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2015

04

Aug

Rihanna Does Cropover of the Day

Rihanna is in the Caribbean, in her 100 million dollar tax shelter, that is much nicer than the shanty she grew up in….

I assume this is where she spends time so that she doesn’t spend more than 6 months in the USA, because why give the IRS TAX money, when you create so many US jobs, and contribute so much to the US economy…why not just take and run….it’s smart business..

It’s Caribana, Carnivale, Cropover, whatever you fucking call it when Caribbean babes get into costumes and dance around amazing, and I think it makes for a good time, because let’s face it, despite being awful american Pop Culture icon, she’s still just an Island girl, and Island girls know how to throw down and have a good time, while shaking ass…just ask the music producer who had sex with her when she was underage before selling her to Jay Z for this empire they created….

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2015

03

Aug

Rihanna in a Bikini of the Day

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Rihanna and her best friend are in bikinis…because when you’re Rihanna’s best friend, your life is one vacation, probably filled with annoying Rihanna freakouts and breakdowns, because all these bitches are crazy, especially when thrown a ton of fucking money, but worth putting up with, because it’s a good life, also filled with bikinis…on the perpetual vacation…of a babied celebrity…where you get everything you want…

But like all of the entourages, the latch on spends the money as freely as the one making the money, and acts as cunty as the one who made the money, in thinking she’s famous because she’s got all the benefits of it, but she’s in a bikini…and we like bikinis.

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2015

22

Jul

Rihanna in a See Through Dress of the Day

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Yesterday, or the other day Rihanna wore a see through top…and I wrote:

My friend from Barbados who I drink with claims that she was a hooker at 14 at the karaoke bars that line the main street….but he also claims he was abducted by aliens, which is possible, because obviously aliens exist, but that is almost certifiable insane coming from him, because if aliens were going to abduct anyone, he’d probably be at the bottom of their fucking list…but I choose to believe that Rihanna used to fuck white dudes in Barbados, she wasn’t a “sensation” that needed to be scooped up from there, you know like “Let’s bring this foreign top selling artist to a bigger market”…. and I know girls from the US who have more talent than her who never had a record deal….whether they fuck the executive or producer or not…

So from teen hooker, in a small island, where everyone knows each other, to a 100,000,000 dollar a year, if not more, act…that is extremely famous…that’s just a level of crazy that can make a girl crazy…

So here she is walking around with her nipples out…because she’s liberal, free, has a hooker mentality, and has sold her soul and body to the media long ago…so keep on taking it..

I figure if all these idiots can sing the same song over and over again, I can say the same thing over and over again, it’s not like much has changed in my opinion or knowledge of Rihanna…or her tits in a see through top…it’s the same shit on a different day…which I guess is the basis of that bumper sticker..

It all makes sense now…even if Rihanna’s career doesnt..

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2015

20

Jul

Rihanna’s Bra Top of the Day

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Rihanna is an interesting story to me….

My friend from Barbados who I drink with claims that she was a hooker at 14 at the karaoke bars that line the main street….but he also claims he was abducted by aliens, which is possible, because obviously aliens exist, but that is almost certifiable insane coming from him, because if aliens were going to abduct anyone, he’d probably be at the bottom of their fucking list…but I choose to believe that Rihanna used to fuck white dudes in Barbados, she wasn’t a “sensation” that needed to be scooped up from there, you know like “Let’s bring this foreign top selling artist to a bigger market”…. and I know girls from the US who have more talent than her who never had a record deal….whether they fuck the executive or producer or not…

So from teen hooker, in a small island, where everyone knows each other, to a 100,000,000 dollar a year, if not more, act…that is extremely famous…that’s just a level of crazy that can make a girl crazy…

So here she is walking around with her nipples out…because she’s liberal, free, has a hooker mentality, and has sold her soul and body to the media long ago…so keep on taking it..

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2015

02

Jul

Rihanna’s Music Video of the Day

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I posted this Rihanna music video earlier, but then I saw the above instagram pic…

It is for an annoying song that I don’t really understand because Rihanna has been given a lot of fucking money, sure probably not fair or proportionate to what she’s generated in revenue as the number one selling artist of all time, but she was going to work a hotel in Barbados for 100 dollars plus tips and tourist tip, if it hadn’t worked out for her, so she should shut the fuck up…and just live the good life…

Unless this is just another one of her silly songs…but I guess when her ass is looking thick in a bikini…her lies and bullshit is ok…

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2015

01

Jul

Rihanna See Through Shirt of the Day

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The philosophical question of the day is “if a fat Rihanna wears a see through shirt with no bra, knowing it will be transparent when hit with paparazzi flash, because she likes the attention she gets, as well as standing up for women’s rights, because as a poor girl from Barbados, she understands how sexist the entertainment industry is, as perverts wave her work visa in front of her before threatening to call immigration, until she became an earner, making them all very rich, which is when she finally got control over her career and brand allowing her to wear see through shirts in public….DOES IT MAKE A SOUND”…

I don’t know if that was philosophical…but the shirt is see through..YAY

She just dropped her “Bitch Better Have My Money Video”…this is it:

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2015

13

May

Rihanna for Dior of the Day

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Rihanna pulled out her tit for Dior….because that is fashion…

Take a cute girl from a third world country, who’s father is some garbage man who lives in a shanty and exploit her for the personal gain of the brand…because some other dude exploited her named Jay Z…making them all a ton of fucking money…including the girls from the third world country who had planned a life of poverty changing bed sheets at a resort and turning tricks to the right guests…before being made rich as fuck…by making other people rich as fuck…cuz that’s what happens when you’re from the third world…

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2015

05

May

Rihanna See Through Top of the Day

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Rihanna wore a see through shirt to the Met Ball, or to the Met Ball Afterparty…because Rihanna, like most girls, love to show their tits…it is a feminist movement of free the nipple…so girls can breast feed in public, or be topless in public like dudes…when really they should be fighting to masturbate in public while I watch..because that’s kinda what I am into now…much more than breast feeding..

Eitehr way, I think there could be far better causes for Rihana to get involved in…not that I hate her showing her tits…it’s just when you’re a emancipated Bajan worth 100,000,000 dollars…fighting for American rights to breast feed seems like it is just an excuse to show your possible child hooker tits….

I mean…women do have the right to vote, they do have the right to go to school, and really they can breast feed all they want where I am from, and doubt they’d get arrested for it…so keep showing your tits…but I know what you’re up to…and that’s showing your tits for the sake of showing your tits…and I guess that works for me…but works way better for her…

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2015

27

Apr

Rihanna is in a Bikini of the Day

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Here’s some Rihanna running around with her thick thighs in a white bikini…that look like they are pushed over to the side revealing what may be a maxi pad…you know from all the spillage that happens with her vagina after years of being in the entertainment industry, you just can’t risk the humiliation of it hitting when in a white bikini after the paparazzi were called…the good news is she’s used some tropical fruit as a diversion…and I am sure there’s some kind of racist joke in there somewhere…but I guess that would only apply if it was a watermelon…or a banana, but if it was a banana I’d be more inclined to think of it as her as using it to practice for her next contract signing…but I guess she’s got ample dick for that…not that Rihanna is all that black…but more importantly, not that we need racist jokes….we are all god’s people..and while staring at Rihanna in a bikini we can clearly state not all created equally…some of us are just sluttier than others…


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2015

21

Apr

Rihanna’s Booty for V Magazine of the Day

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Rihanna keeps bringing it…this time for V Magazine…where it is all about the booty…that hasn’t really been her focal point, I mean in reality, nothing has been Rihanna’s focal point, she’s always been this kinda hot, interesting looking thing who probably has a terrible personality…but she hasn’t been like “I love her tits” or ” I love her ass”…or “I love her cankles”…specific…it’s been more like as a whole, we like that she pretends to not give a fuck, even if not giving a fuck is strategic…because it involves her nipple rings…and half nakedness…in a sold her soul to the industry…it paid off…so why not give the rest of her…since she has no privacy and is more of a novelty item…a novelty item i want to have sit on my face….even though I know some of the remnants I’d be licking/ choking on…

This is just a glimpse…I’m sure the nudes are to follow…

Here are a few more without the V…making me think V magazine is a lie…

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