When I jerk off to “Twas the Night Before Christmas” it’s always to the “hanging their stockings” because I figure in that old time era of the 1820s when it was written….the stockings they’d use would be those of their whore mother…

I realize it’s a Christmas classic about the story of the sexual predator breaking into a house through the chimney to seduce children with gifts, only for the father to witness the whole thing and realize that Christmas is real or some shit….but I don’t think that far into it since I don’t actually jerk off to Twas the Night Before Christmas…but I am sure someone out there does.

I just hear the word stocking, which is mentioned so many times this time a year, and I go to FISHNETS immediately…because I am a pervert, not one with a hosiery fetish, but hey, if women want to strip down and be sexy, they can easily do it with fishnets, the accessible lingerie anytime of the year….so if you’re out there shopping for your whore wife, like the Twas the Night Before Christmas dad….fishnets bro….

Here’s some inspo.

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