Rihanna is being a little cheeky or playful, like she’s channeling her old ways of when she was an underage prostitute working the karaoke bars of Barbados, before being recruited by some pervert and brought to America where he sold her off to Jay Z and who has since made over a billion dollars or more in merch, concerts, record sales, etc. She’s an earner. The best kind of whore to have in your stable of whores when you’re a pimp…

I don’t know if anything I just wrote is true, but this fat white dude I know went to Barbados on some all inclusive vacation about 10 years ago, and HE told me the local snorkeling tour operator told him that or a variation of that….

I do know that it’s hard to get work visas into America and I did see a video of Rihanna singing in high school, where she literally COULD NOT SING…so it’s not a CELINE DION situation where dude knew he was striking gold when he mortgaged the house and had sex with her at 16….so the whole story has A LOT of holes in it…but maybe, just maybe she did just luck out, people do luck out you know…just not people like me.

So this nipple pinching pantomime is just her being silly….now that her tits are big from all that eating with all that money she’s got.

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Rihanna has always been doing the slutty thing….I know people in Barbados and early in her career they told me that she was an underage prostitute working the Karaoke Bars where she met her handler that brought her to America…through all the red tape of work visas and coming across the border with an underage immigrant you are bringing into the country to have perform….sketchy fucking story bro…

But the people of Barbados have since warmed up to her and don’t talk shit on her, cuz she owns the fucking island, is the biggest thing from the island, and one of their own who did it that big…with zero to no talent…as the daughter of a garbage man who lived in a shanty….but still a sketchy story bro…

Anyway, now that slutty thing has been diverted from shitty pop music, that her fans have been begging for more of since got a lot of hype back when her and Chris Brown staged her beating, to elevate her career as a survivor from domestic abuse….people sympathize with that shit..and she’s now dating a billionaire prince, is lazy because of that, but she’s Rihanna, still has a brand of cosmetics and lingerie that probably make her hundreds of millions and that laziness has given her tits…BIG WET TITS…like those days when she was the HOLE in HOLETOWN…

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Rihanna is in Lingerie, because Rihanna owns a lingerie company as part of her media empire….maybe it’s from her humble roots, knowing she should own all she can to become as rich as she can, and knowing she wears lingerie, it might as well be her own instead of someone elses…

Or maybe someone offered her alot of money to be the face of their brand….that whether it sells or not…she gets paid her rates….

So she gets to put put pics of her in lingerie, even if she’s able to afford to pay people to do the modeling for her, she knows that the people will buy more if they see her in it….she’s Rihanna…

Good simple economics of a famous chick…her ego knows no one is bigger than she is, and despite being her biggest in size, she’ll make her underwear project worth money like she’s Kylie Jenner, and is more than happy to show off her thickness…it’s an ego thing, she feels hot…

The beauty of the internet is that it is fair game for everyone to launch projects, but celebrities with millions of followers have a serious advantage…so use that advantage to have your dirty celeb paws in every possible business out there….especially if they come with an excuse to wear lingerie.

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Rihanna is out here promoting her lingerie line with the thickness….cuz thickness is in…at least when it comes to women…because you’re all a bunch of perverts…and a bunch of fucking lazy fucks who don’t have any self discipline in anything…and just eat eat eat cuz you’ve made your money and don’t care…not property brothers money maybe…but still enough to buy all the cake she wants from her lazy throne in her multi million dollar homes…

I still like Rihanna. She should have been the star of A Star is Born…fucking anyone by GAGA trash…

LINGERIE PIC…HERE.

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Rihanna, best known as the child prostitute from Barbados who got some sick fucking pervert from the UK who was rich and connected in the record scene to import her into America and with the help of Jay Z, human traffic her into pop music…only to pass her off to Chris Brown…who beat her up and totally changed her flow, dynamic and celebrity…from candy coated to dark, the needed beating to shift her public image and become Rihanna..

Well, she’s rich as fuck now, she’s the most iconic thing from Barbados and owns one of the most expensive houses there, from Shanty to Palace…she dates billionaires with black girl fetishes then dumps them…and she stars in movies called Oceans 8, the all girl spin off of Oceans 11, that they claim is about girl power, but that is about robbing a fashion party of it’s jewels..which didn’t stop it from making the 45 million dollars opening weekend…but that seems a little sexist to me….I mean women heisting fashion shows of jewelery….is saying women criminals care about fashion and jewelery and other lady things….how dare they.

But the world accepts it and celebrates it as woman power, even if it’s about traditional gender roles and expectations…

Weird world…how is this innovative or progressive? I don’t get it.

But Rihanna’s got her tits out and that’s ok…

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I don’t think I posted pics of Rihanna’s butt crack, but feel it is very important for me to post pics of Rihanna’s butt crack, as the world loves Rihanna and her butt crack and will thus celebrate her butt crack because it is a success story and people love success stories..

I don’t understand how a random, barely talented singer from Barbados, I mean there are videos of her singing at her High School Grad that I guess she’s had removed from the internet and she can’t sing for shit, and we don’t really even know if it was her high school grad at all…I just know whoever found her didn’t think “this is the meal ticket we can sell to Jay Z and make a billion dollars with”…yet that’s what they did…and I know some Voodoo went into that..or there is more to the story than that…and really girl’s living the life…no longer in a shanty…employing people in the shanties and showing her ass crack at events….seems like whatever happened when she first started out to get to this point was a positive transaction or trade…cuz look at her now…

Butt cracks…what are they good for…let me count the ways…

1- Contraception
2- Story your Keys so you Don’t Lose Them
3- Hiding any and all contraband from exotic snakes to drugs.
4- Shitting.
5- that’s all I got.

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Say it loud – black power proud…

Rihanna is at some event, who knows what it’s for, not me, that would require reading and like Rihanna, the high school drop out, sex worker turned teen popstar, who got time for that…

Her tits in a push up bra, her thighs thick enough to crush watermelons, and no, that’s not some racist 1960s black joke, because black people like watermelon, it’s a legit fetish for thick thighed women to participate…google it..youtube it…no wait…I’ll do it for you…

She looks old, but she’s won at life, and not just because she’s got a billionaire russian boyfriend who has a black girl fetish, but because she herself is a billion dollar brand and for an island girl turning tricks as a teen….that’s some serious scamming…

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Rihanna is either fat or pregnant or both, up on some pre-diabetic cuz she’s genetically predisposed to that shit, some girl from the Islands likes to eat all the Chefette fried chicken in Barbados…catering her life with that shit…because if you’ve ever been to Barbados you’ll know the women are all very fucking fat…into all them sugary drinks boy…and that’s just how it’s meant to be…

The good news for Rihanna is she doesn’t need to give a fuck because unlike other Bajan women, she’s not working as a chambermaid or waitress, she’s richer than the whole fucking country, and girl can be as fat as she fucking wants, she’ll be well taken care of, and by Barbados standards she’s not fat at all…but those spread lets, spread tits, belly poppin’…are just what’s going on in every trailer park in the southern USA today…and everyday…watching their soap operas and wheel of fortune….

It’s sloppy, melting into her chair…made from her piles of money…in a too sick to move but doesn’t need to move she pays slaves for that like the old times…amazingness..

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Dazed magazine, not to be confused with the exploitative Paper magazine, who try to break the internet by exploiting black women who have made it in the white woman, not that Kim Kardashian is black, or can be exploited more than she’s exploited herself….put out their own break the internet, featuring Rihanna…but not for having an orgy with herself, like you’d expect from her, at least in her slutty years…and not for balancing a champagne glass on her fake ass, but for being really fucking scaled down, not made up, like a girl in art school out at a bar…fully clothed…and I guess it’s to not piss off her Arab billionaire suitor who wants his girl to be respectable…or maybe it’s cuz she’s given up, her weight gain would make you assume that…and this is zero hot…

I guess everyone has a lifespan and she’s managed to make a lot of fucking money in a short period of time that she could pretty much take selfies of herself shitting, taking nasty fucking dumps after eating too many chicken wings, and people would still go nuts for her…give her brand deals….and celebrate whatever scam it is she managed to pull off…

Magical really

Here she is for Vogue Paris

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