2024
05
Apr
Catching pussy like catching herpes or catching pussy to catch herpes is usually made a little easier when you have a fishnet…otherwise it’s just skin on skin and that shit can get slippery with all the body fluids….
I actually watched a fishing show last week and there were fishnets being used, but not in the way I would have wanted them used, you know as a scarf or a facemask, while attached to your catch…..
Here are some fishnets..
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2023
08
Dec
Fishnets are fun….
Whether you’re a goth girl with big tits hanging out in your platform goth boots on the beach, a stripper, a hooker or a granny celebrating her final days at the old folks home now that her oppressive and boring husband from her decades long loveless marriage has finally died off of his parkinsons, can now find her true sexual self she always wanted but ignored, in some Eat Pray Love despite being in her 80s, a never too late to whore out and say “who gives a shit, fuck this shit, let’s FUCK”…..or really any chick or chick adjacent dude who dresses and pretends to be a chick for guys who pretend they are straight but really like the cock….Fishnets are always fun to look at.
So here are some girls in fishnets, some CATCH OF THE DAY that we’re ready to FUCK because it’s lonely out here in our FISHING BOAT on the water we call the internet.
2023
01
Dec
Fishnets are the lingerie that you granny, your great granny, your mom, your sister, your daughter, and your goth transgender cousin can all connect on over the Christmas holidays.
Pantyhose that have been worn for generations by the whores who are from families somewhere, even if they’ve been disowned or shunned or shamed…..but it’s the common thread or threads that is timeless, ageless and that strings our the whores and weirdos in our families together….while giving us something to jerk off to….
So thank you fishnets for all you’ve done for us.
Posted in:Fishnets
2023
24
Nov
You may be dealing with a hangover from Thanksgiving festivities. Maybe you are having a minor heart attack brewing from too much food. It’s possible that you are exhausted from chronically masturbating all night thinking of your cousin’s low cut shirt, I don’t know you….but I do know that no matter what you’re feeling today, you can appreciate a traditional lingerie staple, one that captures women like the wild animals in the sea that they are…all squeezing through the grip of the fishnets like a fat girl exploding through a pair of leggings…and that’s why I compiled these girls in fishnets for you.
Posted in:Fishnets
2023
10
Nov
Fishnets are clearly tap into dudes on psychological level, where it hits us in our most primal level of hunter gatherer, because our generational trauma or evolution remembers our ancestors crafting nets to catch their food and survive.
So here are some girls in fishnets doing their best impression an animal ready to be poached by a predator man with a hunger inside him that he’s trying to satiate…for survival…
Or maybe they just liked being wrapped up in netting, they find it sexy to be the caught up prey….or maybe the fishnets aren’t seen as being sexy because of the whole hunting thing, but that’s just where my pervert mind goes…
2023
03
Nov
It’s Fishnet Friday, which is definitely not the most important day of the week, or even the most important post of the day, it’s just some good old fashioned lingerie or pantyhose that has been bastardized and over commercialized like sex toys because they sell that shit at grocery stores and pharmacies, so any white trash loser can grab a pair on discount.
Meaning, a lot of people you wouldn’t want to see in fishnets because they are fat and look like they are trying to strangle out their cellulite, like a whale caught in a trap off the east coast in the 1800s because the need the whale oil for fuel….
But it also means the occassional hot chick brings some fishnets to the internet to remind us that it’s not all fat goth trannies squeezing out their legs like they are trying to turn them into some sort of mountain range for their crabs to navigate on their thigh, like they are not stds but rather mountaineering exlporers….some fucking Sir Ernest Shackleton CRABS….motherfuckers.
Posted in:Fishnets
2023
27
Oct
Fisnnets….
I like to romanticize the whole fishnet lingerie, like it’s some 1920s Parisian prostitute that Hemingway, Dali and Owen Wilson in Midnight in Paris just got syphilis from before killing her and throwing her into the river, before her ghost came out to haunt the tunnel where Princess Diana died, you know, as European prostitutes do.
Unfortunately, the real fishnet experience that I get is 98 percent of the time fat girls in fishnets, that when I see them from afar I think their legs are going through some sort of obesity, diabetic foot circulation issue, only for it to turn out being purple fishnets, because these genderless cat lady’s love bright colors….so her grey and purple skin that looked like a corpse, not a hot Parisian prostitute corpse, still warm and ready for you to take her for another round before throwing her over…
That’s not to say she’s not near dead, or that her skin isn’t grey and purple just amplified by the fishnets cutting off her circulation and doing some optical illusion while her fat cellulite squeezes through each hole, it’s just to say my fishnet experience isn’t a hot one…
So here are some fishnets.
Posted in:Fishnets
2023
20
Oct
Fishnets aren’t just for alt girls who cut themselves.
They aren’t just for old ladies trying to live their best years of their life by fucking all the old guys at the old folks home now that their husband has dementia and doesn’t realize what’s going on….
They aren’t just for middle aged women who realize their husbands are addicted to porn and can’t be bothered with their boring asses anymore, that’s the mom ass that made them their babies, not a whore from the internet…..
They aren’t just for cross dresses or GOTHS trying to be their best Satanic version of themselves….
They are sold at the drug store, along with toothpaste and diaphragms, douches and plan b, condoms and anti-fungal cream, Tylenol and potato chips, Duct Tape and surgical gloves, make-up and yeast infection creams…..
Fishnets are for everyone….
Posted in:Fishnets
2023
13
Oct
It’s the spooky Halloween season, so we can hope that some hot chicks slip into fishnets as part of their costumes, because 98 percent of the fishnets I see are on goth dudes gender bending for instagram fashions or transgendereds who don’t pass as chicks because the ESTROGEN AIN’T STRONG ENOUGH to shrink those SHAQ sized feet.
Rarely is a hot chick in a pair of fishnets, when I remember a time when fishnets were about as good as you got in terms of a NORMIE girl putting on lingerie, or some effort to spice up the bedroom for a special occassion…., now they are brining in other dudes, other chicks, giant scary dildos, butt plugs and an audience through their live stream….
I guess in that era, the homeless krusty street punks who would be at the bar also wore the fishnets, but their piss stench made it hard to appreciate the effort in sexing up a look of soiled rags….
Then there were 300 pounder with short bangs and rockabilly or nautical tattoos thinking they are burlesque dancers the stage can’t support…who also liked the fishnets….
In this era girls on the streets wear tight pants, shorts with their asses hanging out, but don’t bother with the subtle, familiar, iconic hosiery….maybe we need to make fishnets great again…reclaiming it for the modern woman…..
Here are some bitches in FISHNETs…
Posted in:Fishnets
2023
06
Oct
I haven’t seen any obese tranny goth’s in fishnets today, so I like to use this opportunity to post chicks in fishnets, in an attempt to reclaim the world’s oldest whore hosiery back to where it belongs, on whores, or at least women you’d want to pay to have sex with, not that you’d pay to have sex with you, if you know what I mean, and if you don’t, it’s that fat goth trannies have dicks.
Here are those fishnets…
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