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2020

04

Feb

McKayla Maroney Fucks the Floor for TikTok of the Day

McKayla Maroney got a lot of hate for taking the settlement from that Larry the Doctor who would finger Gymnast asshole when they sprained an ankle, because he knew the key to recovery was a trained anus….but the reality is that there were enough girls to testify against him to put him away, and McKayla Maroney is probably one of the most talked about Gymnasts since becoming a Meme the year she won gold at the Olympics, and her pervert audience would use that testimony as if it was ASMR jerk off training videos, leaving her in a situation where she can cash the fuck in and be set for life, while the asshole still gets put away thanks to all the evidence….or she can come out here and give all her fans more jerk off material while reliving her trauma because basically it would just media hype for the cause.

Keep in mind, I know nothing about this story, so I don’t even know if she is a Larry Sympathiser, it’s what I feel I know, it’s my truth and that’s good enough for me as I see her sitting on her pile of money so she can spend her time doing important things like creating smut on the internet for her pervert fans, smut she can do better than most thanks to a gymnast ass and a trained gymnast body, because it’s far less painful that Larry stories.

I’m not a fan, she’s not my Olympic hero, but a girl, any girl sexualizing herself is always fun to me, even if it is not all that hot.

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2020

04

Feb

Kristin Cavallari Antivaxxer Bikini of the Day

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Kristin Cavallari is some Anti-Vaxxer, which I am also, because who knows what the pharma industry is injecting into the kids to fuck with their brains and turn them into robot autistics so that the government can go about with their corruption and control…pulling a fast one over all you motherfuckers that you don’t realize cuz you got vaccinated as a child…MIND CONTROL shit..

However, I don’t have kids and realize that the world needs a reset so I’m always rooting for the disease to make a comeback, so stupid people avoiding vaccines for the same reason I would avoid vaccines, despite having vaccines…..are bringing back disease that can help in my goal of resetting the world…

So people like Kristin Cavallari, the pussy that some rich jock came in a few times to make her babies, who is now doing a lifestyle brand and self promotes herself like GOOP, because everyone’s an expert, even idiots who were cast in Reality shows when they were 20, where they played a fucking idiot. Not that I ever saw LAGUNA beach, I just know..

So the best way to self promote you mom tits that are probably implants in with bikini pics, which I do support…because dumb reality show trash turned athlete wife don’t really interest me, their opinions on anything don’t matter, their personal brands not relevant to me, so they barely exist….unless they are half naked…

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2020

04

Feb

Miley Cyrus Lingerie of the Day

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Miley Cyrus’ divorce is apparently officially finalized, so what better way to say fuck you to your ex husband, than to pose with your “he’s just my good friend” that you started fucking “after” your marriage, in your lingerie….to let him know that you’re back.

I will say that Miley’s got a hot body and that her married years were some of her worst. She came out strong, basically spreading her cunt for the world, we’ve seen her ACTUAL labia in her marketing materials at her prime rebranding exhibitionism, only to decide to be wholesome again…..like she wasn’t damaged on a deep rooted level by the Disney Execs who helped create her.

So she’s out there half naked, in fancy rich person panties, looking fit and thin and I am a fan of this behavior…where’s the sex tape…who do you one-up us seeing your labia years ago…you fucking show us your labia all stretched out….lips be a gripping. I don’t know if Cody Simpson is the man to make that happen..but there’s always black dudes her dad is making country hip hop to step in…..

Either way….there’s a second life to Miley…and this is the prologue.

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2020

04

Feb

Rihanna Lingerie of the Day

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Rihanna may be thicker than she’s ever been now that she’s not out to impress anyone, she’s made 100s of millions of dollars with her dumb music, and even if a small percentage of that goes to her because that’s how the industry works when they human traffic a teen to NYC from Barbados to exploit in the pop music industry, she’s still rich as shit.

I don’t know if she’s still doing the music thing, or if she just uses that fame to sell products like her lingerie, that I guess part of her duties involve being the model of said lingerie despite being thicker than ever…something you’d awesome would work against the whole selling lingerie thing…but in her case it gave her tits and makes her relatable to other fat chicks, all while still being skinny compared to all the other women on her island…who eat too much fucking ROTI…while servicing the rich white people that Rihanna once serviced while underage to get her career.

What I am trying to say is that the purple wigged Rihanna, despite her obesity in this body positivity era, and despite her dumb titty tattoo…is still pretty hot.

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2020

04

Feb

Ashley Tisdale’s Bad Bikini Dancing of the Day

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Ashley Tisdale is a fucking monster. So much so that she had to get her face jacked up by a plastic surgeon in attempt to be tolerable…and she failed…so she got a second nose job and bitch still looks like shit. Doesn’t se live in LA, doesn’t everyone have a fucking nose job? Couldn’t they have done better? Do fucking better bitch.

Well now, at 45 fucking years old, the mom looking body that was once fit to offset that broken face, but now she’s got that sloppy mom body despite not having any kids, her husband is too much of a HOMO High School Musical Groupie for that.

I used to assume they would just sit around and try on dresses and do dances together, but as it turns down the Disney Trained bitch CAN’T EVEN dance….which is beyond weird, but may help her go viral on TikTok like the other retards on TikTok…maybe this is her calling….like that toothless meth head I follow on TikTok because her shit is so absurd, but I doubt Tisdale will be able to be compelling…even her bikini dances are shit…because she is shit. Prove me wrong.

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2020

03

Feb

Shakira Panty Flash for the Superbowl of the Day

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All everyone is talking about is how amazing the Super Bowl Half Time show was.

I hate how everyone is saying how hot they were. I realize that some people are confused and felt it was too slutty for family programming….clearly people who have never been on the internet or through their kid’s photos on their phone….where they are spread assed in selfies for their friends at all ages….because it was hardly slutty.

Then there are people who were confused by the Peurto Rican flag, thinking it was the Texas Flag, thinking it was a target on Texas due to their treatment of American born first generation immigrants at the Mexican border…..

Why is everyone freaking out about it? I assume it is because they were two old hags and people are like “that’s what 50 looks like if you’re rich as fuck vain cunt with face injections who works out all fucking day to maintain whatever body it is she has at 50 years old after a few kids”….

Maybe it was for the Nostalgia…like we needed to hear Shakira’s Africa song for the World Cup from what 8-12 years ago…..or Jenny from the Block….from 15 years ago….I mean that’s a long fucking time ago….

I just think it’s another one of these “inclusivity” things, where people feel the need to think it was good because it was for the Latin people, and thus if you say it sucked you’ll have to deal with your racism…despite being a racist…or maybe people are just positive thinkers and figure Super Bowl Half Time performances are always shit, so if there’s a stripper pole included, or some mom pussy flashing…and Shakira showing you how to eat ass in a tongue video…that’s all the substance we need.

I don’t have the answers, I just felt embarrassed for the old hags and felt maybe they shoulda sat it out and let some new blood in, but then I remembered dude to menopause they forget what new blood is.

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2020

03

Feb

Bella Thorne in a Bra of the Day

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As uneventful as Bella Thorne is, she’s consistently putting out slutty pics of her tits, that I assume she bought with her Disney Money after she turned 18 and decided to emancipate herself from her mother who prior to selling her to Disney, sold her off to various men, like her stepfather….securing that victim of abuse trauma we need to get pics like this all these years later.

She’s basically a shapeshifter who follows whatever is trendy and attaches herself to whatever is trendy because she’s got no soul or vision or creativity…and really who needs any of that when you can just rip off the instagram girls who are trying to get ahead, or to a place you’re at….when you’re already there.

So pull out the tits, do dances, whatever it takes to get that validation you need as a girl with Sex Appeal for the pervert men to comment vulgar things on….

From producing porn, to acting in movies, to being a social media retard in a Throuple, the only good thing about her is that her greasy mooch boyfriend with the long hair isn’t co starring in any of her pics anymore, she’s onto new dick.

What I am saying is that she’s pretty fucking lame, but when tits are involved, I can deal with that lameness and focus on the lameness that is my dick thanks to the drinking, over exposure to porn, diabetes, impotance, etc….

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2020

03

Feb

Doutzen Kroes Lingerie of the Day

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Do you remember when Doutzen Kroes was sent back to the Netherlands after Victoria’s Secret decided to not renew her contract because they were done Human Trafficking her, and she had 2 kids with her DJ boyfriend who was out fucking groupies every summer on a weekly basis in Ibiza?

I do….

But apparently the old, tired, mom is still at the lingerie modelling, not for Victoria’s Secret, but still half naked, because that is her calling, or maybe that’s how she keeps her husband thinking that she’s a working model and not some weathered DJ shore who annoys him, brings him down with her neediness, or uses his kids against him to get what she wants, when all he wants to do is get his dick sucked in a Villa by 20 year old party girls…

Making Doutzen Kroes a huge fucking cockblock….that you’d all be happy trying to fuck if you had the opportunity, cuz you aren’t married to her and you don’t have kids with her and you aren’t a DJ with other options.

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2020

03

Feb

Dua Lipa Braless of the Day

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Dua Lipa is another Famous from Youtube because that is how you get famous. She’s Albanian like all the other popstars or trying to be popstars…like Rita Ora and Bebe Rexha. I guess Albanians are trained to sing and dance at a young age in the event they need to be human trafficked….but maybe Alabanians are more into human trafficking non Albanian women. What do I know about Albania other than that 3 of the most talked about popstars who I’ve never heard sing are Albanians…

Apparently, Albanians are keen to get rich by any means possible, that’s what I read on the internet when trying to find Alabian MEMES to learn about the country, since MEMES are the only formal education you need in this era of everyone is a fucking retard.

So getting the daughters to sing and dance to either stage parent or to put on youtube to seduce men into watching their videos is a strategy for that.

So is not wearing a bra, which isn’t news in this era of no one wearing a bra, if anything the news would be that a bitch chose to wear a bra today….which would be tragic since we’ve come so far as a people…to get to this nipples first approach to getting dressed.

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2020

03

Feb

Georgia May Jagger Lingerie of the Day

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Georgia May Jagger who is Rupert Murdoch’s stepdaughter thanks to her mom being a gold digger hunting down those billionaire 80 year old cocks that run the fucking media…who you may or may not have seen at the Super Bowl in the BOX last night….you know not in Jerry Hall’s box, but a rich person box to watch the game from…..

She’s also Mick Jagger’s daughter…which you can tell from the lips…you know for you Mick Jagger fans, the Stones are a great fucking band and I am a fan, but I’ve never quite looked at Mick in his flamboyant ways and though what it’d be like to get those Dick Sucking Lips on my dick, I mean not until Georgia May happened, which was probably 10 years ago when she started her modeling…and I guess she’s still at it, booking work, but at least she’s got the hots to carry it…there are so many other celebrity kids that are just trash and succeeding, where as this one’s good.

She’s 28, this is a campaign for some collab between Victoria’s Secret and some trendy lingerie line, that I guess VS probably owns a piece of, and why wouldn’t they own all the competition.

In the event you didn’t know, Victoria’s Secret founder is one of the main reasons Epstein was rich, thanks to managing his money, I think accounted 80 percent of Epstein’s wealth to Victoria’s Secret because they are creeps, but we already knew they were creeps, but the mall shopper never cared about them being creeps, they just wanted to over pay with panties, and apparently as the brand struggles to survive, due to irrelevance, not people mad that they are creeps, they are having no problem buying trendier brands to participate in their strategy, since eveyrone is a whore.

There was a big expose on the brand being a toxic place for the women they created celebrities out of and who they used to market the panties….the women saying they were objectified, fondled, and fucked to get the job mad that they had to do that when they could have not done it..in a “let’s target all men, blame all men, and take no accountability for our whore actions”…kind of way.

Not that I am defending billionaire perverts….especially not PEDO ones I just find it so inconsistent that people still work with the evil brand for money but hate the evil brand for their toxic environment in how they treated the sex workers they gave legit careers to.

The whole thing – NUTS.

But Georgia May Jagger…still hot.

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