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2015

06

Feb

Rihanna Chilling in Sharks of the Day

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I know at least one person who wishes that this is what actually happened to Rihanna one fateful day in Barbados…when she was 13 years old…before ever seducing the UK record exec into selling her off to Jay Z…and turning her into a popstar….only the way I envision it…it would be far less glamourous…and a lot more gory….not that I hate Rihanna, or love Shark attacks….I just like to see the cost vs contribution she’s made in her career, and I can pinpoint anything good – or of value..so she’s really just polluted her way through american pop culture…from her little island..in what may be revenge for the White man importing her ancestors there to work the plantation…or maybe…she actually thinks she’s doing good…

Ultimately, who cares….go look at the KIm K magazine pics…they have more shit stain saucer sized nipples in them….

Here’s the Behind the Scenes Video:

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