You have to wonder why no one has protested the name fishnet for objectifying wwomen, or reducing them to marine life while they are all caught up in their fishnets like some kind of marine mammal or shark just minding his own business but exposed to the evil consequence of the industrial fishing industry….because people are too damn lazy to sit by the fishing hole all day to catch their own damn fish their own way….instead they need grocery store convenience….IT IS ALL YOUR FAULT THE TURTLES ARE DYING….

Anyway, where are the blue haired obese chicks bitching about Fishnets, probably wearing them, because not all girls in fishnets are created equally and I’ve seen my fair share of obese goth or libtards, both men and women trying to destroy the sex appeal of a classic brothel favorite.

Let’s celebrate FISHNETS the only way we know how….by jacking off to them.

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Fishnet stockings, unlike the original fishnets, used to catch actual fish, is the lingerie that women use when they self-identify as having fishy cunts that need to be captured killed and eaten…but it’d be a lot more fun if it was standard practice to give every man on his 18th birthday a case of fishnets to use to find his future wife out in nature, or on the streets, or in the bar….you know make fishnets matter, give them a function and purpse besides being an accessible lingerie that for whatever reason makes the girl wearing it much hotter, unless she’s an obese goth, in which case…fishnets are terrible and a sign to get into your hunting gathering legacy brain to kill off the predator…

That said, Fishnets are for the most part hot and these are girls showcasing their best fishnet smut….

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It’s fishnet friday, you know, much like casual friday which was a corporate office concept that used to exist when people used to go to the office and not work at home, or not work at home but get paid to be working at home….putting on their on cam girl shows for their co-workers….and crying about Diversity and Inclusion and other nightmares…

There was a time when people used to present themselves as professionals when they went to an office, where they wouldn’t talk about their most personal issues, like their sexuality, or who they fucked, because social media made it ok to run their damn mouth off about some of the weirdest shit that used to be kept to your damn self, but that now requires an audience……

There was a time when you didn’t walk around in your pyjamas, or with your shoes off, it was a place of EMPLOYMENT where you were HIRED to be there, not a place you sat and waited to get paid while whining about everything and not actually working….

There was a time when casual fridays meant not wearing a damn suit, which is arguably where society started to FALL apart…..that and families stopping church on Sundays….because it became a fucking free for all…..

With that free for all comes girls stripping down for the internet and in real life, to get their fuck on, or to be jerked off to, sometimes for money, sometimes for validation, and the Fishnet is the critical lingerie item to make those dreams come true, so we celebrate the oldest lingerie item around, that is still relevant today, unlike me.

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Fishnets! It’s what’s for dinner….or I guess what you’d use to catch dinner in the apocalypse while fighting off starvation and too pussy to kill an actual animal because you’re still traumatized by Bambi or some shit…but instead of it being fish sticks, or fish filet or fish to grill on your campfire…this dinner involves a different kind of fish…one that can sometimes smell like fish….because not all pussy is maintained the same….

I am a fan of accessible lingerie, I like it worn as outerwear…therefore I am a fan of pussy in fishnets to get you in the mood to find an actual woman to go out there and fuck…this isn’t a jerk off site people, it’s a set the mood to celebrate woman so that you leave the house to FUCK them site….

If it was a jerk off site, that’d be pretty gay…me giving you jerk off material, do you want me to hold your dick for you too? You probably do…well if I get hungry enough maybe I will, since I’m too pussy to kill a Deer thanks to Bambi and don’t have any fishnets to catch fish with…FUCK….

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I was just at a shitty coffee shop getting a hot beverage to keep me warm on these dark and cold wintery days and the girls working the cash, the BARISTAS if you will were wearing some of the tightest fucking leggings imaginable, and when they around to take my order, after staring at basically their pussies from behind, they turned out to be the most normal, nerdy, probably in college, probably good students, probably into reading or knitting or other hipster shit designed for 90 year olds that some of these younger people are into and not even because it is ironic, but because they are introverted nerds……and I thought to myself, these nerds are giving free fucking asshole shows to ANYONE who comes in and they don’t even realize it because their generation is so slutty, self involved, unaware, or totally aware, and I thought how great that worked out for me!

Now, I’m just waiting for leggings to be too tame and fishnets to be the pant of the future, so that one day, I’ll be getting served by nerdy looking girls in fishnets, because leggings aren’t revealing enough for me, which means they aren’t revealing enough for the trend setting whores, which will trickle down to the nerdy girls that in my era only wore leggings with oversized sweaters.

We have won as a society.

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There’s an old joke that fishnet stockings are a way to let people know you’re a catch, but we all know that’s not true because some real vile girls wear fishnets, they don’t really require a license and if anything some of these people squeezed into the fishnets, exploding out of each mesh hole, need to be saved from the fishnet, like when you see people cutting a sea turtle or a beached seal out of the fishing net it’s all wrapped up in…you know….totally unnatural for them to be in those fishnets but doing it because that’s where the society has gone thanks to the pollution from people who don’t care about the earth as a whole or humanity, they’re just there to make money….

It’s one of those, just because they make the fishnet, doesn’t mean you should wear the fishnet…but then there are the girls who make the accessible drug store fetish gear look good, so you gotta focus on the hotness not the trash trying to be the hotness not realizing they are the trash, because dudes are still willing to fuck them or tell them they are hot, in hopes of getting laid, because when it comes to getting laid, dudes will say anything.

Here’s some fishnets.

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Fishnets are always fun, not just because they are accessible and pretty much every woman has at least one pair, but because they remind me of an old timey brothel from a simpler time where you could shoot anyone who annoys you after drinking a bottle of whiskey and spending your gold rush money on hookers! There’s something a little more manly about that life than the one where dudes are now wearing fishnets, and not just trans people, but regular dudes for either style, or before getting fem dom pegged while their girlfriend gets cucked, since men don’t exist anymore, at least not many do, it’s a dying breed, you should man up by looking at fishnets and not imagining yourself wearing fishnets, if you know what I mean!

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I guess I am a nostalgic motherfucker who appreciates tradition, because when I see the fishnets I don’t think of the current era of everyone being a slut trying to get male attention, while crying toxic masculinity, only to charge dudes for their slutty content, instead of giving it away for free, as some feminist agenda that is meant to teach men who sexualize a lesson by taxing them, only for the dude paying the whore, who will always try to one-up her whoring once her momentum slows down, so they all may start with cockteasing pics, but most end up spreading asshole and normally, it doesn’t take too long to get there, but yeah, FEMINISM!

When I see fishnets, I think of wives of the past spicing up the bedroom, I think of old timey hookers establishing the foundation of sex work of the future, I think of the kid in my high school class who admitted he’d jerk off on his mom’s fishnets when he found them in the laundry room, not because I am into high school friends jerking off to their mom’s sex apparel, but because it’s a reminder the fishnets have mattered in our lives for decades, generational, they are the Christmas movie of lingerie and that’s important! Tradition motherfuckers, whorish tradition!

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Fishnets have always reminded me of some old timey shoot at the fair that you see assholes partake in, because it’s what I assume was worn in brothels of the old west, which to me was the ideal time to be alive, lawlessness, gold rush, killing, stealing, drinking and fucking, I mean no better era….

I don’t know if Fishnets are from the 1800s, but thanks to being available for purchase at every pantyhose rack in the drug store, which happened to be my favorite part of the store to creep on whe working as a stock boy at the drug store, which the women shopping pantyhose at the drug store never appreciated my personal shopper advice in which style to get, probably do to my obvious mini-boner, I mean it was a full boner, just a mini boner due to genetics or lack of testosterone in the womb, MAYBE I AM TRANS!

But yeah, those old ladies buying stockings for church hated my “why don’t you come in the back and try those on to make sure we got you the right size” approach and with that my dreams of being a fishnet vendor died, but I will forever appreciate the fishnet and the girls who wear them…..

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I may have been dying the last few days, but I cannot deprive the people, the one person, the robot traffic that this site receives from some good old fashioned pics of some old timey hosiery, the classic fishnet lingerie that your grandpappy and grandpappy’s grandpappy probably jacked off to, back when masturbation brought shame and fear of blindness, before you all became fucking heathens!

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