2024
18
Oct
Fishnets are the magical outfit that reminds you that you are a hunter wire to take down your prey…with innovative things like netting…
At least that’s why I assume they are so popular…because otherwise, it’d just be easier to get naked and keep it at that..
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2024
09
Aug
I keep seeing whores out there really embracing the country lifestyle. They’re rocking Real Tree prints and shopping at Bass Pro shop. They are watching cowboy movies and connecting with ranchers, country music and cowboys. They like the trad wife movement, and the getting out into nature for an off grid experience….at least the good girls are…there are still freakish cat ladies who think being into American roots is WEIRD…
I’m just waiting for these instagram whores converging with the outdoorsman….to use the fishnets for their intended purpose on a fishing trips with actual fish nets.. in ways we can jerk off to because there vaginas are exposed.
In the meantime…they’re still doing glamour model shit in fishnets and the fishnet pantyhose, with all it’s mesh, speaks to our perversion apparently..
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2024
19
Jul
Fishenets aren’t just for wearing while you jerk off because you’re a cross dresser…
They’re also not just for catching fish during some apocalyse…
They aren’t for squeezing fat girls out in weird way…
They are for looking at in pics of chicks in fishnets, it’s old timey, classic and familiar….generations of people jerked off to fishnets, probably something you and your grandpa can probably bond on, hopefully not while jerkin goff to your granny in fishnets, because you’re that kind of family.
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2024
28
Jun
Fishnets aren’t just for cross-dressing goths…
They are for whores as well.
Just as nature intended1
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2024
07
Jun
The fishnet has such nice image to it. You hear “fishnets” and you think of vintage hookers, 90s strippers, even your wife when she was hot trying to spice things up….maybe I’m a romantic, where I just think of the hot Playboy model in fishnets of my youth, or those days working the drugstore that sold fishnets that I’d steal to jerk off on while thinking of those hot Playboy models in fishnets….
Unfortunately, in my day to day life, the only fishnets I see are on trannies, obese chicks, or awkward Anime watching nerds….the hot chicks aren’t out in fishnets, and since the hot chicks aren’t fucking me, they’re not in fishnets…so ultimately…the internet fishnet is the closest thing I get to hot fishnet content in a world of fishnets being far too accessible for people who have no business wearing fishnets, who happen to be the same people who insist on wearing the fishnets…
Posted in:Fishnets
2024
03
May
Fishnets for the wild grannies on a Friday letting everyone know that they can still get freaky and get down….not only do they do their pilates and yoga to maintain some level of fitness, but they are also making up for lost time and realizing that they have limited time to make up that lost time, making for a good time…
I guess they are also for goth dudes, trannies and fat chicks…
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2024
05
Apr
Catching pussy like catching herpes or catching pussy to catch herpes is usually made a little easier when you have a fishnet…otherwise it’s just skin on skin and that shit can get slippery with all the body fluids….
I actually watched a fishing show last week and there were fishnets being used, but not in the way I would have wanted them used, you know as a scarf or a facemask, while attached to your catch…..
Here are some fishnets..
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2023
08
Dec
Fishnets are fun….
Whether you’re a goth girl with big tits hanging out in your platform goth boots on the beach, a stripper, a hooker or a granny celebrating her final days at the old folks home now that her oppressive and boring husband from her decades long loveless marriage has finally died off of his parkinsons, can now find her true sexual self she always wanted but ignored, in some Eat Pray Love despite being in her 80s, a never too late to whore out and say “who gives a shit, fuck this shit, let’s FUCK”…..or really any chick or chick adjacent dude who dresses and pretends to be a chick for guys who pretend they are straight but really like the cock….Fishnets are always fun to look at.
So here are some girls in fishnets, some CATCH OF THE DAY that we’re ready to FUCK because it’s lonely out here in our FISHING BOAT on the water we call the internet.
2023
01
Dec
Fishnets are the lingerie that you granny, your great granny, your mom, your sister, your daughter, and your goth transgender cousin can all connect on over the Christmas holidays.
Pantyhose that have been worn for generations by the whores who are from families somewhere, even if they’ve been disowned or shunned or shamed…..but it’s the common thread or threads that is timeless, ageless and that strings our the whores and weirdos in our families together….while giving us something to jerk off to….
So thank you fishnets for all you’ve done for us.
Posted in:Fishnets
2023
24
Nov
You may be dealing with a hangover from Thanksgiving festivities. Maybe you are having a minor heart attack brewing from too much food. It’s possible that you are exhausted from chronically masturbating all night thinking of your cousin’s low cut shirt, I don’t know you….but I do know that no matter what you’re feeling today, you can appreciate a traditional lingerie staple, one that captures women like the wild animals in the sea that they are…all squeezing through the grip of the fishnets like a fat girl exploding through a pair of leggings…and that’s why I compiled these girls in fishnets for you.
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