Let’s catch some bitches…..get to drug store, but some fishnets and chase all the sluts you see down, they’ll probably like it, unless they don’t, which is the funny thing about girls, the are whores on their terms for the right guys, whether they are rich, or their audience, or connected, or just someone they want to fuck….but the minute a guy they find fat, slimy, repulsive tries to trap them in fishnets like the CARP that they are….it’s a bottom feeding fish….they cry MeToo…

That whole MeToo thing, what a fucking joke right, if I had a business and only wanted to hire girls who suck my dick, who’s fucking business is that, and if girl decides that is the trade off for the job, then she’s consented to the job requirements, or the given into the whole hiring experience….so when they run out and complain about it…years later….and they go after the motherfucker….it’s like “Why didn’t you just apply at Starbucks where you don’t have to suck dick for a job”…no job is worth sucking dick you don’t want to suck, but when you do suck dick for the job you do want, because it’s a condition to the job, complaining about it or ruining a dude’s life because of it is just mental.

That has nothing to do with fishnets, besides girls being sluttier than ever, but being the biggest whiners about being slutty than ever…but I appreciate the slutty parts…and will take it with the annoying parts….because that’s what being into biological women with vaginas is about.

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Some people say that only whores wear FISHNETS, because they were created in the 90s by a lonely fisherman lost at sea to sex up the experience, giving him a great business idea to sell to the brothels the other sailors would frequent, to make the whole experience a little more visually stimulating, fancy, and exciting with lingerie…

I am not sure if he ever expected it to reach the critical mass mainstream, sold in every gas station, to women who are outside of the sex trade, but it happened and it doesn’t mean that they are any less whore than the whores it was meant for…

There will be a time in our life where women get offended when you don’t call them whores since they are all whores and proud of that very easy to execute and earn title.

That’s not to say all these girls are whores, it’s at the point where fishnets are so mainstream they don’t know they are whores when wearing them….but I guess a whore is what you decide is a whore and not what the girl being a whore decides, that’s the beauty of being judgemental cunts.

Either way, I like fishnets and you should too.

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Fishnets are the kind of tool that make any straight dude or cross dresser feel like an outdoorsman…

You now catching that Trouser Clam…which is a legit slang for pussy that in all my years of writing about pussy, I’ve never heard but any reference to pussy that involves the word Trouser is speaking my 1950s kind of way.

I’ve actually never really though of a pussy as fishy, seafood, and I’ve had some pretty vile pussy in my life, I just always thought “that smells like pure shit”….never “this smells like a New Orleans Seafood boil….but writing about fishnets, you either talk about french prostitutes, objectification of women through lingerie, accessible lingerie for any bitch, young and old, fat girls and skinny girls, fishnets for everyone….

I prefer to talk about literal fishnets….it is an impending apocalypse….stock up on them….save yourself….in a sexy way.

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Gone Fishin’

Yes, the fishnet as a name is pretty dehumanizing for all the women who wear them, but luckily they don’t seem to care because the internet hasn’t told them to fight for the renaming of the pantyhose like it was Aunt Jamima or some other bullshit they’ve cancelled..

You’d think a bunch of fat fuck ladies with blue hair would be fighting this war hard, but I guess they have better things to cry about like Ukraine, Abortions, Vaccines, Transgenders, LGBTQ, January 6, GUNS….who the fuck cares.

However, I’ve accidentally been to a Comicon, and these fat blue haired girls wear Fishnets, usually colorful ones under their XXL sized shorts or dresses..so I guess they make them feel sexyy and it’s not some down with the patriarchy…..

They can be so forgiving when it applies to things they like, “fishnets are called fishnets because they look like netting”…..rationalizing it….rather than saying “Fishnets are fishnets because pussy smells like red tide and fish rotting”….not that I’ve ever minded.

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Fishnet Friday motherfuckers….

It’s a time to tap into the outdoorsman in all of us, because as you know, fishnet stockings were appropriated from Fishermen, or hunter gatherers, yet no one seems to care.

All it took was one eager, perverted, cross dressing angler lost at sea to realize that he liked the effect of the fishnet against his bare skin, something he could make a pantyhose out of for prostitutes everywhere….

Something that’s now standard and socially acceptable in public, but that at one time was probably reserved for brothels, the matrimonial room, but now you can see them at banks, colleges, even walking the street but not as street walkers level….always maintaining its original purpose of giving a pervert something to jerk off to, but pretending it’s not for that purpose, so that when they wear them, no one calls them sluts, but instead everyone just jerks off to them….or imagines doing perverted things to them….making things like walking down the street, applying for a mortgage, or whatever you do to get next to fishnets that are presented as professioial wear, when we know the actual profession it was designed for….THE OLDEST PROFESSION around. WHOREDOM.

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You may need Fishnets for the apocalypse, when the foot shortages happen and the economy collapses and you’re forced to find sustenance, who the fuck are you to expect the whore you’re willing to trade a cup of clean water you’ve squirrelled away to be rocking a nice fresh pair of fishnets, you need to come prepared…

I guess you could also use them to catch fish, or rats, or other things to eat instead of your dead neighbors, but I’d rather eat the crabs I get from said hooker willing to fuck me raw for a cup of water…you know EAT BUGS AND BE HAPPY, that’s the plan, it’s in all to documentation, it might as well be PUSSY bugs rather than those taking over the world thanks to death and dispair.

ON THAT POSITIVE and JOYOUS OUTLOOK, which actually is positive because you have to have the collapse before we have heaven on Earth, it’s in thee book of Revelation people….it’s just not going to be that fun….but it will be better with Fishnets..some modern luxuries in the dark times.

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In the event you don’t think we’re in a spiritual war, that the good guys will end up winning, but that will take a while to play out…..

Then you’re probably not prepping for the currency to collapse, the food shortages to get serious, where people start eating each other….

So you don’t have yourself an escape plan, a compound in the middle of the woods, a garden where you’re growing your own food, some chickens to make you eggs…or some FISHNETS to catch your food…

I figure the FISHNETS as life hack are a great starting point for you to use to catch your fish, at least that’s what you tell the girl at the cash when you’re buying them, assuming you still use a cash with a HUMAN, I mean why would you do that when there’s tech… plus you can jerk off to them when alone in your bunker in need of a one man show, where you play all the characters out yourself, it’s lonely in the bunker and boners are still had.

Point being, these fishnets girls do it better, but remember them for when the internet is turned the fuck off…and you’re the one in the fishnets jerking off to yourself pretending your one of these babes…

Things are getting weird.

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It’s Fishnet Friday, which means I have either have to find some new angle to present you with a bunch of women in the timeless fishnet classics that are both NSFW and ACCEPTED at work, even bank tellers rock em’…I’ve see it with my own eyes…which isn’t saying much since Bank Tellers, are whores who love money.

Really, all I need to say is that of course they are called fishnets, because they are how you catch a pussy, and we all know how fishy pussy can get…

So that’s all I’ll say.

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GONE FISHIN’.

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I recently saw a young looking lady, not perverted level young, but like 19-20 young, and she was rocking the shortest skirt with a pair of the whorish fishnets, which I’d argue all fisnets are, but I guess they are socially accepted and allowed in offices by professionals, which doesn’t make it any less whorish, it just makes offices more fun because the girls you work with are whorish, assuming you work in an office…which I don’t because you don’t exist and if you do, you’re likely unemployed, homeless, on disability, or full retarded.

Anyway, the young lady in the fetish outfit was walking with a 60 year old man and I thought “I can’t believe a dad would ever let his daughter dress like that, if I had kid, it’d be pantsuits and turtle necks until they turn 18 because I don’t want perverts like me, looking at them”…..only to realize…it was probably her DADDY, not her DAD….if you know what I mean…which justifies the whorish outfit, you know since she was a whore.

All this to say, Fishnets are fun.

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