There were rumors that Rihanna was pregnant, but I think she’s just getting fat, it’s the era of fat chicks, and if you’ve ever been to Barbados, this is actually considered fit as fuck, as the people on that island are mostly morbidly obese, or as all the plus sized models like to call it “who are you to call me fat, my doctor says I’m healthy and fit and that science is a lie with all their studies that fat is dangerous and kills, the only thing dangerous about my fat is hot fierce I look”…to which all the other fat chicks cheer along “you’re not fat you’re healthy even though you’re not healthy and you’re fat” in unison like some sort of cult that many dudes don’t mind because the thickness is hot and well fed….good for breeding….shorter life span to get the Rihanna inheritance, not that she wouldn’t have a premature death without the obesity, all these “artists” who are actually just scams are broken and eventually self destruct…

Either way, hot sweatpants, making me feel like I’m at Walmart checkout line or some shit, all while getting some TSA Rub down….

Weird world we live in, nice to see the food addictions and laziness take over a slower firing metabolism…nothing a little tour dancing won’t fix….

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I forgot Rihanna existed, she hasn’t been making much noise in a while and there are so many distractions in the world that she ultimately, despite her ego, her fans, her music, her existence…ultimately doesn’t matter…so she sings shitty songs mainstream suburbanites like…awesome…who fucking cares..right…

Well, she’s come back because it’s money making time, straight from the slums of Miami like she was still in Barbados shanty she came from and she’s bigger and badder than ever…at least bigger, upwards to twice the size she used to be which doesn’t make her twice as good…but makes her typical of her genetics and most Bajan woman I’ve seen on my countless trips to the island…

She’s also showing her nipples, which is the real highlight in this…uneventful…life we live…I mean us not her, her life is pretty solid…her gut isn’t though.

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I am still semi fascinated, but really, but when I see pics of Rihanna. I am semi fascinated with how her story unfolded. I am confused as to how some girl from the islands who can barely sing became some puppet popstar that eventually got edgier and edgier as the market went in that direction and made stupid fucking money. It just makes no sense.

Why did they decided to put money into her, create her, build her, because you know she didn’t do any of it on her own…

Not to mention, I know people who went to High School with her and they all have told me that she was a child hooker turning tricks at the local Karaoke bar…a story that NO ONE has ever explored or exposed and that just goes ignored…

Was she created and sold by sexual predators…or is this just all one big coincidence…and does it even matter now that she’s made it, cuz it didn’t matter when she was coming up…but I know there’s a weird back story…that we will never know…and instead we just get to stare at her tit in a bikini top..and her titties look FILLED UP…

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I saw at least 5 people on instagram repost these pictures of Rihanna for some hipster fashion bullshit magazine…with captions like “fire”…or “fierce”..or “best shoot of the year”…and I’m looking at the pics thinking…”how could this be the best shoot of the year, I can’t see her asshole dilating…or really any genital area that is probably dirty well travelled, been fucked a lot and that is more interesting than whatever this is…that excites people for one very simple reason…they are basic idiots who buy into anything they are sold…it’s the whole reason Rihanna even exists…so fuck you all.

But I don’t mind the pic of her sucking the popsicle like a cock – that little harlot…

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Rihanna went full “aviator” because she fucking loves that movie…with Harper’s Bazaar and her team came up with this powerful quote to go along with the images because of…..Feminism…

Rihanna is some High School drop out who doesn’t know shit about anything like writing words or reading them. She probably knows nothing about avaition, Earhart, but she knows all about hard ons…like ears and hearts….only that she sucks…to have a career..that isn’t just handed out you know…

She’s an immigrant from Barbados who came to America to become the biggest star, a country where their black people feel oppressed just driving their Mercedes like my UBER driver…who hate that there’s a China Town and not a Black Town…yet Rihanna comes in, on some immigrant visa and becomes Rihanna….DICKS WERE SUCKED…SHE LIVED IN A FUCKING SHANTY….i want the real Hollywood story…not the

It takes a certain grace, strength, intelligence, fearlessness, and the nerve to never take no for an answer.

It would make me mad, but I’m staring at her tits.

The best pic in the series is her being a plane dancer, which was the job the husband pilot made the wife do to get paid…and hope she died…that said, Rihanna didn’t die in the making of this photoshop….

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So Rihanna looks pregnant…as she attends some footwear award show where a shoe she attached her name to – by PUMA won some award they probably paid for – that was innovative because they took the soul of a creeper, if you were a punk in the 80s and 90s or a hipster from 2015 culturally appropriating punks from the 90s…you’ll know what I mean….and since everything is hollywood fame oriented and disgusting…she won…I mean think about how good press will be if she attends the event…especially if she’s not wearing a bra and looking pregnant…so hot…so hype…give her more bullshit awards…like pointy titty of the year…or wide waistline of the week…or crazy bitch with too much money from a shanty of the decade…she needs it for her ego…

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Apparently Rihanna is the Token Black Character in the new all female cast Oceans 11, I’m sure there are other black characters, because these Jewish producers need to speak to America’s demands, and they can’t be criticized for their placement of black people playing out a stereotype…and it looks like they really hit the mark on this one…

I think it’s almost racist in and of itself to do this affirmative action shit, you know you need to properly represent society as a whole in your movies, instead of just using all white people like they did in the past, or even the people you think are best for the job because the strategic placement of black people or asian people or Hispanic people is just that..contrived, calculated and they are only doing it because they feel they have to – and not because they actually want to…

It’s like Put two black at that table, one asian there and 15 mexicans there…good…

That’s not to say Rihanna’s crossover into movies like the puppet she is, you know money making puppet for white people that she is, isn’t a great and exciting thing as she walks around with fake dreads and a rasta hat….like if they put a Mexican character in a Sombrero…because she’s black…like some kind of circus freak performing…almost a parody of herself and her culture…but she doesn’t give a fuck because it pays the fucking bills…

There is no way she’s not thinking, or milking the “they need black people and I’m black enough let’s milk this like the goat in my Barbados backyard that it is.”….

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Rihanna has a hard nipple as she culturally appropriates dread locks from the slaves….sure you can argue that she’s an island girl…she’s black…she’s bred and grown out the slaves of Barbados…her ancestors worked the plantations…they may have died on the plantations…they may have invented the dreadlocks while being beat and exploited by the white man that brought them to the island to work for free…making her of all people the kind of person who can wear dreadlocks without the social justice warriors attacking her…especially since like her ancestors…she too was a slave to the music industry…and the white man, the jewish man and all the other people she’s made stupidly fucking rich along the way…because if she’s sitting on 100s of millions of dollars, some motherfucker’s made more that that off her…but I like to see her as white washed, on some Halle Berry shit, that accent doesn’t fool me…at your country club…for high tea…

Hard nipple though..

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More of her fake dreads…

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Work work work work work….the best work that Rihanna has done recently is this bullshit for some scenster fashion bullshit called the CR Fashion Book…it’s some trendy trendy, high end, bullshit people are honored to be a part of…that doesn’t really matter….at all…but to pretentious fucks it does and all these idiots are pretentious fucks…

And I guess it’s still Rihanna doing some slutty enough poses for Terry Richardson…this time in video – so much more fun and exciting than the pics…because videos are more exciting to jerk of to than pictures…unless you’re old and retro like me…who just jerks off to memories of the glory days…oh want to hookers eating my ass…while they are eating my ass..but they don’t count…they are hookers…not human…and here’s her behind the scenes video

and the pics…

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