I wonder if they call them fishnets because the guy who invented the sexy lingerie had a wife with vaginitis?
Posted in:Fishnets
2022
09
Sep
2022
06
Sep
I hope you went outside and got to go fishing over the long weekend, because I wrote:
Get outside and go fishing this long weekend, while you still can, before you are forced to live in pods, eating bugs, forgetting how amazing nature is, and when you do go out fishing, be sure to buy some drug store fishnet stockings to wear for your fishing buddies to use you like the little bitch all the hormones in the food and birth control in the water is turning you into!
Don’t think of it as gay, think of it as modern men who sleep with men, that’s not gay, that’s sex positive and anti-homophobic man, plus you can always get your dick inverted into a pussy so it feels more natural for you, I think those operations are government subsidized, just not actual surgeries that can save your life, since that would be crazy! While letting men who think they are women be their true self is some sort of altruism whatever the fuck altruism is!
The point of the story, Go Fish! Be self sufficient! Escape the grid! They are trying to make you cut your dick off and wear fishnets instead of just jerking off to them like a normal man is supposed to do!
Posted in:Fishnets
2022
26
Aug
Whenever I am feeling down and out, which is never because I am a super human who denies mental health being a “disease”, and I choose to view everything as the joke that it is, but when I used to feel down and out, back when I worked as a janitor at a pharmacy, a job that taught me that I was invisible to hot chicks, because they’d ask me for some of the most humiliating products the store had to offer, from plan b, which I think was out back then, but I could be wrong, but shit like plan b and not in a “I have sex way” but in a “I don’t consider you a human, so send me to the section of the store where what I need is way”, you know hot chicks asking for laxatives, enemas, douches which were a thing at the time, pussy deodorant sprays, there was a brand called FDS, and they’d have no shame in their mind and some were fucking hot…so when feeling demoralized, dehumanized, like that there was really two sides of society and I wasn’t on the right side, I’d just take a pair of fishnets off the shelf, it was the sexiest thing in store, I’d try to convince the cashiers to model them for me, they never would, so I’d just jerk off on them and throw them in the “returns” for the manager to deal with! Never got caught, but drug store fishnets have held a warm place in my heart ever since!
Posted in:Fishnets
2022
19
Aug
This goes out to all the outdoorsmen, survivalists, hunters and fisherman who are tired of jerking off to girls in their local Bass Pro Shops…….or getting off to sticking their dick in the mouths of fish they caught, or worse fucking dead deer corpse in some weirdness that happens after too many beers on a hunting trip you go beaver fever on…..you know switching up things for babes with guns or babes in Real Tree, to reach into a more glamorous version of erotica based on tools of their trade, or hobby, developed by a lonely fisherman, or maybe the dainty fisherman while lost at sea and needed to relieve the other fishermen, since AIDS and MONKEYPOX don’t factor into what you stick your dick in when you’re life is at risk of ending in a moment of crisis……..
FISHNETS..the mainstream,normalized, sold at the grocery store, lingerie that anyone from goth teens, to gay dudes, to moms, grandmas from street hooker to wealthy socialite can wear as an accessory to make a sexier non nude but near nude version of themselves to give and get boners……
Here’s a round-up
Posted in:Fishnets
2022
12
Aug
In doing my investigative journalism for this post, you know hard hitting journalism instead of going out there trolling actual stories to make viral clips of retards of the world, you know instead of doing meaningful stunts to expose idiots, which takes way too much effort, I’ve instead just go on WIKIPEDIA to find ou that the first mention of FISHNETS is in “The Peasant’s Wise Daughter” a fable that tells the story of a king who promises the titular peasant’s daughter if she can prove her cleverness by solving his riddle, challenging her to “Come to me not clothed, not naked, not riding.” The peasant’s daughter wrapped herself in a fisherman’s net and returned to the king, but we all know that since the fishnet was invented for FISHING, some pervert cross dressing fisherman was using it to make himself feel racy, scandalous, like some kind of pin-up girl, or french prostitute of the early 1900s, where fishnets were for the boudoir because the classic pantyhose were too clunky to be slutty, but as men, I am sure they were just as easy to jerk off to..
The fishnet, still relevant, not for fishing, since food comes from grocery stores, but still for whoring, and here’s a round -up.
Posted in:Fishnets
2022
05
Aug
I just saw a 250 pound, 5 foot nothing goth girl in a weird titty crop top that you’d see on the beach back in the 70s, just like two titty hammocks, no bra, nipple exposed with hr gut hanging over her weird skimpy and not very size appropriate, if her legs weren’t so obese you’d see her box but I guess the gunt was used as a barrier or dam to prevent her scary vagina from being seen by perverts like me and she was in fishnets so I figued she must read the site because it is fishnet Friday…then I remembered no one reads the site…but they do wear fishnets…and here are some pics of hotter girls than the monster I saw rockin fishnets!
Posted in:Fishnets
2022
29
Jul
Fishnets remind me of shampoo bottles, both are available at the pharmacy, both can be used for illicit things, like sex toys, to feed our perversions without having to go to one of those seedy sex stores that makes you feel dirty because of the scent of homeless man semen..
It is the accessible, let me put this hairbrush that I bough on special in my ass for my PRINCE OF PEGGING experience, while you do your best “french 1900s prostitute” impression…..
The fishnet, a legacy hosiery that still brings the boners because for some reason we are wired to think mesh is hot, mesh is good, maybe because it taps into our HUNTER GATHERER instincts that developed in the Caveman times, you know, a caught and trapped woman is what we actually like, but this whole society with it’s decency, despite being degeneracy, so maybe it’s more “civility” despite everyone being trash has made us forget that….maybe women you’re just a predator, but you already knew that. Didn’t you.
Posted in:Fishnets
2022
22
Jul
I heard somewhere that the prepping community of Youtube, you know those people who are anticipating the end of times, which is finally being validated by the insanity going around, at what some call a biblical level…..
But some of these motherfuckers have been prepping for the last 50 years, only to be called insane by everyone who knows them, with all their food rations, bunkers, off grid power systems, shelters, land with a water source planning…..
You know, the kind of guy who you’d go shakedown in the even that it was the actual end times, taking everything he worked so hard for because you’re just that kind of asshole….
Because there are two types of people out there, those who over plan, and those who take what they fucking need when they don’t plan.
Either way, youtube apparently doesn’t want you knowing how to build shelter, grow food, survive, hunt, trap, fish, generate power, find water, or any of that, because it leads to you being independent from the control grid that they want us on…since if you were to prep, you’d realize that everything in our society is a scam, a prison, and that you are only free when you are self sufficient and living off the land.
I am a firm believer that the only real item you need in your prepping is a pair of fishnets….you can use them to trap animals, that can act as a tourniquet, or that you can put on after starving for a few months to seduce the prepper with a “Excuse me sir, can I borrow a cup of powdered milk”….in your sexy lingerie like these babes… who I don’t think are prepping, but doing they are seducing us, probably for money, which I guess in its own way is prepping too, even though money will be obsolete.
Posted in:Fishnets
2022
15
Jul
You gotta wonder why FISHNETS are called fishnets, when there are so may other NETS they could be named after, since by definition, a fishnet stocking that isn’t an actual fishnet, could be called ANY kind of net. Why aren’t they called Basketball Nets…
Clearly they are referencing rank fishy smelled cunt that the fishnets wrap since the fishnet was originally designed for whores….and is now mainstream for all the normies….even teens wear fishnets to the SWEET 16s, while GRANNIES wear them to funeral…so they aren’t just for FUCKING whores….unless you’re like me and think everything is for fucking whores…especially fishnets…
Sure, the fishnets are the most common kind of net, but I think it’s about rank pussy and they just slipped the dis under the cracks, laughing at the idiots buying it, and now it’s just normalized…
Either way, I’m going with pussy shaming and making millions in the process.
Posted in:Fishnets
2022
08
Jul
Fishnets aren’t just for the outdoorsman who has an affinity for hunting, trapping and fishing for his own food, in a survivalist prepper, or just manly way of being able to take care of their damn self when shit hits the fan…because Fishnets have been appropriated by the sluts to distract people who would be self sufficient if they knew that they could be, but instead are just shown FISHNET porn or vintage prostitutes from the 1800s with their FRENCH LINGERIE for their OLD WEST BROTHEL, you know, cuz it’s now an accessible lingerie for anyone, we call it DRUG STORE LINGERIE….for those who need to add some hotness to their evening and all the fancy lingerie stores are closed because it is 2 am and they are drunk.
The point is that these girls realize fishnets are hot, they don’t let their fishnets go to waste, as they upload and DISTRACT us with their porn…..manipulating our language to have different meanings to confuse us and perpetuate their LIES.
Like how “Literally” means LITERALLY according to the dictionary, but thanks to its misuse and propaganda within the hive mind, it has been updated to also mean “Not Literally”…I know, it’s literally crazy….I literally can’t believe it….and they’ve done it the word WOMAN…and I’m just realizing it is with FISHNETS too….
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