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2024

03

Apr

Rihanna Hides her Gut for her Lingerie Company of the Day

Rihanna was probably never all that hot, just one of those pop stars putting out sleazy content after she got her ass kicked by Chris Brown as part of some kind of viral stunt that propelled her to the top.

But she’s definitely not hot now….

I was told many years ago that Rihanna faked being beat up because women from Barbados like to fake being beat up by their men for attention, it’s a cultural thing, that clearly paid off for her on the international level, where at home she’d be told to shut up with her whining.

I was also told she was a child prostitute who was trafficked to America by her team to create the empire they created with her, because back in Barabdos the teen hookers ran through Karaoke bars….

My source could have just been a hater…but it was a time when the people of Barbados hated the special treatment Rihanna was getting, before the tides shifting and everyone there became her biggest and proudest fans…these things happen with propaganda.

Anyway, she’s a mom of two, assuming she’s not a man, and she’s an underwear entrepreneur who ended up giving people an alternative to Victoria’s Secret before Kim Kardashian did.

I assume part of her contract is that SHE has to be in the marketing material, which they didn’t really factor in that she’d get old, she’d get fat, she’d have kids, and the Rihanna people once jerked off to because she was hot, became the Rihanna that people jerk off to because they are weirdly committed to their fandom….

In this shoot, she’s hiding her gunt because she’s fat and this is photographic manipulation tactics to fool us.

I’ll still stare at the fat tits.

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2024

22

Feb

Rihanna Titty Outtakes Goin Viral of the Day

Rihanna is old and fat now. I can’t imagine anyone is jerking off to her, but there was a time when people bought into her alien forehead and went along with her being a babe, thanks to aggressive marketing that has made a lot of people a lot of money.

She may still do the occasional big tit, cuz she’s a big broad, content to push her billion dollar underwear brand that for a minute was out pacing Victoria’s Secret because direct to consumer shit is more lucrative than old school mall shit, especially when an influential influencer like Rihanna is pushing it….but I can’t imagine anyone really wants to see it.

So she had some old pics of her tits leaked and it’s going viral, people are sharing, a “REMEMBER WHAT WAS”…”this is better than what’s now”….and really I don’t know how old this shit actually is, it could be during her old fat years but edited, the internet is a fucking liar and I hate it.

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2024

16

Jan

Rihanna in her Pink Lingerie of the Day

Rihanna seems to still have her direct to consumer lingerie brand that basically made Victoria’s Secret obsolete for a minute, before Kim Kardashian moved in aggressively with her SKIMS brand, in what is now being referred to as the “CHEAP SHIT MADE IN CHINA LINGERIE BRANDS DESIGNED TO SWINDLE THE AVERAGE PERSON INTO OVERPAYING FOR TRASH BECAUSE SOME SCHEMING MONEY GRUBBING SCAMMER CELEBRITY OR INFLUENCER TELLS THEM TO OVERPAY FOR TRASH BECAUSE THEY DON’T CARE ABOUT YOU – THEY CARE ABOUT MORE MONEY…WARS.”

Well, thick mom who is terrifying looking has slipped into her cheap shit over priced lingerie for what must be a Valentine’s Day push and it’s less offensive than it probably would have been without photoshop but still not very hot.

I assume Rihanna is in her mid 40s by now, so it’s really a what do you expect, coupled with what won’t a bitch do for money. They shameless even when they rich.

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2023

22

Jun

Rihanna See Through Bodysuit of the Day

I don’t know why Rihanna looks full-retard, like she’s got DOWNS or some other Primoridal Dwarfism birth defect, that allowed her to grow full-size and keep growing outwards, but this bitch looks like a fucking retard…an actual fucking retard…but retards need some loving too, and when the retard is a billionaire, super famous and marketed as hot, I guess there’s not shortage of dudes who will look past the retardness and buy into the hype because it works out nicely for them ….

I always say there was a reason Chris Brown made her famous, but I like to think that was all part of the viral stunt that they both still get paid stupid money from being involved in…..COULD it have been FAKE fucking news, definitely, especially when you see how nicely it worked out for her re-branding of herself and the high paid creature she’s become….pretty clever for a retard headed freak…

She’s super pregnant, assuming she’s not a man, which I don’t ever assume, MOViE MAKE UP people, which makes me think is the reason for the sheer dresses, to really try to sell the pregnancy on us, like releasing that info at the SUPER BOWL with the biggest audience, only to keep pushing it with half naked pregnancy erotica that’s not very erotic at all and I don’t just say that because I think pregnancy is freaky and alien, but that may have something to do with it…even though I now see breeding as a miracle and not gross…I’ve evolved as a person….just not when monsters like this do it…because when they do…it’s freaky and alien…and GROSS….

PUT SOME DAMN MATERNITY GEAR ON bitch..



In other Rihanna weird as fuck news, here’s LeBron James rubbing her gut…

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2022

17

Jan

Rihanna Lingerie of the Day

You may or may not know this about Rihanna, but she’s a billionaire LINGERIE tycoon, which I would argue was probably not that hard to pull off being Rihanna and all, but I guess no other popstar has launched their own lingerie brand that’s had as much success, at least not that I know about, and all it took was finding the flaws in the mall brand Victoria’s Secret and their marketing, and making it for the the instagram crowd….easy, direct to consumer, no RETAIL STORES needed cash grab…

Not bad for someone from the ISLANDS….who managed to leave the islands as a poor teen to make it in America…a pretty SUSPICIOUS storyline that we’ll never really know the real story of…but since they’ve scrubbed the video of her signing in her HIGH SCHOOL proving she had no actual talent…you’ll just assume she was a prodigy I guess…a prodigy who is now a empire…

The point of the story is part of her deal with her brand partners is that she does lingerie shoots each month, and I’ll guess this is that shoot, where she’s looking alright to me…I mean an already rich as shit pop star, doing instagram quality lingerie shoots, is pretty fucking brilliant, even if it’s just part of a bigger cash grab that she doesn’t need…who cares…more money the better if it gets girl half naked on the internet…

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2021

05

Oct

Rihanna Latex Bodysuit of the Day

Rihanna the Billionaire is schooling the kids who follow her….ALL IN THE NAME OF SELLING PANTIES on a large scale with a direct to CONSUMER brand that makes their products in CHINESE SWEATSHOPS…likely by the same people who make Victoria’s Secret Underwear, cuz we’re all buying the same trash, different branding, trying to be relevant…and it works out well for these celebs…and I guess for us…

Victoria’s Secret did get boring, plus they are involved with some bad people, so why not support a fresh and inclusive marketed as minority owned brand, even if that minority, who is also involved with some bad people, is already worth 100s of millions and her minority isn’t really anything to do with struggles to get a brand off the ground…she’s FUCKING RIHANNA…

I am all for her success, and her pushing lingerie, because she could have just as easily launched a business that doesn’t strip her down….

Now if you’re wondering what she’s schoolin the kids with, you know since she’s a huge star to people of all ages – UNDER THE UMBRELLA….her caption reads: I Ain’t Fuckin No One Who Don’t Deserve It”….where NO ONE is replaced with another “N word” and it’s not “Nazareth”…if YOU know what I mean…

Either way, here’s some solid AVON lady shit, even though AVON ladies of the past would probably be a hot experience, self starting house wives paying a visit midday to sell me make-up after having sex with them….the 50s were a better time…probably why China’s working on turning China into that morally sound national identity…


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2021

24

Sep

Rihanna Titties of the Day

Rihanna is at the top of her game, I guess she’s fully morphed into her final form, which is a thicker and bustier money maker….most recently called a billionaire thanks to her lingerie brand that is currently available to watch in fashion show on Amazon…but she’s been rich as shit for decades at this point…

This is her promoting her lingerie, tits out, because that’s how these things work…celebrity signs onto direct to consumer brand, like this was QVC, celebrity recruits other celebs to help promote it, celeb also promotes it herself….mindless fans BUY it all up….

BASIC MATH….

Rihanna’s always been interesting to me, I’ve found her hot at times, but for the most part, her talent and looks hardly justify her origin story.

I want to know the REAL origin story…how did a teen from Barbados end up in the USA with all the right paperwork….was she sold, was she exported, imported…I DON’T KNOW but the idea some talent scout just saw her and knew seems VERY suspicious…

I don’t know if you’ve ever been to Barbados….I have….and I’ll say that being a high school kid there, to becoming Jay Z’s earner by the time she was 17 or 18….it’s not to say Barbados is a shanty town, there’s tons of money there, there are tons of flights in and out of there, there’s infrastructure….I just find it weird at best…insane at worst…that some teen was found there, packaged and turned into RIHANNA here….all while not being that great at song or dance, this not like they found. prodigy…they created one….and why not one from the USA…where there’s amble talent…I’d want answers…but I dont’ give a fuck, I just blindly look at her tits.

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2021

22

Sep

Rihanna See Through of the Day

Lingerie billionaire Rihanna posts lingerie pics to her social media to promote her lingerie brand that has made her an official billionaire…because she doesn’t care about being an exhibitionist unless it involves her getting paid…transactional motherfuckers…but as someone who has paid for sex because regular girls are grossed out by me…I’ll say transactional relationships are no big deal…

USE ME FOR MONEY…not that I am buying her cheap shit lingerie like a fool from the internet brain washed into buying into anything the celebs tell me to buy into…because I don’t care about celebrities and know all these fools are fucking scams used to manipulate weak people…so I get to benefit from the sleazy content promoting lingerie, cuz people are SEX positive and need to keep their sex lives hot and heavy, since sex as an act gets pretty boring…limited moves especially when obese and limped dick…so throw some lingerie in like it’s another woman to spice it up…I get it…but also know the lingerie sales are really increasing because people post lingerie selfies all day and need outfits…

Point being, she’s in mesh…the reason her business is s hit is irrelevant…the mesh lingerie is hardly relevant…but it’s still mesh lingerie on a huge pop star..

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2021

15

Sep

Rihanna Ass of the Day

I don’t know if this is Rihanna’s outfit to the MET GALA, that was a few days ago, I should get with the program, but the real miracle in all this is that I even know what a Met Gala is…I mean…I did jerk off to fashion mags in the 80s and 90s….they published nipples and models in all their tall amazonian glory are pretty photogenic…but even with that Met Gala’s that are 30,000 dollars a plate are not really in my wheelhouse….which isn’t saying much…since I don’t have really any skills that are in my wheelhouse…I mean I am a terrible drinker, driver, drinker and driver….I am not crafty or resourceful…I can’t do carpentry…I don’t know how the internet works despite having a site, I mean this is a sight right….one where I clearly talk too much about myself…

Anyway, the panty peddler and not because she peloton’s in her panties like all the work from home ladies who moonlight like Bruce Willis on OnlyFans…no Bruce Willis doesn’t have an OnlyFans he was on a show called Moonlighting dumb fucks…I AM OLD….

So yeah, Rihanna who has become a billionaire with her billion dollar brand wears those panties out when she can, you know marketing….and you’re probably wondering the same thing that I am….WHERE IS THE WET SPOT! IT IS WEDNESDAY AFTER ALL!

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2021

01

Sep

Rihanna Ass in Lingerie of the Day

This is the ass, or the panty that made this ass an official billionaire…at least that’s the rumor, because she may have been a billionaire before, I mean she is Rihanna, has been involved in some serious money making shit, and probably has the best business managers making the best investments for her before ever lauching her panty collection…maybe she’s into crypto like a bro, or AMC stock or whatever the fuck idiots of the internet are onto now..

But yeah, we’re a generation of mindless consumers who do what we are told, because we are programmed slaves, and Rihanna is one of their tools to get us to do what they are told, and she gets rewarded accordingly…like with billions of dollars because this girl can move product…

She disrupted the cheap shit lingerie business, possibly put Victoria’s Secret into bankruptcy, all thanks to doing a more styled approach, with her celebrity name on it, pushed by a handful of influencers, creating a billion dollar brand in less than a year…because CONSUME CONSUME CONSUME…

I’m not hating, not bad for an Island girl…an origin story I would love to know the real origin to….but for now, I’ll stare at her pushing the right kind of merch on us….too bad she wasn’t pushing it into our faces.

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