According to some bullshit fashion blogger that knows how to manipulate GOOGLE SEARCH RESULTS so that she comes up as the first google result for fishnets…despite this post clearly being the best fishnet post you’ll see today…but google doesn’t know what’s good, they just know how to manipulate the minds of everyone by manipulating search results…

Anyway, according to this bullshit fashion blogger – fishnets are out of style in 2020. But if If you wear fishnets in 2020, wear them with skirt suits and mini skirts. And no, not with schoolgirl punk mini skirts…..sounds like a girl on girl hate crime….not supporting the right for women to wear what they damn want…but giving them unrealistic outfit goals…because that’s how the internet works…

I also discovered that Fishnet tights have been symbolic of womanliness and female sexuality since their emergence at the turn of the 19th century…thanks to fancy french Lingerie perverts……and that they are stereotypically worn by prostitutes and “naughty girls” that stay out to party and do drugs…those whores…

When I just thought fishnets were invented by a creepy fisherman in Maine after one too many Hot Toddys one cold winter night, where he used his fish net to catch the local fatty, only to realize that he liked that netting effect…you know using that netting fitted with floats and weights or a supporting frame for catching fish…used to catch PUSSY….

Either way, fishnets are more dramatic than regular hosiery so it does feel like your legs have more spark and fishnets are certainly part of a class of clothing that is specifically designed to be sexually appealing and provocative. … They are nominally an article of clothing that covers a part of the body, but it is designed to expose most of the skin beneath it…..

Thanks internet, for sucking…..but not too much that girls aren’t uploading hundreds of slutty pics of themselves…we need them in these dark times…and luckily there are SO many of them.

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