Rihanna is either fat or pregnant or both, up on some pre-diabetic cuz she’s genetically predisposed to that shit, some girl from the Islands likes to eat all the Chefette fried chicken in Barbados…catering her life with that shit…because if you’ve ever been to Barbados you’ll know the women are all very fucking fat…into all them sugary drinks boy…and that’s just how it’s meant to be…
The good news for Rihanna is she doesn’t need to give a fuck because unlike other Bajan women, she’s not working as a chambermaid or waitress, she’s richer than the whole fucking country, and girl can be as fat as she fucking wants, she’ll be well taken care of, and by Barbados standards she’s not fat at all…but those spread lets, spread tits, belly poppin’…are just what’s going on in every trailer park in the southern USA today…and everyday…watching their soap operas and wheel of fortune….
It’s sloppy, melting into her chair…made from her piles of money…in a too sick to move but doesn’t need to move she pays slaves for that like the old times…amazingness..
