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2017

25

Jul

Rihanna Got them Monster Tits of the Day

These pictures of Rihanna circulated yesterday – because she took her fat ass to some movie premiere and with the help of her design team – or some top designers she’s got on speed dial and who produce whatever she needs when she needs it – they came up with something obese women at Walmart or the bar have known forever…push them huge tits out, they are all you have, wear something massive that hides the rest of you, so that all people see is the tits, because if you wear something spandex that you spill out of, despite how hard it is containing you, the tits lose their appeal of being huge, and you just get seen as huge, but if you can just section off, block out, frame the tits…and have the massive, overeating body out of the picture, guys will realize what is important…fertility…it will speak to our animalistic core…

She’s a professional…

If you’ve ever been to Barbados, you will know they are a large set of people, I mean all the Caribbean islands I went to were filled with big locals, I guess they like to eat their ROTI, their sugar waters, while sitting around breeding…a Fat Rihanna was written in the cards, too rich to starve, to not give into her cravings, to exist…and with tits like this…I understand why billionaires are getting up in it…she’s pretty much a fetish….

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2017

26

Jun

Thick Rihanna Airport Security of the Day

Rihanna is Obese in Tight Clothing at Airport

There were rumors that Rihanna was pregnant, but I think she’s just getting fat, it’s the era of fat chicks, and if you’ve ever been to Barbados, this is actually considered fit as fuck, as the people on that island are mostly morbidly obese, or as all the plus sized models like to call it “who are you to call me fat, my doctor says I’m healthy and fit and that science is a lie with all their studies that fat is dangerous and kills, the only thing dangerous about my fat is hot fierce I look”…to which all the other fat chicks cheer along “you’re not fat you’re healthy even though you’re not healthy and you’re fat” in unison like some sort of cult that many dudes don’t mind because the thickness is hot and well fed….good for breeding….shorter life span to get the Rihanna inheritance, not that she wouldn’t have a premature death without the obesity, all these “artists” who are actually just scams are broken and eventually self destruct…

Either way, hot sweatpants, making me feel like I’m at Walmart checkout line or some shit, all while getting some TSA Rub down….

Weird world we live in, nice to see the food addictions and laziness take over a slower firing metabolism…nothing a little tour dancing won’t fix….

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2017

06

Jun

Fat Rihanna in a See Through Shirt of the Day

I forgot Rihanna existed, she hasn’t been making much noise in a while and there are so many distractions in the world that she ultimately, despite her ego, her fans, her music, her existence…ultimately doesn’t matter…so she sings shitty songs mainstream suburbanites like…awesome…who fucking cares..right…

Well, she’s come back because it’s money making time, straight from the slums of Miami like she was still in Barbados shanty she came from and she’s bigger and badder than ever…at least bigger, upwards to twice the size she used to be which doesn’t make her twice as good…but makes her typical of her genetics and most Bajan woman I’ve seen on my countless trips to the island…

She’s also showing her nipples, which is the real highlight in this…uneventful…life we live…I mean us not her, her life is pretty solid…her gut isn’t though.

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2017

10

Mar

Rihanna in a Bikini of the Day

I am still semi fascinated, but really, but when I see pics of Rihanna. I am semi fascinated with how her story unfolded. I am confused as to how some girl from the islands who can barely sing became some puppet popstar that eventually got edgier and edgier as the market went in that direction and made stupid fucking money. It just makes no sense.

Why did they decided to put money into her, create her, build her, because you know she didn’t do any of it on her own…

Not to mention, I know people who went to High School with her and they all have told me that she was a child hooker turning tricks at the local Karaoke bar…a story that NO ONE has ever explored or exposed and that just goes ignored…

Was she created and sold by sexual predators…or is this just all one big coincidence…and does it even matter now that she’s made it, cuz it didn’t matter when she was coming up…but I know there’s a weird back story…that we will never know…and instead we just get to stare at her tit in a bikini top..and her titties look FILLED UP…

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2017

06

Mar

Rihanna in a Convenience Store of the Day

I saw at least 5 people on instagram repost these pictures of Rihanna for some hipster fashion bullshit magazine…with captions like “fire”…or “fierce”..or “best shoot of the year”…and I’m looking at the pics thinking…”how could this be the best shoot of the year, I can’t see her asshole dilating…or really any genital area that is probably dirty well travelled, been fucked a lot and that is more interesting than whatever this is…that excites people for one very simple reason…they are basic idiots who buy into anything they are sold…it’s the whole reason Rihanna even exists…so fuck you all.

But I don’t mind the pic of her sucking the popsicle like a cock – that little harlot…

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2017

08

Feb

Rihanna LIVES and is in Harper’s Bazaar of the Day

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Rihanna went full “aviator” because she fucking loves that movie…with Harper’s Bazaar and her team came up with this powerful quote to go along with the images because of…..Feminism…

“There’s something so special about a woman who dominates in a man’s world. It takes a certain grace, strength, intelligence, fearlessness, and the nerve to never take no for an answer. Amelia Earhart was such a dynamic force in her industry, setting multiple aviation records in her time. So it was a no-brainer for me to team up with Harper’s BAZAAR in honor of a woman who held her own with the big boys.”

Rihanna is some High School drop out who doesn’t know shit about anything like writing words or reading them. She probably knows nothing about avaition, Earhart, but she knows all about hard ons…like ears and hearts….only that she sucks…to have a career..that isn’t just handed out you know…

She’s an immigrant from Barbados who came to America to become the biggest star, a country where their black people feel oppressed just driving their Mercedes like my UBER driver…who hate that there’s a China Town and not a Black Town…yet Rihanna comes in, on some immigrant visa and becomes Rihanna….DICKS WERE SUCKED…SHE LIVED IN A FUCKING SHANTY….i want the real Hollywood story…not the


It takes a certain grace, strength, intelligence, fearlessness, and the nerve to never take no for an answer.

It would make me mad, but I’m staring at her tits.

The best pic in the series is her being a plane dancer, which was the job the husband pilot made the wife do to get paid…and hope she died…that said, Rihanna didn’t die in the making of this photoshop….

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2016

30

Nov

Rihanna Nipples in a Shirt Lookin’ Pregnant of the Day

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So Rihanna looks pregnant…as she attends some footwear award show where a shoe she attached her name to – by PUMA won some award they probably paid for – that was innovative because they took the soul of a creeper, if you were a punk in the 80s and 90s or a hipster from 2015 culturally appropriating punks from the 90s…you’ll know what I mean….and since everything is hollywood fame oriented and disgusting…she won…I mean think about how good press will be if she attends the event…especially if she’s not wearing a bra and looking pregnant…so hot…so hype…give her more bullshit awards…like pointy titty of the year…or wide waistline of the week…or crazy bitch with too much money from a shanty of the decade…she needs it for her ego…

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2016

08

Nov

Rihanna Posts Nude Pic Kissing Nude Kid of the Day

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Rihanna posted this pic of her nude in the tub with a nude kid – who I assume is a family friend or family member and not Rihanna doing some Michael Jackson shit….

But I do wonder how people would feel if this was a nude pic of Bill Cosby kissing a nude kid….or if it was Chris Brown…or really any man posting nude pics with kids…I assume that would get them jailtime.

I am not saying that there’s anything wrong with this pic, I am not a prude or weirdo who thinks nudity is sexual or means child molestation…little kids running around naked is a normal thing – and not just in some pervert’s household…but I do think that it’s probably a better tactic to keep the nude kid pics off the fucking instagram – owned by Facebook….and keep that memory for yourself – not to share with the world…because there are bad people out there into this…and really that kid doesn’t really need to be put on blast – let her grow up to make her own decisions on who gets to see her naked as an instagram model or whatever…

Either way, the one on her instagram is uncensored…and may have wholesome intentions – but this is the fucking internet and that shit is deemed Criminal…crazy famous ppl..

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2016

07

Nov

Rihanna Braless for Ocean’s 11 Movie of the Day

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Apparently Rihanna is the Token Black Character in the new all female cast Oceans 11, I’m sure there are other black characters, because these Jewish producers need to speak to America’s demands, and they can’t be criticized for their placement of black people playing out a stereotype…and it looks like they really hit the mark on this one…

I think it’s almost racist in and of itself to do this affirmative action shit, you know you need to properly represent society as a whole in your movies, instead of just using all white people like they did in the past, or even the people you think are best for the job because the strategic placement of black people or asian people or Hispanic people is just that..contrived, calculated and they are only doing it because they feel they have to – and not because they actually want to…

It’s like Put two black at that table, one asian there and 15 mexicans there…good…

That’s not to say Rihanna’s crossover into movies like the puppet she is, you know money making puppet for white people that she is, isn’t a great and exciting thing as she walks around with fake dreads and a rasta hat….like if they put a Mexican character in a Sombrero…because she’s black…like some kind of circus freak performing…almost a parody of herself and her culture…but she doesn’t give a fuck because it pays the fucking bills…

There is no way she’s not thinking, or milking the “they need black people and I’m black enough let’s milk this like the goat in my Barbados backyard that it is.”….

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2016

07

Oct

Rihanna Hard Nipple of the Day

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Rihanna has a hard nipple as she culturally appropriates dread locks from the slaves….sure you can argue that she’s an island girl…she’s black…she’s bred and grown out the slaves of Barbados…her ancestors worked the plantations…they may have died on the plantations…they may have invented the dreadlocks while being beat and exploited by the white man that brought them to the island to work for free…making her of all people the kind of person who can wear dreadlocks without the social justice warriors attacking her…especially since like her ancestors…she too was a slave to the music industry…and the white man, the jewish man and all the other people she’s made stupidly fucking rich along the way…because if she’s sitting on 100s of millions of dollars, some motherfucker’s made more that that off her…but I like to see her as white washed, on some Halle Berry shit, that accent doesn’t fool me…at your country club…for high tea…

Hard nipple though..

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More of her fake dreads…

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