Rihanna is in the Caribbean, in her 100 million dollar tax shelter, that is much nicer than the shanty she grew up in….

I assume this is where she spends time so that she doesn’t spend more than 6 months in the USA, because why give the IRS TAX money, when you create so many US jobs, and contribute so much to the US economy…why not just take and run….it’s smart business..

It’s Caribana, Carnivale, Cropover, whatever you fucking call it when Caribbean babes get into costumes and dance around amazing, and I think it makes for a good time, because let’s face it, despite being awful american Pop Culture icon, she’s still just an Island girl, and Island girls know how to throw down and have a good time, while shaking ass…just ask the music producer who had sex with her when she was underage before selling her to Jay Z for this empire they created….

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Rihanna and her best friend are in bikinis…because when you’re Rihanna’s best friend, your life is one vacation, probably filled with annoying Rihanna freakouts and breakdowns, because all these bitches are crazy, especially when thrown a ton of fucking money, but worth putting up with, because it’s a good life, also filled with bikinis…on the perpetual vacation…of a babied celebrity…where you get everything you want…

But like all of the entourages, the latch on spends the money as freely as the one making the money, and acts as cunty as the one who made the money, in thinking she’s famous because she’s got all the benefits of it, but she’s in a bikini…and we like bikinis.

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Rihanna is an interesting story to me….

My friend from Barbados who I drink with claims that she was a hooker at 14 at the karaoke bars that line the main street….but he also claims he was abducted by aliens, which is possible, because obviously aliens exist, but that is almost certifiable insane coming from him, because if aliens were going to abduct anyone, he’d probably be at the bottom of their fucking list…but I choose to believe that Rihanna used to fuck white dudes in Barbados, she wasn’t a “sensation” that needed to be scooped up from there, you know like “Let’s bring this foreign top selling artist to a bigger market”…. and I know girls from the US who have more talent than her who never had a record deal….whether they fuck the executive or producer or not…

So from teen hooker, in a small island, where everyone knows each other, to a 100,000,000 dollar a year, if not more, act…that is extremely famous…that’s just a level of crazy that can make a girl crazy…

So here she is walking around with her nipples out…because she’s liberal, free, has a hooker mentality, and has sold her soul and body to the media long ago…so keep on taking it..

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I posted this Rihanna music video earlier, but then I saw the above instagram pic…

It is for an annoying song that I don’t really understand because Rihanna has been given a lot of fucking money, sure probably not fair or proportionate to what she’s generated in revenue as the number one selling artist of all time, but she was going to work a hotel in Barbados for 100 dollars plus tips and tourist tip, if it hadn’t worked out for her, so she should shut the fuck up…and just live the good life…

Unless this is just another one of her silly songs…but I guess when her ass is looking thick in a bikini…her lies and bullshit is ok…

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