In the event you didn’t know, Rihanna runs or owns and has underpaid slaves, like a modern day Barbados sugar plantation, but that make lingerie instead of sugar cane….and her lingerie company has replaced all the other lingerie companies being the most relevant lingerie company because people are idiots and follow whatever celebrities tell them, now more than ever….
So last night, she partnered with Amazon Prime to do a fashion show event, like the Victoria’s Secret fashion show, only on a streaming platform…where everyone watches TV…not entirely innovating…but who needs to be innovative when the audience are such morons…
We’ve been seeing her partner with a bunch of random trending celebs on social media, hiring them as her ambassadors…from Sydney Sweeney to Jojo to whoever the fuck else strategically breaks or builds off what Victoria’s Secret has done for 30 fucking years only to be swapped out because people still need lingerie…arguably more than ever because of slutty social media posts and instagram and only fans…bitches need variety…can’t wear the same thing twice…
So instead of making shitty pop music, the Barbadian has found a way to still cash the fuck in on her shitty pop music and as someone who has always been down with Rihanna…might as well make all you can with these simple minded idiots of the internet…
This is Rihanna possibly part of her streaming show…who knows…but she’s in fishnets…and we do FISHNET FRIDAY in these parts..
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