on a boat….with a baseball mit in had…

Well, she’s got her ass out, because she’s in Miami being CUBAN for the the FOOTBALL game…and she’s out there with some youtuber named JAKE PAUL who I guess she fucks because youtubers are the celebs of their generation….and motherfucker makes 100 million a year…

That’s about all I have to say about that.

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2020

31

Jan

Tallulah Willis Naked of the Day

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I would say the last thing in the world we need is Tallulah Willis’s bare ass for social media, but then you’d all be like “no the last thing we need in the world is systemic racism, or “the patriarchy”, or “rapists”, or PLASTICS that are killing our fish, or “Commercial meat manufacturing”, or “fast foods”, or “genders’ or whatever fucking activism you’re up to.

You may even say the last thing the world needs is gas powered cars, or airtravel, let’s all get DONKEYS to get around, it works for the mexicans…decrease that carbon footprint,

Or “More Coronas, less Corona Viruses”….which I would argue isn’t all that bad, even if end up dying from it thanks to sniffing asiann panties I buy off the internet….because I think we’re overpopulated.

So Tallulah Willis isn’t even on the radar of “the last things we need”. If anything she’s not even on the radar, hence the BUTT shot, to let the world know Demi Moore and Bruce have kids together, that are spoiled, entitled, do nothing brats, that fucking spend their trust funds that are probably pretty hefty because Ashton Kutcher their stepdad probably hooked them up with some early start up investment opportunities so they can continue fucking cruising…and feel like it is because of their business savvy….and not their positioning…and they get more satsifaction with their positioning like this…half naked or full naked but I can’t see her cunt bullshit…

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2020

31

Jan

Jordyn Jones Ass in Leggings Failing at Stilts of the Day

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You know the best thing about leggings, hands fucking down, is the pussy definition. I know what you’re all thinking and that leggings are the best for the ass shots, you know because the fabrics give some roundness to the asses, a little support and form they all need to do their best ass impression, you know in a put your best ass forward kind of way…but the reality is…leggings get jacked up in pussies and this show us everything the pussy has to offer and THUS….we don’t need to see a bitch naked…we can just assume what her pussy looks like…whether it’s got fat outter lips making it an inny, or meaty fucking lips making it an outty, or if it’s got a dick clit all looking like it’s sticking its tongue out at you…all thanks to leggigns…

So Jordyn Jones in leggings giving us the BACKSHOT is doing good things. She’s treating those leggings right….doing what those leggings are meant to do.

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2020

31

Jan

Gigi Hadid Tits Out for Fashion of the Day

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You know what…

Gigi Hadid fucking sucks. When you’re not a star struck fag who believes all the hype around someone and WHEN you are not paid off by her dad…it is easy to see that her career was manufactured, her sister’s career even more manufactured and the fact that it worked for them, that people still work with them, or care about them, is just proof of how fucking dumb you all are….not you…but the general populous.

I don’t know, some muppet looking face bitch posing like a model is not interesting or hot to me. Get her back to the trying to be a Kardashian level of desperation. Kim K didn’t release a SEX tape for this shit to go totally off course and legitimate….not that Kim K deserves any recognition for anything but RUINING society, modeling, promo modeling…and FACES across america…

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2020

31

Jan

Alyson Stoner Upskirt of the Day

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I thought this was a picture of Machine Gun Kelly in a skirt….but apprently he’s too busy fucking Miley’s troll sister NOAH to be out here in a skirt….and instead it is Alyson Stoner who I still don’t know what she does…but it’s something more important than what you do…yes even you doctors and scientists and nerd fucks who read this site…not that anyone reads the site but you know what I mean….

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2020

31

Jan

Heidi Klum New Face Old Tits of the Day

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I don’t know why Heidi Klum is being slutty with her tits out, but I guess her entire career was based on having her tits out. From being a young German girl born in the Holocaust era of Germany, to working through the 80s and 90s as some kind of product of EUGENICS for the panty brand that financed Epstein. This girl has seen some shit…and in trying to stay youthful in this interation of her not giving into being an old washed up fuck, she’s had her face jacked up as women do, but luckily her SENIOR DISCOUNT tits are a good distraction from the OPEN MINE that is her vagina. She’s got like 20 kids or some shit….

Either way, gross, but hot…like when you see a weathered hooker after a gangbang all caked in 79 different loads…you know fucking vile but the fact she did it is hot on some level…because we come from the school of “we can’t even get a bitch to give us a handjob without paying her”….so someone who’s down to do that must be A LOT OF FUN.

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2020

30

Jan

Olivia Culpo’s got her Tits Out for the NFL Players Association of the Day

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Olivia Culpo is in a bikini. She’s got her Influencer titties out because that’s what she does now that she’s got all those followers thanks to dating some high profile people. You know what they say it takes a good man to make a whore a success. Maybe they don’t say that, but it’s the basic definition of pimpin’. In her case, her pimp was the virginal Jonas brothers who know you are probably serious sexual deviants because Disney Made them that way. They were with Disney weren’t they?

Either way, these tits must be in MIAMI for SUPER BOWL, because she only fucks NFL players, so it is a big weekend for her. I guess it’s a status thing and a lucrative option of sperm to insert in her when she’s ready. Guaranteed 20k a month motherfuckers, no more influencer on instagram peddling like a sex worker needed. All that was just a guise to make the NFLers think she’s not some cocktail waitress out for their money.

Let’s just hope the brain injury of whoever she does end up seducing don’t Aaron Hernandez her…OJ her….*insert murdering head injury NFL Plwyer” her….you know cuz we don’t like wishing death upon any tits….not on Super Bowl Weekend, not whilst they are in bikinis. Not ever.

We like staring at them instead.