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2022

27

May

Fishnet Friday of the Day

You may need Fishnets for the apocalypse, when the foot shortages happen and the economy collapses and you’re forced to find sustenance, who the fuck are you to expect the whore you’re willing to trade a cup of clean water you’ve squirrelled away to be rocking a nice fresh pair of fishnets, you need to come prepared…

I guess you could also use them to catch fish, or rats, or other things to eat instead of your dead neighbors, but I’d rather eat the crabs I get from said hooker willing to fuck me raw for a cup of water…you know EAT BUGS AND BE HAPPY, that’s the plan, it’s in all to documentation, it might as well be PUSSY bugs rather than those taking over the world thanks to death and dispair.

ON THAT POSITIVE and JOYOUS OUTLOOK, which actually is positive because you have to have the collapse before we have heaven on Earth, it’s in thee book of Revelation people….it’s just not going to be that fun….but it will be better with Fishnets..some modern luxuries in the dark times.

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