I don’t know why Rihanna looks full-retard, like she’s got DOWNS or some other Primoridal Dwarfism birth defect, that allowed her to grow full-size and keep growing outwards, but this bitch looks like a fucking retard…an actual fucking retard…but retards need some loving too, and when the retard is a billionaire, super famous and marketed as hot, I guess there’s not shortage of dudes who will look past the retardness and buy into the hype because it works out nicely for them ….

I always say there was a reason Chris Brown made her famous, but I like to think that was all part of the viral stunt that they both still get paid stupid money from being involved in…..COULD it have been FAKE fucking news, definitely, especially when you see how nicely it worked out for her re-branding of herself and the high paid creature she’s become….pretty clever for a retard headed freak…

She’s super pregnant, assuming she’s not a man, which I don’t ever assume, MOViE MAKE UP people, which makes me think is the reason for the sheer dresses, to really try to sell the pregnancy on us, like releasing that info at the SUPER BOWL with the biggest audience, only to keep pushing it with half naked pregnancy erotica that’s not very erotic at all and I don’t just say that because I think pregnancy is freaky and alien, but that may have something to do with it…even though I now see breeding as a miracle and not gross…I’ve evolved as a person….just not when monsters like this do it…because when they do…it’s freaky and alien…and GROSS….

PUT SOME DAMN MATERNITY GEAR ON bitch..

In other Rihanna weird as fuck news, here’s LeBron James rubbing her gut…

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Lingerie billionaire Rihanna posts lingerie pics to her social media to promote her lingerie brand that has made her an official billionaire…because she doesn’t care about being an exhibitionist unless it involves her getting paid…transactional motherfuckers…but as someone who has paid for sex because regular girls are grossed out by me…I’ll say transactional relationships are no big deal…

USE ME FOR MONEY…not that I am buying her cheap shit lingerie like a fool from the internet brain washed into buying into anything the celebs tell me to buy into…because I don’t care about celebrities and know all these fools are fucking scams used to manipulate weak people…so I get to benefit from the sleazy content promoting lingerie, cuz people are SEX positive and need to keep their sex lives hot and heavy, since sex as an act gets pretty boring…limited moves especially when obese and limped dick…so throw some lingerie in like it’s another woman to spice it up…I get it…but also know the lingerie sales are really increasing because people post lingerie selfies all day and need outfits…

Point being, she’s in mesh…the reason her business is s hit is irrelevant…the mesh lingerie is hardly relevant…but it’s still mesh lingerie on a huge pop star..

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I don’t know if this is Rihanna’s outfit to the MET GALA, that was a few days ago, I should get with the program, but the real miracle in all this is that I even know what a Met Gala is…I mean…I did jerk off to fashion mags in the 80s and 90s….they published nipples and models in all their tall amazonian glory are pretty photogenic…but even with that Met Gala’s that are 30,000 dollars a plate are not really in my wheelhouse….which isn’t saying much…since I don’t have really any skills that are in my wheelhouse…I mean I am a terrible drinker, driver, drinker and driver….I am not crafty or resourceful…I can’t do carpentry…I don’t know how the internet works despite having a site, I mean this is a sight right….one where I clearly talk too much about myself…

Anyway, the panty peddler and not because she peloton’s in her panties like all the work from home ladies who moonlight like Bruce Willis on OnlyFans…no Bruce Willis doesn’t have an OnlyFans he was on a show called Moonlighting dumb fucks…I AM OLD….

So yeah, Rihanna who has become a billionaire with her billion dollar brand wears those panties out when she can, you know marketing….and you’re probably wondering the same thing that I am….WHERE IS THE WET SPOT! IT IS WEDNESDAY AFTER ALL!

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This is the ass, or the panty that made this ass an official billionaire…at least that’s the rumor, because she may have been a billionaire before, I mean she is Rihanna, has been involved in some serious money making shit, and probably has the best business managers making the best investments for her before ever lauching her panty collection…maybe she’s into crypto like a bro, or AMC stock or whatever the fuck idiots of the internet are onto now..

But yeah, we’re a generation of mindless consumers who do what we are told, because we are programmed slaves, and Rihanna is one of their tools to get us to do what they are told, and she gets rewarded accordingly…like with billions of dollars because this girl can move product…

She disrupted the cheap shit lingerie business, possibly put Victoria’s Secret into bankruptcy, all thanks to doing a more styled approach, with her celebrity name on it, pushed by a handful of influencers, creating a billion dollar brand in less than a year…because CONSUME CONSUME CONSUME…

I’m not hating, not bad for an Island girl…an origin story I would love to know the real origin to….but for now, I’ll stare at her pushing the right kind of merch on us….too bad she wasn’t pushing it into our faces.

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I am pretty sure that Rihanna just posted her box on instagram and I don’t mean the box she keeps her weed in, or the box she’d use to move into one of her many houses cuz girl is rich, I mean the traditional box, where she may actually store household items, or her weed, but that’s designed for other things…like shitting out babies…and penis-like-front holes…you know to be gender sensitive, this is for pride…

I can’t tell if I’m seeing pussy lip in the pride panties, but they look fucking sheer to me, and that’s worth celebrating because regardless of why Rihanna is rich and famous or how sketch her origin story is….I still find her and her billion dollar lingerie empire hot…and if she’s into posting pussy pics on social media platforms that won’t censor her cuz she’s important….I’m into counting the rings on her labia to see how old she is…isn’t that what you’re supposed to do to pussy pics? I’m old…out of touch….here’s Badgal Riri…being BAD.

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Thick Billionaire Popstar Rihanna who just had this vision when she was 14 years old in Barbados that she put on her mood board or vision board and maybe even wrote down in her journal…in some voodoo ceremony or ancient tribal Caribe cry to her gods…and miraculously….ended up in NYC at 16 where they decided to make her a popstar…that fucking popped….and that is Rihanna..

I am sure all those girls in America, even all those girls in NYC who want that dream to materialize, even those with celebrity parents, who want everything Rihanna’s had, aren’t able to pull that shit off….because Rihanna had the power of the UNIVERSE and WILL to make it….those other girls just don’t focus enough…

You know that she wasn’t an industry plant, or a rigged situation, because all low income islanders who are underage are able to fly to NYC, house themselves in NYC, for the dream….they do have airports there….

You also know she wasn’t an industry plant because there was this video that’s been deleted off the fucking internet but that I’ve been in this long enough to remember seeing and thinking “That bitch can’t even sing”….what’s the real story here…

The real story is that people with access, can’t even get what Rihanna had, but a girl in a Shanty can…

It had nothing to do with any sketchy things that you’d think would happen to get where she got…that’d be a crazy thought….it’s ALL just raw talent..

Now whatever her backstory is, I think Rihanna is hot, and I like this thick rihanna cuz of the bigger tits, so here she is being rich, famous, important….thigh on motherfucking thigh…if only this was video and there was an uncrossing…but I doubt Rihanna’s team are really into crosses…if you know what I mean….

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Rihanna was rich as shit before she got herself into this lingerie business but now she’s stupid fucking rich because it has been evaluated at over 1 Billion dollars by FORBES, which could be bullshit, but is probably what it is worth, in this era of celebs selling crap direct to consumer, eliminating all those middle men, taking all that profit…..marketing is a hell of a drug….and I guess money is…

She’s partnered with the same people that do FABLETICS with Kate Hudson and SHOEDAZZLE with Kim Kardashian, just out here making billionaires off trash…that replaces the traditional trash people used to buy….like Victoria’s Secret…who will likely try to buy the brand off FABLETICS when they decide it’s their only hope of survival…so that rihanna and her hundreds of millions can sleep easy knowing she’ll never go hungry in her mansions…

THe best hting about the collab, or the brand, is that it’s lingerie, so Rihanna as part of her deal stars in the shoots, which may not be the same hot alien faced Rihanna of our youth, not that I was young when Rihanna came up, but it’s still a more mature, thicker, and bustier Rihanna….that I guess they knew she’d be when they sourced her in BARBADOS like a bunch of Human Traffickers…

What I am saying is that…I’ll stare at Rihanna in lingerie as she sells lingerie to make those billions…she deserves it…you know, since she’s Rihanan and not some Kardashian crap..

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