Fishnets…the ageless hosiery, or would it be timeless, because you know back in the 1700s some fisherman who spent a little too much time at sea, probably a Portuguese man, all dumbed down by the sun, the hooch and the years at sea….liked the way his fishnets looked against his legs and said “let’s market this shit”….from sticking his dick in fish as they die on his dick to LINGERIE mogul that’s really lasted for all these years because as a species, we’re pretty perverted….so there’s no difference from your great granny in fishnets trying to suck dick to get on a boat to the new world where she sucked dick of some fur trader…only for her daughter, your granny to slip into the fishnets to suck dick at the honkytonk to find you a grandpappy….you get where I’m going with this…..now you wear fishnets in the mirror as you scream your PRONOUNS at yourself cuz no one will listen…GAYLORD FROM SPACE

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Hey Survivalists, it’s Good Friday….eat FISH or the NETS you catch fish in….preferably on a woman, but we know how difficult that is for you pathetic ass, even in an era of every woman being a whore, so I guess you could just throw them in the corner, jerk off on them, and eat your seed off them, get your lifeforce back in you, as you do….SICK CUM EATING FUCK.

Here are girls in Fishnets.

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All you hunter and gatherers out there…you preppers prepping for the impending recession the likes of which you’ve never seen….with inflation the likes of which you’ve never seen….and an economic collapse of currency that isn’t backed by gold, but rather just debt, so they keep printing and printing more and more of it, making it more and more worthless…..a collapse that will totally destroy your way of life, everything you’ve ever known about life…

Be sure to stock up on FISHNETS, to hunt and trap and FISH for food, or pussy…or to make yourself pretty when you have no internet porn after they turn off the internet…because they will….and you’ll have to make the slut out of yourself, things get weird in the bunker….and you’re already weird…so…there.

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Hey there off grid survivalist preppers…

Did you know that fishing is the biggest sport in the world, I only know that because I met some random dude at a bar who was making a virtual fishing website about 15 years ago and he gave me that intel….that I did absoultely nothing with. He probably went on to make millions with his dumb fishing site that I don’t even remember the name of…..and I’m here knowing that people like to fish…12 years after learning that information….

But fishnets look good right, I mean how can you not be into fishing once you delve in and really understand how good fishnets can be….

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I’ve been telling everyone I know, which is about 1/2 a person, to stock up on fishing gear if they don’t have any, because the supply shortages are real and motherfuckers need to eat…..so you might as well learn to fucking fish, even if you hate fish, because it’s better than killing a fucking deer with your bare hands, because where the fuck are you finding a deer in the fucking city….you’re not, you’re eating stray cats…unless you figure out this fishing thing.

I have not stocked up on fishing supplies, I don’t take my own advice, but if I did, I’d start with the fishnets, ideally they’d come with the vagina stock, but even if they don’t, probably good to have on hand for survival, and/or cross dressing sexy time when everyone has died off of starvation….and you’re forced to play the man and woman in your relationship, something you’ve been practicing for a long time.

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While preparing your BUG OUT BAG, one of the most exciting date night ideas around in this era of the Great Reset and we’re all going to fucking die, so you best get yourself an off grid property with a water source so that you can grow your own food and not die…you may want to include some FISHNETS to catch some fish with, or fuck a woman you carved out of a rotten tree, same smell, same soft smooth tender, damp hole…..you know to sex up NATURE’s sex doll while bored as shit in your OFF GRID property wondering why you bothered trying to survive the apocalypse when you could have just moved into the POD on basic income where you can jerk off to the porn they force you to watch while they supervise you…..you know being controlled by the system isn’t so bad when you’re an incompetent baby….

So along with bow and arrow, short wave radio, rope for snares, warm clothing, waterproof clothing, food stores, flashlights, solar generators and some old porn mags for when they turn off the internet…..BE SURE TO INCLUDE the FISHNETS….keep things sexy….plus you can catch fish in them when you realize that you don’t look as hot as you’d like in them….cross dresser.

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Fishnets for all you “Hunter and Gatherers” out there….you know the outdoorsman…the man who believes in being totally self sufficient and capable of taking care of himself…maybe he’s a bit of a forager or a prepper..with acreage and and an off grid cabin…maybe he’s got everything he needs to ride out this apocalypse…except one thing…..a hot vixen to call his woman…since being a reclusive hermit in hiding is always made better with hot pussy….so seeing these girls entrapped in their fishnets…you know…hunting and gathering shit…..snare and net….

The point is, it is the most accessible lingerie….the Five and Dime lingerie all women should own and if they don’t…. they are just assholes who don’t want to give you things to jerk off to…and we can’t have any of that…

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The one think we can learn about fishnets, is that they are a far more humane way of catching fish than with giant barbed hooks…and by fish, I mean women, because I’m not one of those weird FISHERMEN who fuck their catch for the viral video…HEY MISTER FISH, LET ME PUT MY DICK IN YOUR STRUGGLING TO BREATHE IN THE AIR…FISH OUT OF WATER PORN…does that make you gay if you don’t know the FISH gender before sticking your dick in it…am I allowed to say FISHERMEN or should I say FISHERPEOPLE?

FUCK…

This clown world is confusing to navigate, I ONLY SPEAK IN MEME….

But yeah…the one thing we can learn from FISHNET is that if you’re in a pinch, you can whore yourself out pretty quick and for an affordable price…at your local drug store when getting yourself methadone before going out to TRICK your way into your next hit…

The accessible lingerie…a CLASSIC that is as hot today as it was in the 1800s…and here’s the proof.

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Fishnets are the drug store’s answers to helping women keep themselves sexy….I guess along with VAGISIL for the stench and ENEMAS for the ANAL….DUCT TAPE and plan b for the post-coitus “don’t leave your mark”…and I worked in a drug store for at least 2 years as a stock boy and that was the WORST experience on my existence…but if I had known I was around so much sexy around because I was too busy feeling sorry for myself for life ending up in a uniform stocking shelves…

Fishnets aren’t just for fishes, but it is for things that if they are left out in the sun long enough, may smell fishy…..but I do watch all those documentaries on the trash in the ocean, you know seeing turtles and dolphins getting killed in the fishnets that industrialized fisherman end throwing back into the ocean….

These aren’t those kinds fishnets….but you can jerk off to these ones too..

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Here are some pictures of girls in fishnets to both remind you that fishnet lingerie is available on every street corner or local grocery store and pharmacy, because like with mini vibrators, they big box retailers want to keep women sexy…..so ladies, it’s valentines day, single, a slut who sleeps around because that’s what you’ve been trained to do with your hook-up apps, or relationship girls alike…..DRESS The fucking part and get cummed on or inside…since that’s the basic definition of ROMANCE…

Plus, it’s hot to the hunter gatherers out there looking for off grid land to grow their own potatoes on while waiting for the end of the world to finally fucking happen…..because when you’re alone in the wilderness trying to net small game to feed yourself…the idea of netting a hot naked chick is exciting…the one thing missing from the off grid hermit hole….and these girls are ENTRAPPING themselves…AMAZING.

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