Yeah, Rihanna was totally not human trafficked to America as a broke-ass 14 year old from Barbados,

It’s totally standard for a 14 year old from Barbados to apply for all her proper visas to make it to America as an underaged aspiring singer.

There’s no way that she was just conditioned and used as a slave or pawn in their evil Satanic industry….to push there message and to generate a lot of money everyone involved….all while pushing the satantic agenda and imagery….

Looking at an old fat Rihanna whoring herself like a common prostitute to push her panty brand makes me think she may be a common prostitute or at the very least a girl who does what she’s told….because she is a mother and doesn’t need to crawl around in her underwear…so either it’s choice, because shameless attention seeking…or she’s under firm instructions…

Either way, I’ll watch a bitch crawl around on all fours like a dog, because I am a misogynist, but really if the whore doesn’t respect herself, do you have to respect the whore…it’s a chicken / egg situation…

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Apparently this happened yesterday….

Unfortunately, I find Rihanna repulsive, so I don’t really like anything that Alien-headed monster does….even now that she has the fat tits.

She could doing what is theoretically the single hottest thing a woman could do that would typically speak directly to my low testosterone limp dick which isn’t quite necessary for creeping creepily like the perverted creeper that I am….and I wouldn’t be into it…I’m not sure what that thing would be, but if hot enough, it could just be existing….

However, I’d still look at it…which is what we are doing here!

My theory on Rihanna is that she was a child hooker in Barbados, 16 is legal and they hustle the rich British dudes at the Karaoke bars, why else would a rich British dude be meeting some local chick he decided to human traffic to the USA with the help of billionaires like Jay Z who has made stupid money off her.

Not many kids in the Caribbean are even capable of getting tourism visas to the USA, so the idea of one getting a work visa and moving here SUSPICIOUS…

Then there’s the Chris Brown beating, that I don’t believe and that I am sure he was paid off on, because it levelled her up and he has maintained a career, even in this woke era because he was cancelled for a minute before people were cancelled and made that comeback before cancel culture…because the haters and the outrage are inconsistent…or white people were like “it’s racist to say black dudes can’t beat their imported Caribbeans”….

Point of the story, this bitch is a fraud and here she is pushing her panty collection knowing Victoria’s Secret is making a comeback and boners wouldn’t be had even if they could be had…

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Old lady Rihanna’s got some fat tits for some marketing material for some products that no one needs but that make Jay-Z richer than he already is….

Rihanna’s a good example of the success someone can have when they are shipped from their island when underage and brought to America by some creeper who decides to make a star out of them….

Some call it Human Trafficking, others call it a success story, I call it under my UMBERELLA ELLA ELLA EH EH….

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Rihanna was probably never all that hot, just one of those pop stars putting out sleazy content after she got her ass kicked by Chris Brown as part of some kind of viral stunt that propelled her to the top.

But she’s definitely not hot now….

I was told many years ago that Rihanna faked being beat up because women from Barbados like to fake being beat up by their men for attention, it’s a cultural thing, that clearly paid off for her on the international level, where at home she’d be told to shut up with her whining.

I was also told she was a child prostitute who was trafficked to America by her team to create the empire they created with her, because back in Barabdos the teen hookers ran through Karaoke bars….

My source could have just been a hater…but it was a time when the people of Barbados hated the special treatment Rihanna was getting, before the tides shifting and everyone there became her biggest and proudest fans…these things happen with propaganda.

Anyway, she’s a mom of two, assuming she’s not a man, and she’s an underwear entrepreneur who ended up giving people an alternative to Victoria’s Secret before Kim Kardashian did.

I assume part of her contract is that SHE has to be in the marketing material, which they didn’t really factor in that she’d get old, she’d get fat, she’d have kids, and the Rihanna people once jerked off to because she was hot, became the Rihanna that people jerk off to because they are weirdly committed to their fandom….

In this shoot, she’s hiding her gunt because she’s fat and this is photographic manipulation tactics to fool us.

I’ll still stare at the fat tits.

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Rihanna is old and fat now. I can’t imagine anyone is jerking off to her, but there was a time when people bought into her alien forehead and went along with her being a babe, thanks to aggressive marketing that has made a lot of people a lot of money.

She may still do the occasional big tit, cuz she’s a big broad, content to push her billion dollar underwear brand that for a minute was out pacing Victoria’s Secret because direct to consumer shit is more lucrative than old school mall shit, especially when an influential influencer like Rihanna is pushing it….but I can’t imagine anyone really wants to see it.

So she had some old pics of her tits leaked and it’s going viral, people are sharing, a “REMEMBER WHAT WAS”…”this is better than what’s now”….and really I don’t know how old this shit actually is, it could be during her old fat years but edited, the internet is a fucking liar and I hate it.

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Rihanna seems to still have her direct to consumer lingerie brand that basically made Victoria’s Secret obsolete for a minute, before Kim Kardashian moved in aggressively with her SKIMS brand, in what is now being referred to as the “CHEAP SHIT MADE IN CHINA LINGERIE BRANDS DESIGNED TO SWINDLE THE AVERAGE PERSON INTO OVERPAYING FOR TRASH BECAUSE SOME SCHEMING MONEY GRUBBING SCAMMER CELEBRITY OR INFLUENCER TELLS THEM TO OVERPAY FOR TRASH BECAUSE THEY DON’T CARE ABOUT YOU – THEY CARE ABOUT MORE MONEY…WARS.”

Well, thick mom who is terrifying looking has slipped into her cheap shit over priced lingerie for what must be a Valentine’s Day push and it’s less offensive than it probably would have been without photoshop but still not very hot.

I assume Rihanna is in her mid 40s by now, so it’s really a what do you expect, coupled with what won’t a bitch do for money. They shameless even when they rich.

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I don’t know why Rihanna looks full-retard, like she’s got DOWNS or some other Primoridal Dwarfism birth defect, that allowed her to grow full-size and keep growing outwards, but this bitch looks like a fucking retard…an actual fucking retard…but retards need some loving too, and when the retard is a billionaire, super famous and marketed as hot, I guess there’s not shortage of dudes who will look past the retardness and buy into the hype because it works out nicely for them ….

I always say there was a reason Chris Brown made her famous, but I like to think that was all part of the viral stunt that they both still get paid stupid money from being involved in…..COULD it have been FAKE fucking news, definitely, especially when you see how nicely it worked out for her re-branding of herself and the high paid creature she’s become….pretty clever for a retard headed freak…

She’s super pregnant, assuming she’s not a man, which I don’t ever assume, MOViE MAKE UP people, which makes me think is the reason for the sheer dresses, to really try to sell the pregnancy on us, like releasing that info at the SUPER BOWL with the biggest audience, only to keep pushing it with half naked pregnancy erotica that’s not very erotic at all and I don’t just say that because I think pregnancy is freaky and alien, but that may have something to do with it…even though I now see breeding as a miracle and not gross…I’ve evolved as a person….just not when monsters like this do it…because when they do…it’s freaky and alien…and GROSS….

PUT SOME DAMN MATERNITY GEAR ON bitch..

In other Rihanna weird as fuck news, here’s LeBron James rubbing her gut…

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