Rihanna keeps bringing it…this time for V Magazine…where it is all about the booty…that hasn’t really been her focal point, I mean in reality, nothing has been Rihanna’s focal point, she’s always been this kinda hot, interesting looking thing who probably has a terrible personality…but she hasn’t been like “I love her tits” or ” I love her ass”…or “I love her cankles”…specific…it’s been more like as a whole, we like that she pretends to not give a fuck, even if not giving a fuck is strategic…because it involves her nipple rings…and half nakedness…in a sold her soul to the industry…it paid off…so why not give the rest of her…since she has no privacy and is more of a novelty item…a novelty item i want to have sit on my face….even though I know some of the remnants I’d be licking/ choking on…

This is just a glimpse…I’m sure the nudes are to follow…

Here are a few more without the V…making me think V magazine is a lie…

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Rihanna was accused of doing coke in a video that hit the internet the other day…she was really rolling a joint…some people got so excited for a scandal…when most of us know everyone does fucking drugs..and Rihanna of all people…is probably all about that shit..

That said….she was in a shirt..showing nipples…because unlike Angelina Jolie, who got her breasts removed…Rihanna has nipples…nipples she likes to show off because she’s just some island girl who came from nothing, probably worth over 100,000,000 dollars personally, and over a billion dollars as a brand…and from her 10,000 dollar a year household income she grew up in…that kind of money…gives you a bit of an ego…like “who gives a fuck”…she’s won….

Not that nipples are a bad thing, or a shocking thing to show off, but 10 years ago…they were a big deal..and destroyed the career of Janet Jackson and Tara Reid…we’ve just evolved as a people…to include nipple into “fashion”…that works for me…but not as well as it works for Rihanna…

All this to say, I’m more into seeing her labia…

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I guess Rihanna realizes that this is the interent generation and that if she doesn’t put out content she is going to be forgotten and that doesn’t work for her ego, because you know she’s an ego, she’s from a tiny fucking island and has achieved so much money and success, how could she even be tolerable to talk to, you know becuase she thinks she’s fucking god…

So she’s putting out topless pics that aren’t quite topless enough, considering she’s always topless, and we’ve seen her naked dozens of times on her quest of fame…but she does have crazy fucking eyebrows and that should count for something…

Eyebrows are the new nipple…

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Rihanna is in the latest issue of Another Magazine, where she showed a small percentage of her pepperoni sized nipples, that she’s had pierced to try to make them look less like a national geographic spread you jerked off to in the 70s before their was porn or easy access to skin mags…you know cuz she’s black…enough…and looks pretty fucking good…which is probably why she was poached from a tropical island where she was rumored to be the entertainment at a Karaoke Bar, at the age of 14, but some pervert British guy with nothing but dollar signs in his mind….

I go through waves with her, it’s like I’m down with her and think she’s the greatest thing, or I find her a weirdo, half retarded looking alien and I guess what I think doesn’t matter…no one cares about what I think…but they do care about Rihanna’s nipple, she’s a popstar with a bunch of pop songs doing her pop thing when she’s not posing like a porn chick or harlot that would make her boyfriend want to beat up……

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I know at least one person who wishes that this is what actually happened to Rihanna one fateful day in Barbados…when she was 13 years old…before ever seducing the UK record exec into selling her off to Jay Z…and turning her into a popstar….only the way I envision it…it would be far less glamourous…and a lot more gory….not that I hate Rihanna, or love Shark attacks….I just like to see the cost vs contribution she’s made in her career, and I can pinpoint anything good – or of value..so she’s really just polluted her way through american pop culture…from her little island..in what may be revenge for the White man importing her ancestors there to work the plantation…or maybe…she actually thinks she’s doing good…

Ultimately, who cares….go look at the KIm K magazine pics…they have more shit stain saucer sized nipples in them….

Here’s the Behind the Scenes Video:

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Rihanna is in the new issue of i-D magazine. I feel like I’ve seen these pictures of her being tribal or whatever the fuck is going on…in her oversized jeans…that are exciting to me, only because I haven’t seen my wife fit into anything she’s ever owned like that since the hot years, after her bout with cancer made her lose 100 lbs…

It’s like an artistic version of a weight loss commerical, with more bone through noses and dreadlocks like a plantation worker on the island she’s from….and the whole thing has no nipples…which amazes me, since she leaves her house on the daily showing nipples…I wonder where it all went wrong.

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