Fishnets are the kind of tool that make any straight dude or cross dresser feel like an outdoorsman…

You now catching that Trouser Clam…which is a legit slang for pussy that in all my years of writing about pussy, I’ve never heard but any reference to pussy that involves the word Trouser is speaking my 1950s kind of way.

I’ve actually never really though of a pussy as fishy, seafood, and I’ve had some pretty vile pussy in my life, I just always thought “that smells like pure shit”….never “this smells like a New Orleans Seafood boil….but writing about fishnets, you either talk about french prostitutes, objectification of women through lingerie, accessible lingerie for any bitch, young and old, fat girls and skinny girls, fishnets for everyone….

I prefer to talk about literal fishnets….it is an impending apocalypse….stock up on them….save yourself….in a sexy way.

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