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2022

04

Feb

Fishnet Friday of the Day

Fishnets are an accessible fetish because they sell them in every drug store so every middle of the road lady can get her freak on, even when fishnets have been normalized and are no longer considered all that freaky, since women wear butt plugs to work now….fishnets are more your granny’s choice of lingerie…and not because they were 1920s French Prosititutes, but because they aren’t as whorish as their peers, even though I am sure there are a bunch who are…

So yeah, fishnets, easy to make happen…but you know somewhere out there a dude is jerking off to fishnets for all the wrong reasons, like because of his masturbation method of choice is putting his dick in a fresh net caught fish on his sunday afternoon at the pond behind his house that his wife doesn’t know he’s cheating on her with fish…but she does notice it tastes a little funny after they fry it up for dinner.

FISHNETS ARE NOT JUST FOR FISH FUCKING FREAKS..

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