I don’t know if this is Rihanna’s outfit to the MET GALA, that was a few days ago, I should get with the program, but the real miracle in all this is that I even know what a Met Gala is…I mean…I did jerk off to fashion mags in the 80s and 90s….they published nipples and models in all their tall amazonian glory are pretty photogenic…but even with that Met Gala’s that are 30,000 dollars a plate are not really in my wheelhouse….which isn’t saying much…since I don’t have really any skills that are in my wheelhouse…I mean I am a terrible drinker, driver, drinker and driver….I am not crafty or resourceful…I can’t do carpentry…I don’t know how the internet works despite having a site, I mean this is a sight right….one where I clearly talk too much about myself…

Anyway, the panty peddler and not because she peloton’s in her panties like all the work from home ladies who moonlight like Bruce Willis on OnlyFans…no Bruce Willis doesn’t have an OnlyFans he was on a show called Moonlighting dumb fucks…I AM OLD….

So yeah, Rihanna who has become a billionaire with her billion dollar brand wears those panties out when she can, you know marketing….and you’re probably wondering the same thing that I am….WHERE IS THE WET SPOT! IT IS WEDNESDAY AFTER ALL!

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This is the ass, or the panty that made this ass an official billionaire…at least that’s the rumor, because she may have been a billionaire before, I mean she is Rihanna, has been involved in some serious money making shit, and probably has the best business managers making the best investments for her before ever lauching her panty collection…maybe she’s into crypto like a bro, or AMC stock or whatever the fuck idiots of the internet are onto now..

But yeah, we’re a generation of mindless consumers who do what we are told, because we are programmed slaves, and Rihanna is one of their tools to get us to do what they are told, and she gets rewarded accordingly…like with billions of dollars because this girl can move product…

She disrupted the cheap shit lingerie business, possibly put Victoria’s Secret into bankruptcy, all thanks to doing a more styled approach, with her celebrity name on it, pushed by a handful of influencers, creating a billion dollar brand in less than a year…because CONSUME CONSUME CONSUME…

I’m not hating, not bad for an Island girl…an origin story I would love to know the real origin to….but for now, I’ll stare at her pushing the right kind of merch on us….too bad she wasn’t pushing it into our faces.

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I am pretty sure that Rihanna just posted her box on instagram and I don’t mean the box she keeps her weed in, or the box she’d use to move into one of her many houses cuz girl is rich, I mean the traditional box, where she may actually store household items, or her weed, but that’s designed for other things…like shitting out babies…and penis-like-front holes…you know to be gender sensitive, this is for pride…

I can’t tell if I’m seeing pussy lip in the pride panties, but they look fucking sheer to me, and that’s worth celebrating because regardless of why Rihanna is rich and famous or how sketch her origin story is….I still find her and her billion dollar lingerie empire hot…and if she’s into posting pussy pics on social media platforms that won’t censor her cuz she’s important….I’m into counting the rings on her labia to see how old she is…isn’t that what you’re supposed to do to pussy pics? I’m old…out of touch….here’s Badgal Riri…being BAD.

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Thick Billionaire Popstar Rihanna who just had this vision when she was 14 years old in Barbados that she put on her mood board or vision board and maybe even wrote down in her journal…in some voodoo ceremony or ancient tribal Caribe cry to her gods…and miraculously….ended up in NYC at 16 where they decided to make her a popstar…that fucking popped….and that is Rihanna..

I am sure all those girls in America, even all those girls in NYC who want that dream to materialize, even those with celebrity parents, who want everything Rihanna’s had, aren’t able to pull that shit off….because Rihanna had the power of the UNIVERSE and WILL to make it….those other girls just don’t focus enough…

You know that she wasn’t an industry plant, or a rigged situation, because all low income islanders who are underage are able to fly to NYC, house themselves in NYC, for the dream….they do have airports there….

You also know she wasn’t an industry plant because there was this video that’s been deleted off the fucking internet but that I’ve been in this long enough to remember seeing and thinking “That bitch can’t even sing”….what’s the real story here…

The real story is that people with access, can’t even get what Rihanna had, but a girl in a Shanty can…

It had nothing to do with any sketchy things that you’d think would happen to get where she got…that’d be a crazy thought….it’s ALL just raw talent..

Now whatever her backstory is, I think Rihanna is hot, and I like this thick rihanna cuz of the bigger tits, so here she is being rich, famous, important….thigh on motherfucking thigh…if only this was video and there was an uncrossing…but I doubt Rihanna’s team are really into crosses…if you know what I mean….

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Rihanna was rich as shit before she got herself into this lingerie business but now she’s stupid fucking rich because it has been evaluated at over 1 Billion dollars by FORBES, which could be bullshit, but is probably what it is worth, in this era of celebs selling crap direct to consumer, eliminating all those middle men, taking all that profit…..marketing is a hell of a drug….and I guess money is…

She’s partnered with the same people that do FABLETICS with Kate Hudson and SHOEDAZZLE with Kim Kardashian, just out here making billionaires off trash…that replaces the traditional trash people used to buy….like Victoria’s Secret…who will likely try to buy the brand off FABLETICS when they decide it’s their only hope of survival…so that rihanna and her hundreds of millions can sleep easy knowing she’ll never go hungry in her mansions…

THe best hting about the collab, or the brand, is that it’s lingerie, so Rihanna as part of her deal stars in the shoots, which may not be the same hot alien faced Rihanna of our youth, not that I was young when Rihanna came up, but it’s still a more mature, thicker, and bustier Rihanna….that I guess they knew she’d be when they sourced her in BARBADOS like a bunch of Human Traffickers…

What I am saying is that…I’ll stare at Rihanna in lingerie as she sells lingerie to make those billions…she deserves it…you know, since she’s Rihanan and not some Kardashian crap..

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Rihanna is a winner!

I am pretty sure that she’s just had her breakout year as a far as being a lingerie vendor, not that she didn’t have help, but that’s the whole point, take your celebrity, partner with the best around, make a stupid amount of money, because you can….not because you need it…Rihanna was set for life 15 years ago….all this is just fucking bonus…

But yeah, they came out aggressive with their marketing, basically squashed Victoria’s Secret, with some MADE IN CHINA shit that is inclusive and perfect for strippers, fat chicks, and whoever the fuck else is into buying what they are told to buy from celebrities…

I am SURE they made a fucking fortune, which is why they are already onto Valentine’s Day, 1 month in advance, because when you have a Lingerie Company you make that money during Christmas and Valentines Day, so get it as big as you cam, and to do that you need the star of the fucking show it is named after who I think is still hot despite being older, but I’ve always liked Rihanna and what she’s done with her career after getting her start as an underage sex worker in Barbados who found the right sucker to get a career out of….at least that’s the rumor…

But in an era with everyone being a sex worker, no longer a bad thing, running sex worker pyramid schemes, who all need Lingerie for their online sex work…I guess that shit pays off when you’re their sex worker outfitter…and I guess sex working idol because if the rumors are true, then Rihanna is the most successful sex worker in the history of time..

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Rihanna has transitioned from being a fake bullshit popstar that everyone fucking loves, including me, I mean I bought into her hype and have always been bigging up the island girl who doesn’t need bigging up, even before she staged that Chris Brown beating to re-structure her brand to be more “EDGY” or damaged or slutty….solid marketing.

That said, I’ll never understand how a girl with minimal talent from Barbados comes to NEW YORK at 15 with all the VISAs in place to work for JAY Z and ends up making millions of dollars, it makes no fucking sense. There are hotter and more talented locally….what is the real story? Because the closest I’ve got to a realistic story was from a Barbados jet ski rentals guy who told me she worked the Karaoke bars as an underage hooker and that she approached or serviced the RIGHT dude….she was ghetto, it makes sense…I know people who have been to Barbados and who have been to the Karaoke bars and were approached by younger women, not necessarily 15 year old younger, but under 20 for sure…so that storyline MAKES the most sense….

There was no talent contest she was part of, she had no career locally, but all of a sudden she’s an American Sensation…

Then there’s the whole never signing again, she hasn’t performed in 2-4 years at this point, because she’s made huge money and is launching brands off her name…but for someone who was SO into music that they broke down ALL kinds of red tape at 15 from Barbados to come to NYC to be a huge star….not making music anymore? Clearly…just another puppet…

Not that we need her to make music because her lingerie work isn’t bad though…

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I don’t have that many stories, I haven’t left the house in 15 years and I try to limit my interaction with humans the last 15 years, and this site is the product of that…

I was just saying (to myself since I don’t talk to anyone) that there was a time I would think of the most obscure fetish and the punchline was “someone has jerked off to that”….not necessarily a great joke, the joke was in thinking of the most repulsive fucking possible thing….the “someone has jerked off to that” was just how we brought it home….people have made FAR more money and FAR more success on less creative shit…

Point being…all those fetishes, even the most obscure fetish has videos of said fetish….

So now I’m left with nothing but old stories, of an old Roommate who used to make his girlfriend wear Men’s underwear, the tightly whities or the little boy superman ones, with the dick hole and triangular ribbing…you know what I mean…and if you don’t…scroll up to RIHANNA in a sheer pair of those…

I’d make fun of my friend for finding it cute or hot for a girl to dress like that, I’d be like “maybe you’re into little boys you sick fuck” and that the girl was just there because he hadn’t fully embraced his fetish…

But as it turns out in this gender bending era that dude was actually predicting a trend 20 years before it hit…because when Rihanna wears her version of little boy underwear…you know it’s happened….she’s a trendsetter you know.

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