Since I slacked the fuck off last Friday, it’s Friday, SUMMER HOURS bro….some of us have hangovers to nurse, or figure that since we don’t make any money off this shit, we’re semi-retired / unemployed and living like the unemployed when unemployed is a smarter use of my fucking time. It was also GOOD FRIDAY on the HOLIEST of WEEKENDS in this SATANIC world….but that’s just me making EXCUSES!

I am also a believer in the FOUR DAY WORK WEEK that the communist agenda is pushing on us, I don’t know why they want us to have an extra day off for socialism, but I figure it’s a good strategy since working sucks, let the AI and robots do it, I’m busy streaming NETFLIX and watching porno bro.

Anyway, because I slacked last week, and again TODAY, I’ve got you some FISHNETS for a second time, since I posted them on Monday with some caption about old fishermen fucking fish to remind themselves of the pussy they left back on shore….It’s my Fishnet go-to angle, you know comedians tell the same jokes for decades, why can’t bloggers no one read write the same post for decades, there is only so much to be SAID about fishnets besides them being HOT.

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Fishnet Fridays on a Tuesday still count to someone who appreciates the Fishnet for it’s classic, 100s of year legacy since the first fisherman wrapped his wife up in a net because she was trying to reject his sex….unless the fishnet was named after a whore with rank pussy by the pervert who decided to wrap her in MESH….

Either way, it’s familiar, nostalgic and feels like home, especially if your mom was the kind of woman who turned tricks and walked around the house in her whore outfit….or if you found your mom’s sex video from the night she decided to try to spice up her sex life with your dad on their 20th anniversary and you watched it over and over in a pre-internet porn life…

Point of the story, granny wore them, great granny wore them, mom wore them….and you may wear them…so let’s celebrate them!

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They changed the name of Aunt Jamima pancakes because they felt that it was oppressive to celebrate a woman’s pancake recipe by making it an iconic legacy brand that generations of people of all cultures can connect with, not ever thinking it was racist, but probably only thinking she was a brilliant entrepreneur who made it really far in her time…..

But they haven’t changed the name of Fishnets, implying that all the bitches who wear their pantyhose have fishy cunt.

So, for the last 200 years of Fishnet, since Captain Pervert was lost at see and realized he could make his deckhand more feminine with a hand crafted hosiery in their scurvy and dehydrated delusions….

Here are some fishnets.

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I am not a virgin loser who works at a grocery store on some work program for retards, so that the agency that gives the retards works pays out the retard 2 dollars an hour for his work….

But I am about as accomplished as they are….so I guess that makes me a different kind of retard, still retarded, just not THAT retarded, but maybe things would be better if I was.

In not being a virgin loser retard who works at a grocery store, I have never gone to the fish section of the grocery store to sniff the fish after being told by my fellow retard who lives in the retard home with me that pussy smells like fish….so I’ve never jerked off to live or frozen fish thinking that it was as close to pussy as I’ve ever been….thanks to being a retard who can’t help but chronically jerk off….but I’m sure at various stages in my pre impotent life, I’ve basically chronically jerked off like a retard with no self control….I just never had the diagnosis.

All this to say, I think it’s pretty offensive that women entrap themselves in fishnets, further perpetuating that their vaginas smell like fish, not that women need vaginas anymore, but I’m sure those front holes get as fishy while they heal….

Point of the story….BABES IN FISHNETS….not realizing they are pepetuating a misogynistic LIE about vaginas that has transcended generations because one of our forefathers smelled a rank pussy before modern plumbing….

Those misogynists.

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Something smells fishy, better cast out the net and do your best to catch yourself some dinner…

I don’t think every woman who wears fishnets smells fishy….but I am sure some are…

I’ve gone over this before, that out of all the rank, gag-inducing pussy smells that I have smelled….Fishy isn’t the way I’d describe it…death, necrosis, rot, feces…but not really the under the sea excitement you seafood-philes and SCUBA motherfuckers get excited by….

But I’ll run with the rumor that pussy smells fish FOR THE SAKE of FISHNET content because what the fuck else do you say when you intro this kind of thing.

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I don’t even know if fishnets were invented in the old west, but for whatever reason when they are on any woman, unless they are fat, or Goth Dudes in shorts, I channel what I assume is me in a pervious life at an old brothel after losing my leg in a railroad injury on the way to the mine I was prospecting to strike rich, only to realize I staked swampland and like in this life, I’m a total fucking fail, but whiskey is cheap and so are the women, at least when you’re sitting on the sidelines watching them hustle the dudes who actually have money…

SO yeah, fishnets do something to me, I blame my granny and her seductive dancing in fishnet ways…..

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Hey boys, want to head down to the wharf and do some fishing….only at this wharf the fish catch themselves with their own fishnets that they go out and buy….

I figure the only angle I have for a FISHNET round up today is a series of STINKY RANK PUSSY jokes…

I don’t have any STINKY RANK PUSSY jokes because I don’t think stinky pussy smells all that fishy, sure it smells, and I have encountered at least a few that have made me gag, but it was never in a “all you can eat day old sea food at the buffet” kind of way, but maybe that’s because I don’t eat seafood so I don’t make the connection….I’m just like it smells like feces was used as a tampon…..on a really hot day….for about three weeks…..but not like a paella or some shit…

But yeah, let’s get to the WHARF, hop on board, and stare at all the SEA URCHINS stuck in the NETS because COMMERCIAL FISHERMEN DON’T CARE ABOUT MARINE LIFE….

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We live in a weird fucking world, where everyone is a mindless pervert, something we’ve always been, but they are encroaching on our lives by making it mainstream….

So a generation of drugged out internet based victims who whine about their mental health conditions, who brag about the drugs they are on, who invent victimhood or scenarios in which they’ve been abused, who talk about being gaslit, mansplained….about problematic things, about “don’t sexualize them”, about triggers and trigger warnings…about narcissism and writing their memoirs at 20…while not realizing they haven’t even lived yet…while willing money or fame or both through the power of intention…

It’s just a weird fucking world, but they all post their nudes or half nudes like it ain’t a thing, so it’s worth sitting through their discussions on genders, their pronouns, their inclusivity, their diversity, how they are allies, how they are not to be silenced…like one annoying twitter feed in real life….all to see the NUDES or half nudes, cuz it ain’t a thing…

Here are some fishnets, they are like outerwear now and I like it.

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When you look at women in fishent stockings, do you think of your whore granny getting railed by your grandfather to make your whore mother on Valentine’s day 1924….I do…

Not my grandmother since I never met my grandma and I’m not a fucked up American into incest porn. Plus, my grandma probably lived in a hut somewhere that Fishnets and the modern amenities like fancy french lingerie, running water, electricity, a actual floor that wasn’t made of dirt weren’t really available to her as she fought off Tuberculosis and the Plague and wild animals…..

But your grandmother, she was such a slut…but thanks to her creampie fetish, you’re here, funny how that works right….one woman’s whoredom can lead to another man’s entire existence. FASCINATING.

Here are some fishnets.

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Fishnets are a pantyhose that you can buy in the local drug store…

So if you’re in need of making your pocket pussy, or that roasted chicken you got at COSTO look a little more womanly before you fuck it…you can do that with local drug store fishnets.

I’ve got all the life hacks and I’ve also got a curated mood board of girls in fishnets to inspire you in your masturbation with the new found fishnet stocking prop, because you don’t need to be a cross dresser to enjoy them my brother, you can just be a weirdo who dresses up the inanimate objects he fucks….from watermelons or any melon, to papier maché asses you’ve sculpted….they can all use some fishnets to be made hot like a traditional brothel dwelling whore! Timeless classic!

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