Fishnets are more than just a survival tool that you should stock up on in the even that there is an impending apocalypse, you could wait until the looting happens, but you’ll probably miss out on all the fishnets because the whores and the cross dressers will beat you to them, because in an apocalypse there are two types of people, those who go off grid, who want to survive and those who spread their legs for the best possible person to take care of them….and FISHNETS may be part of that process of entrapment.

The point of the story is fishnets are hot and practical….you can survive off them and not just by sniffing them like smelling salts after being knocked out….or sucking whatever fungus may be growing on them…but because they are multi-functional and you NEVER know when you’ll need a pair for sex, to dress up a random you find repulsive and want to see them wrapped up, or to survive foot shortages….I’m a fan, how could you hate em. YOU CAN’T!

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Like grandpa always told you, he who knows how to fish gets pussy for life, and all it takes is a
net, a blacked out van and a basement to house said fish before you are found and killed by
the Swat team…

I actually didn’t have a grandpa, but if I did, I like to think that is the kind of advice he’d give me,
you know reducing women to the fishy pussy smell because he’d have only known rank bitches,
with that manosphere masculine energy of conquering the pussy because you are a man, even
though none of the simps into that shit conquer anything but they pretend to when screaming on
XBox microphones…

Point of the story, fishnets are a different kind of net to entrap fish, assuming you call pussy fish,
which I don’t, because I think pussy is heaven.

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I like to think that Fishnets as a lingerie are great, accessible, middle of the road way to spice up an otherwise boring sex life…..even if they are really mainly bought by goth dudes to wear under their satan shorts…

But the truth is, fishnets, or at least fishnets on a girl uploaded to the internet are obviously some sort of subliminal message to warn us of the dangers of the INTER-NET, b because FISH are INTER water, and NETS are NETS….it’s so clear to me….right….world wide web like the web of the nylons gripping our souls and by souls I mean boners.

Or they could just be girls sexing up their public content with some accessible lingerie…but it’d be far more exciting if it was an international conspiracy communicating to all the schizos through HOSIERY.

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Never underestimate the power of lingerie to make an average, boring, lame, dried up, sad existence a little more exciting…

From marriages, or other long term sex partners you’re bored of fucking, not that real perverts ever get bored of fucking, but you hear husbands complain about being bored of fucking their wives…

To strippers, whores, sugar babies….

Even the fat goth tranny trying to get her man tits to lactate….look better in lingerie….and as it turns out, fishnets are the accessible lingerie so we must celebrate it like it was the 1800s when it was first invented and rolled out at brothels around the world…

That’s what this is, a fucking fishnet celebration.

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Gone Fishin’….

Is that the sign you put on your bedroom door so your mom doesn’t walk in on you when you’re masturbating in fishnets you picked up at the drug store like some kind of Goth or Cross dresser because they make you feel pretty?

Or are you more the kind of weirdo who strips down in the drug store and puts on the fishnets right off the rack so everyone can see….usually scoring a free pair of fishnets if you get out of there before the police come to cart you off to the mental institution because they are TRANSPHOBIC…

Or are you more into staring at hot chicks, or even not so hot chicks in their fishnets being their own kind of racy, since you’re from a time when fishnets were wild sex accessories or tools, like the best you got….before everyone turned into a porn loving degenerate with all the sex tools for random sex with strangers…

There was a time when fishnets were as wild as a normie would go….and that’s why I still like lookin’ at them, timeless classics, like a blank t-shirt or a good old fashioned pair of elastic band sweatpants, only better to jerk off to, just not better to jerk off in…unless you’re weird….

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If you’re going to be one of those motherfuckers who ventures out of the house and into the scary scary world filled with all kinds of real threats….

Like insane people on anti-depressants who don’t know the pills make them insane, but who still love being on the pills because it makes them feel like they are part of a marginalized community…..

Or worse, an invisible cold virus that’s been marketed to you as some kind of killer that you’ve even got 7 shots to prevent yourself from getting, despite everyone you know with 7 shots still getting the scary cold virus, despite staying 6 feet apart and double masking, so it’s better to just check out from society and life, you can live a full existence through the internet….take out and not having any REAL LIFE experiences…

If you’re one of those who gives a shit, we’re all going to die, might as well be from some bullshit sooner than later so I don’t need to worry about planning my retirement….

I hope you come face to face with some party girls, or ladies of the night you can hire, rocking some fishnet stockings, the accessible stocking, that still gets the job done, a classic stocking really….

Because fishnets are hot, slutty and exciting, even when granny aged bitches wear em….like Champagne on New Years for your fancy fucks….only easier to jerk off to…

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When I jerk off to “Twas the Night Before Christmas” it’s always to the “hanging their stockings” because I figure in that old time era of the 1820s when it was written….the stockings they’d use would be those of their whore mother…

I realize it’s a Christmas classic about the story of the sexual predator breaking into a house through the chimney to seduce children with gifts, only for the father to witness the whole thing and realize that Christmas is real or some shit….but I don’t think that far into it since I don’t actually jerk off to Twas the Night Before Christmas…but I am sure someone out there does.

I just hear the word stocking, which is mentioned so many times this time a year, and I go to FISHNETS immediately…because I am a pervert, not one with a hosiery fetish, but hey, if women want to strip down and be sexy, they can easily do it with fishnets, the accessible lingerie anytime of the year….so if you’re out there shopping for your whore wife, like the Twas the Night Before Christmas dad….fishnets bro….

Here’s some inspo.

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Fishnets catch fishy cunt as well as it catches non fishy cunt….and I guess it can also catch fish if you’re living through the apocalypse or out in the wilderness after faking your own death….but we’re not here for that…we’re here for drug store lingerie, affordable but still gets the job done, like a crackwhore looking to suck dick for 10 dollars in a back alley, or a sugar baby in a small town who knows the best she can get is a Subway sandwich for a fuck….bargain basement is life….why pay retail price….when there’s deals out there!

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The highlight of this week’s Fishnet Friday is that the picture above is from a homie’s wife. He sent it in to celebrate the fucking holidays the right way.

Unfortunately, his wife didn’t want to include her gash in the pic even though I am all about the gash, it’s an obsession.

But the fact that dudes who come to this site get laid by babes willing to take pics in some historically relevant lingerie or hosiery is pretty amazing, puts all you near virgin, sad lonely fucks to shame, doesn’t it.

Celebrate the blessed holiday season and be inspired by homie to find a chick who lets you send me pics of them because I don’t make money off this shit, but consider this its own currency, it doesn’t buy food or pay rent, but that’s what I married a fat fuck on disability for.

Now, I’m going to stare at these these fishnet feet knowing they are one of your wives whilst listening to some Christmas carols….Santa is Cumming to Town……

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Gone Fishin’….

It’s the day after Thanksgiving….Black Friday if you will, but instead of buying bullshit you don’t need for the same price it is the rest of the year…only they put signs out that make it look like prices of slashed so morons can get overly excited about a new TV, or a new Appliance, or some other bullshit….they’ll even brawl over it….

So as the day after Thanksgiving…..you shouldn’t be on the computer….you should have Gone Fishin’….but if you are on the computer here’s a good substitute for actual fishing, even if you can’t shove your dick in it while it gasps for water when you have it up in the air…you sick fuck.

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