I was just at a shitty coffee shop getting a hot beverage to keep me warm on these dark and cold wintery days and the girls working the cash, the BARISTAS if you will were wearing some of the tightest fucking leggings imaginable, and when they around to take my order, after staring at basically their pussies from behind, they turned out to be the most normal, nerdy, probably in college, probably good students, probably into reading or knitting or other hipster shit designed for 90 year olds that some of these younger people are into and not even because it is ironic, but because they are introverted nerds……and I thought to myself, these nerds are giving free fucking asshole shows to ANYONE who comes in and they don’t even realize it because their generation is so slutty, self involved, unaware, or totally aware, and I thought how great that worked out for me!

Now, I’m just waiting for leggings to be too tame and fishnets to be the pant of the future, so that one day, I’ll be getting served by nerdy looking girls in fishnets, because leggings aren’t revealing enough for me, which means they aren’t revealing enough for the trend setting whores, which will trickle down to the nerdy girls that in my era only wore leggings with oversized sweaters.

We have won as a society.

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