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2025

30

May

Fishnet Fridays of the Day

If you’re into Fridays, you should check out my STEPSMUT project, where I posted some FISTING FRIDAY videos, since Friday’s are the day to fist because they give your asshole a weekend to recover, so you’re not shitting all over yourself at the office on Monday, not that anyone goes to the office, but I guess shitting on Zoom is almost as bad….

If you’re more of a traditionalist, who doesn’t really embrace these modern times where girls fist themselves out in the open for their audience or to find their audience, because you’re more of a classical pervert who likes your fisting done in the privacy of your own motel room with a hooker who you’d expect to get killed off by some serial killer at a later date because she’s about to fist herself for you for 50 dollars and that’s the kind of low buy in that gets a hooker killed….luckily, you’re a nice guy, a decent guy and your fisting fetish doesn’t take away from that because you keep it fucking secret….it’s between you and the whores you pay….that’s in family man.

But yeah, if you like more traditional content on a FRIDAY, here’s the FISHNETS because there’s nothing more traditional, familiar, nostalgic, historical than some fishnets.

They are the lingerie your granny wore during the great depression to feed the cow to keep milk on the table….they are the lingerie your other granny wore during WWII to service the soldiers and to not be sent off to the concentration camps…and even when whored up with this generation of fisters on selfie cam smart phones….still exude a level of sophistication….class….even when this generation of fisters write captions like “CAUGHT MY STANK ASS FISH IN THESE NETS”…..or whatever the “it” phrasing is….

The point is – FISHNET FRIDAYS FOREVER motherfuckers…

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2025

23

May

Fishnet Fridays of the Day

I read a story about a local 27 year old who got arrested for rubbing women’s feet without their consent at the beach while masturbating….

It wasn’t me, I’m not 27 or that inexperienced of a creep, I’ve got 40 years of creeping on that fool, where my masturbating to women without their consent goes unnoticed, or at least laughed at by the girls who don’t consent to my masturbating, so that they don’t feel violated enough to go to the police.

It’s a lesson for all of you to learn, be the dancing monkey, the clown at the circus, make your creeping entertaining like a Netflix Series they want to binge, because their sympathy in your pathetic behavior coupled with them being entertained my it will save you legal fees.

Here are girls in fishnets, possibly smelling like fish in the net if they are unshowered or suffering from BV….

We like fishnets, anything nostalgic or classy to trash the fuck up…

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2024

20

Dec

Fishnet Friday of the Day

I don’t do enough of these galleries, but I am a one man show and I am extremely lazy, but it’s Christmas.

You, dear reader, have not made me rich or bought anything I am selling, which I assume is because you don’t exist.

In your defence, I wouldn’t visit a site like this either.

If I was to draw up a business plan with CHATGPT, it would not look like this from a content perspective.

Yet here we fucking are!

So in being uninspired by your lack of encouragement. Think of me as the retard who needs the school to cheer me on so that I do my awkward dance in front of everyone, thinking they are for me and not mocking me….

I don’t dig through the self produced content of whores everywhere, just producing whore content for whatever motivation, whether it’s money or attention I don’t know…

It’s girls in their fishnets, posing like they are off-brand Penthouse girls, while seemingly self-producing this shit…that’s great.

Whoring like fishnets are timeless!

Let’s hope some of these girls are some of your daughters…..

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2024

18

Oct

Fishnet Friday of the Day

Fishnets are the magical outfit that reminds you that you are a hunter wire to take down your prey…with innovative things like netting…

At least that’s why I assume they are so popular…because otherwise, it’d just be easier to get naked and keep it at that..

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2024

09

Aug

Fishnet Friday of the Day

I keep seeing whores out there really embracing the country lifestyle. They’re rocking Real Tree prints and shopping at Bass Pro shop. They are watching cowboy movies and connecting with ranchers, country music and cowboys. They like the trad wife movement, and the getting out into nature for an off grid experience….at least the good girls are…there are still freakish cat ladies who think being into American roots is WEIRD…

I’m just waiting for these instagram whores converging with the outdoorsman….to use the fishnets for their intended purpose on a fishing trips with actual fish nets.. in ways we can jerk off to because there vaginas are exposed.

In the meantime…they’re still doing glamour model shit in fishnets and the fishnet pantyhose, with all it’s mesh, speaks to our perversion apparently..

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2024

19

Jul

Fishnet Friday of the Day

Fishenets aren’t just for wearing while you jerk off because you’re a cross dresser…

They’re also not just for catching fish during some apocalyse…

They aren’t for squeezing fat girls out in weird way…

They are for looking at in pics of chicks in fishnets, it’s old timey, classic and familiar….generations of people jerked off to fishnets, probably something you and your grandpa can probably bond on, hopefully not while jerkin goff to your granny in fishnets, because you’re that kind of family.

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2024

28

Jun

Fishnet Friday of the Day

Fishnets aren’t just for cross-dressing goths…
They are for whores as well.
Just as nature intended1

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2024

07

Jun

Fishnet Friday of the Day

The fishnet has such nice image to it. You hear “fishnets” and you think of vintage hookers, 90s strippers, even your wife when she was hot trying to spice things up….maybe I’m a romantic, where I just think of the hot Playboy model in fishnets of my youth, or those days working the drugstore that sold fishnets that I’d steal to jerk off on while thinking of those hot Playboy models in fishnets….

Unfortunately, in my day to day life, the only fishnets I see are on trannies, obese chicks, or awkward Anime watching nerds….the hot chicks aren’t out in fishnets, and since the hot chicks aren’t fucking me, they’re not in fishnets…so ultimately…the internet fishnet is the closest thing I get to hot fishnet content in a world of fishnets being far too accessible for people who have no business wearing fishnets, who happen to be the same people who insist on wearing the fishnets…

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2024

03

May

Fishnet Friday of the Day

Fishnets for the wild grannies on a Friday letting everyone know that they can still get freaky and get down….not only do they do their pilates and yoga to maintain some level of fitness, but they are also making up for lost time and realizing that they have limited time to make up that lost time, making for a good time…

I guess they are also for goth dudes, trannies and fat chicks…

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2024

05

Apr

Fishnet Friday of the Day

Catching pussy like catching herpes or catching pussy to catch herpes is usually made a little easier when you have a fishnet…otherwise it’s just skin on skin and that shit can get slippery with all the body fluids….

I actually watched a fishing show last week and there were fishnets being used, but not in the way I would have wanted them used, you know as a scarf or a facemask, while attached to your catch…..

Here are some fishnets..

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