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2022

04

Feb

Fishnet Friday of the Day

Fishnets are an accessible fetish because they sell them in every drug store so every middle of the road lady can get her freak on, even when fishnets have been normalized and are no longer considered all that freaky, since women wear butt plugs to work now….fishnets are more your granny’s choice of lingerie…and not because they were 1920s French Prosititutes, but because they aren’t as whorish as their peers, even though I am sure there are a bunch who are…

So yeah, fishnets, easy to make happen…but you know somewhere out there a dude is jerking off to fishnets for all the wrong reasons, like because of his masturbation method of choice is putting his dick in a fresh net caught fish on his sunday afternoon at the pond behind his house that his wife doesn’t know he’s cheating on her with fish…but she does notice it tastes a little funny after they fry it up for dinner.

FISHNETS ARE NOT JUST FOR FISH FUCKING FREAKS..

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2022

28

Jan

Fishnet Friday of the Day

FISHNETS ARE OPPRESSIVE.

They imply that WOMEN are PREY for MEN to Capture in LINGERIE hosiery….

There may not have been GUNS POINTED AT ANY HEADS in the making of these FISHNET FRIDAY pictures….but we know that every girl partaking is a victim of MIND CONTROL ABUSE from the patriarchy that makes them FEEL they should POST their FISHNETS on the internet….

THEY SELL THEM AT EVERY DRUG STORE FOR A REASON….OPPRESSION!

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2022

21

Jan

Fishnet Friday of the Day

Bitches in Fishnets do not realize that they are voluntarily walking into the “bear trap” of sexualizing themselves for the PATRIARCHY…only instead of a bear trap…it’s some kind of netting…you know some HUNTER GATHERER shit…but the lingerie version…just girls, wanting to produce hot content because it makes them feel good about themselves while all the horny incels who can’t get laid go nuts over their hot content…pretty much admitting that they don’t want to bother putting any real effort into anything, why work towards something, when you can just post slutty content and make all your dreams come true…and we thank them for that…because if everyone was a serious person, even though comedy is dead and everyone seems to be an overly serious person, we wouldn’t have the fun half nudes on the internet that are probably taken in sadness and insecurity…seeking validation due to a lack of confidence…but I’m not a psychiatrist, I don’t give a fuck about why a whore is a whore, I just care that I can stare at her ass in naughty outfits….it’s a win for humanity…even if it’s not.

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2022

14

Jan

Fishnet Friday of the Day

I’ve said it before, I’ll say it AGAIN, FISHNETS ARE RACIST because they don’t factor in all the other things you can catch in a net…from snakes, to small animals, to PUSSY…

We need to collectively come up with a catch all woke term for FISHNETS that doesn’t single out FISH, because FISH are people too…and FISH have feelings, and FISH have souls…and to build not just a BRAND but a PRODUCT CATEGORY off their backs is some AUNT JAMIMA shit…

Maybe we’ll just call them NETS…

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2022

07

Jan

Fishnet Friday of the Day

I know what you’re thinking….How dare I post pics of girls in fishnets that they’ve captured and uploaded to the internet….not because I don’t ask them permission and maybe they don’t want to be featured on top tier sites that are dying a very slow and stupid death….but because the term fishnet is fucking racist….which you’d have to expect from the patriarchy that probably created them as a product for whores to be hotter all those generations ago…since you know wrapping a girl in netting is the kind of thing that a misogynist, probably an ANTI-VAXXER would do to further imprison a bitch….making her a trapped captive slave in her netting….

Now why would fishnets be racist you ask? Well because it is EXCLUSIVE not INCLUSIVE to all the other animals those nets could catch…from frogs to small mammals to women…let’s take the RACE / SPECIES out of the FISHNET and just call them NETS….

This is some Aunt Jamima shit, where corporations are just so blind to how much pain and suffering they cause when they aren’t woke pieces of shit.

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2022

03

Jan

Fishnet Friday on a Monday of the Day

FISHNETS are so offensive….

I mean look at the way they entrap a woman into some kind of SEX SLAVERY as you masturbate to them thinking it’s innocent and erotic…when you know that it’s DEROGATORY…even misogynistic and I’d say feel bad about it you know TOXIC MALE GUILT…and BLAME yourself for women behaving this way….but remember women have brains of their own, at least according to GOOGLE, and thus they are actively producing this kind of content because they find it hot, so really, not jerking off to it, would be MEAN spirited….because you’re basically not showing your appreciation for their hard work….plus FISHNETS are hot.

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2021

27

Dec

Fishnet Friday on Monday of the Day

I had the posts ready on Friday but woke up thinking you ungrateful bunch of scumbags don’t give a fuck about me, not on CHRISTMAS EVE, not EVER so I didn’t bother putting it up, but thanks to the HOLY SPIRIT of the Holidays, I have awaken today with a NEED to bring the 2-3 of you who are so fucking bored you roll through this dumpster of a website for content you can find anywhere, with a reminder that FISH NETS are oppressive symbols that WOMEN are treated like PREY in society, prey caught in netting for the TOXIC masculine patriarchy and that’s a great thing….

MORE FISHNETS in 2022.

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2021

17

Dec

Fishnet Friday of the Day

Fishnet friday is only the most glorious day of the week because I don’t update the site on the weekend, instead I stare at the wall and wait to die, as most people do, you know what most wise people do, because those busy body motherfuckers who run around doing meaningless errands are just distracting themselves from the inevitable impending death. Over achievers.

Fishnets are a hot, nostalgic lingerie, one your whore granny probably wore getting deep dicked by strange men that ultimately resulted in your mom or dad being born….I mean Fishnets are from the 20s so some of you motherfuckers may have whore great grandmas and great great grandmas using the SAME tactics of whores today to give boners and seduce and manipulate men.

Why change a good thing, tried tested and true classic and available everywhere tools to prostitute yourself….for generations to come…which is good because that’s the only “work” girls are into anymore anyway.

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2021

10

Dec

Fishnet Friday of the Day

Fishnets are fun….

In an era where girls are celebrated for how hardcore and pornographic they get, which really has been a slow burn for the last 20 years, I’ve watched it and documented it over the last 18 years with this site, not very well but I’ve seen the porn chicks merge with the normies, it’s been weird.

I think OnlyFans at the top of the pandemic created this MASSIVE switch in the way people lived, it was a “who gives a fuck, let’s cash the fuck in” and give into the pressure some of the influencers have been facing for their entire influencer career….”DO I SELL FEET PICS AND NUDES TO RANDOMS, SINCE I SEND THEM TO DIPLO AND OTHER RAPPERS AND CELEBS FOR FREE”….instead of trying to sell product or whatever…and the SECOND shit hit the fan, their panties fucking dropped….and when the influencers do it, the normies do it, so what was a last ditch effort, rock bottom move “I always have my pussy I can sell”….and now that’s the first move…”I HAVE A PUSSY TO SELL”..

I think Fishnets play into that, as accessible as selling nudes I guess, and since I am old school, I think Fishnets are a hot pantyhose…I’ve been conditioned…so here are some FISHNET girls doing FISHNET things.

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2021

03

Dec

Fishnet Friday of the Day

The most accessible lingerie is probably the fishnets. You can basically buy them at any pharmacy, but you probably already know that, you know for your cross dressing that makes you feel so pretty when you jerk off, something you don’t need to be ashamed of because this is the TRANS ERA or drag queens, transvestites and transgendered….all being so progressive and forward thinking…that they’ve decided gender no longer exists, except when it comes to debates about abortions…where your penis makes you having Christian morals and values irrelevant…KEEP it to yourself TOXIC man who thinks women killing kids as contraceptive is fucking crazy as a concept…because it should be more of a last resort situation….but WHO am I to hav an opinion…THESE unsubstantial balls VETO my right to an opinion!

Anyway, girls used to dabble in slutty at the Pharmacy, I know because I worked as a stock boy for 3 years and would see it. Internet shopping didn’t exist, sex stores were for old fat trashy perverted ladies and strippers, so the FISHNET was all we got…a CLASSIC that will never go out of style even if they are named after a tool used to capture fish from the wild in a violent way….THOSE TOXIC MALES…

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