You may be dealing with a hangover from Thanksgiving festivities. Maybe you are having a minor heart attack brewing from too much food. It’s possible that you are exhausted from chronically masturbating all night thinking of your cousin’s low cut shirt, I don’t know you….but I do know that no matter what you’re feeling today, you can appreciate a traditional lingerie staple, one that captures women like the wild animals in the sea that they are…all squeezing through the grip of the fishnets like a fat girl exploding through a pair of leggings…and that’s why I compiled these girls in fishnets for you.

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It’s Fishnet Friday, which is definitely not the most important day of the week, or even the most important post of the day, it’s just some good old fashioned lingerie or pantyhose that has been bastardized and over commercialized like sex toys because they sell that shit at grocery stores and pharmacies, so any white trash loser can grab a pair on discount.

Meaning, a lot of people you wouldn’t want to see in fishnets because they are fat and look like they are trying to strangle out their cellulite, like a whale caught in a trap off the east coast in the 1800s because the need the whale oil for fuel….

But it also means the occassional hot chick brings some fishnets to the internet to remind us that it’s not all fat goth trannies squeezing out their legs like they are trying to turn them into some sort of mountain range for their crabs to navigate on their thigh, like they are not stds but rather mountaineering exlporers….some fucking Sir Ernest Shackleton CRABS….motherfuckers.

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Fisnnets….

I like to romanticize the whole fishnet lingerie, like it’s some 1920s Parisian prostitute that Hemingway, Dali and Owen Wilson in Midnight in Paris just got syphilis from before killing her and throwing her into the river, before her ghost came out to haunt the tunnel where Princess Diana died, you know, as European prostitutes do.

Unfortunately, the real fishnet experience that I get is 98 percent of the time fat girls in fishnets, that when I see them from afar I think their legs are going through some sort of obesity, diabetic foot circulation issue, only for it to turn out being purple fishnets, because these genderless cat lady’s love bright colors….so her grey and purple skin that looked like a corpse, not a hot Parisian prostitute corpse, still warm and ready for you to take her for another round before throwing her over…

That’s not to say she’s not near dead, or that her skin isn’t grey and purple just amplified by the fishnets cutting off her circulation and doing some optical illusion while her fat cellulite squeezes through each hole, it’s just to say my fishnet experience isn’t a hot one…

So here are some fishnets.

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Fishnets aren’t just for alt girls who cut themselves.

They aren’t just for old ladies trying to live their best years of their life by fucking all the old guys at the old folks home now that their husband has dementia and doesn’t realize what’s going on….

They aren’t just for middle aged women who realize their husbands are addicted to porn and can’t be bothered with their boring asses anymore, that’s the mom ass that made them their babies, not a whore from the internet…..

They aren’t just for cross dresses or GOTHS trying to be their best Satanic version of themselves….

They are sold at the drug store, along with toothpaste and diaphragms, douches and plan b, condoms and anti-fungal cream, Tylenol and potato chips, Duct Tape and surgical gloves, make-up and yeast infection creams…..

Fishnets are for everyone….

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It’s the spooky Halloween season, so we can hope that some hot chicks slip into fishnets as part of their costumes, because 98 percent of the fishnets I see are on goth dudes gender bending for instagram fashions or transgendereds who don’t pass as chicks because the ESTROGEN AIN’T STRONG ENOUGH to shrink those SHAQ sized feet.

Rarely is a hot chick in a pair of fishnets, when I remember a time when fishnets were about as good as you got in terms of a NORMIE girl putting on lingerie, or some effort to spice up the bedroom for a special occassion…., now they are brining in other dudes, other chicks, giant scary dildos, butt plugs and an audience through their live stream….

I guess in that era, the homeless krusty street punks who would be at the bar also wore the fishnets, but their piss stench made it hard to appreciate the effort in sexing up a look of soiled rags….

Then there were 300 pounder with short bangs and rockabilly or nautical tattoos thinking they are burlesque dancers the stage can’t support…who also liked the fishnets….

In this era girls on the streets wear tight pants, shorts with their asses hanging out, but don’t bother with the subtle, familiar, iconic hosiery….maybe we need to make fishnets great again…reclaiming it for the modern woman…..

Here are some bitches in FISHNETs…

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I haven’t seen any obese tranny goth’s in fishnets today, so I like to use this opportunity to post chicks in fishnets, in an attempt to reclaim the world’s oldest whore hosiery back to where it belongs, on whores, or at least women you’d want to pay to have sex with, not that you’d pay to have sex with you, if you know what I mean, and if you don’t, it’s that fat goth trannies have dicks.

Here are those fishnets…

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Fishnets are always better when the pussy doesn’t smell like sea food gone bad….which the name Fishnet always makes me think of, just dirty old whores trying to have a good time after buying their lingerie at the drug store with their methadone money…

I realize that I should be thinking of naughty secretaries who still believe in the art of seducing people at the reception desk, even though they work from home…or the Latina Goth in fishnets, the pin-up girl in fishnets, the stripper in her mesh outfit, or even the Festival girl in the VIP room letting all the DJ cum drip out of her fishnets….which is a far better visual…since NOT all pussy smells like FISH, most doesn’t….I’d argue that the fish smell is really more of a fecal smell, or a dirty asshole smell, an OUTHOUSE with a chemical toilet smell than a fish smell..even dirty pussy that gives you UTIs, AIDS, STIs, or YEAST infections….

Here are some fishnets…

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If you’re a fat goth gamer who smells like they just took a shit and who likes comic books and anime far too much, living in the mom’s basement amongst all the various semen filled tissues, t-shirts and take-out boxes…..then you’re probably very familiar with how sexy a pair of fishnets feel under your shorts…

I am sure that fat chicks, street hookers, old ladies on their anniversary, modern middle of the road middle management, even high school teachers also rock the fishnet, their chubby skin fat sticking through each window like they are a fucking waffle cone…

But it’s the goth dudes are what I see rocking the fishnets way too often which kinda throws off the low level sexy that fishnets provide!

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As someone who only has sex or has only had sex with the low budget whores, you know the girls no one else wants and that a broke as like me can afford or appeal to, I am all for the drug store lingerie option that doesn’t require that much money to buy into but still provides a level of whoredom.

We call this accessible lingerie, the kind of lingerie a retard buying her diapers at the drug store can pick up for a night of being naughty….

So here are people being accessible in an era where they pretend accessible, inclusive is the way to live and that there isn’t a hierarchy to society, EVEN Though there is…

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