Fishnets are the timeless hosiery that for whatever reason has lasted hundreds of years of female whoredom or tools for seduction, like the freshly picked from the garden cucumber being fucked in the Victorian summer kitchen in 1870, a a found object the right kind of woman looks at and says “put it in my cunt”….still relevant TODAY…or granny’s silver horeshair brush still being inserted to achieve orgasm, now on the fourth generation of putting it in cunt, a family heirloom

The fishnets have serious staying power….and when not on a Goth dude ready to shoot up a school because the Jocks and Bettys offended him in his delusional vampire mind, they can be pretty hot, like produce wrapped tightly in the grocery store, but women, or a set of plastic rings holding the six pack together before killing off the turtles, solid hotness.

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It’s Friday, a great day to go fishing and when you don’t live near any body of water, or when women in the park don’t find it cute when you try to entrap them with a giant net because you’re a playful romantic and you know that in this high estrogen era, a little caveman masculinity of taking what you want can go a long way, at least in theory….

As it turns out those women of the internet saying “where are all the real men” don’t actually like THAT kind of REAL man….

But the good news is that some of them, not just the goths cross dressers, but everyday hot chicks, FISHNET themselves like old hookers working a brothel in the COWBOY era, so there’s that….

NETTING fetishes can exist, you just can’t take the lead on them….which works since none of us are really self starters around here, now are we?

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You may not know this, but it was World Oceans day yesterday, because apparently you can only celebrate the power of the ocean one day a year for the sake of internet virtue signalling….

But in the spirit of celebrating the momentous occasion of OCEAN DAY, I suggest those of you who aren’t near the oceans to dress up like your best commercial fisherman, you know get those waders on, that fishing hat on, that yellow rain jacket on and craft your own netting out of your semen and fishing line, only to go to your local park to try to catch unsuspecting babes, who when they YELL RAPE, you scream “IT IS WORLD OCEAN DAY YOU FUCKING WHALE, HAVE SOME RESPECT FOR THE CAUSE”…

Or you can look at girls in fishnets instead…

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I think I mentioned this is another post the other day, but I saw some Goth looking bitch who was basically half naked, it’s a heat wave here and people don’t seem to wear much clothing these days, so these goth bitch with her big tits in a wifebeater and no bra, rocking some 4 inch long mini skirt and a pair of thigh high fishnets that made me think she had some sort of skin infection because they were red….was just out there walking around like she was working the pole…when really she was probably headed to the bank or some shit…and it wasn’t even FISHNET FRIDAY…it’s like people don’t know the fucking rules, they just go in any direction they fucking want….wearing fishnets EVERY DAY of the week, like this site’s not influential and creating the times and places when FISHENTS can be worn.

It was a real wake-up call….

Here are some FISHNETS…

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It’s the long weekend motherfuckers, so maybe it’s time for you to go fishing, or at least go out there with your fishnets and try to entrap innocent hot chicks swimming, in a “i’m just trying to make you sexy as fishnets do” because literal fishnets may not have the cut, design, style of a lingerie fishnet the whorish women are, but it has the ability to drag in the SEA URCHIN pussy from shore that you’ve been EYING on the beach all day….it even works at the public pool…but it is frowned upon, so maybe just stick to looking at bitches in fishnet while fantasizing about it being a REAL fishnet…RIGHT….

GONE FISHIN’…

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I don’t FISHNET, I SPEARFISH…..

I don’t know what all the hype about FISHNETS IS…it’s pretty fucking primitive and gay…

Real men know that the better way to fish is spear fishing…..

Save the fishnets for the commercial fisherman and lazy fucks pulling up whatever they catch….

Real men take that spear in their mouth, dive into the water and they catch fucking dinner….

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Fishnets are not just for Mexican Goth cross-dressers on their way to the Goth Rave, or really to school, because Mexican Goths wear fishnets every day….

Fishnets are for chicks who like feeling sexy, racy all with the help of some drug store lingerie, since not everyone has the budgets for the high concept, luxury brand, stylized fishnets those rich sugar babies wear….plus we’re just trying to rip a hole in them to fuck, or just stretching out one of the mesh holes to put our micro-dick in anyway, so why bother spending the big bucks on something we want to soil…

The point is, fishnets, in all their skin protruding out of the mesh excitement, that leaves it’s mark on asses fat enough, are a classic in girls dabbling in being slutty and exciting, which makes them TIMELESS classics so here’s some fishnets…

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Fishnet stockings still make me think of some dark, gothic, stripper who terrifies me, but excites me at the same time, you know the kind of girl you expect to have pet rats and potentially some sort of shrine where she practices her witch craft…..but the truth is that your grandma probably has or has had a pair of fishnets at one point in time….

The fishnet, once a sign of a prostitute in the brothel, is now in offices, grocery stores and cafes around America….I mean bitches even wear them to funerals and other formal events….but that doesn’t mean they don’t have to be as dark and mysterious as they once were before they went mainstream, or at the very least, that doesn’t mean they can’t be jerked off to.

Here are some ladies in fishnets probably wanting to be jerked off to, because otherwise, why would they publish this sort of content on the internet…harlots!

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I am not nearly the outdoorsman that I want to be, or that I once was. You know fishing in the local pond in the park, hoping to get something to eat that doesn’t give me hepatitis, since groceries are expensive…..

I am more a computer bodied man, who fucking hates computers, yet here I am sitting in front of one, because that’s the weird fucking life I chose for myself, and it’s far moire miserable than something more hands-on in nature, like being a migrant worker picking berries…

But I know enough about the outdoors that casting a fishing net or dragging a fishing net takes the sport out of the activity, it’s like throwing a stick of dynamite or fishing with a flashlight that lures all the fish to you…and unfortunately, the same rule applies to women, only one could argue that it would make to sport of seduction a far more fun one….

The good news is that women are entangling themselves up in their very own store bought nets, so you can jerk off to the overall concept….without having to be a predator….THEY DO THE WORK FOR US…so maternal..

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If you’re the right state of mind, you’ll look at the fishnets the way they are meant to be, like in a caveman level of HUNTING and GATHERING….

Just crafting a net out of random household objects, maybe on your loom out of your SEMEN as you do so that you can throw it on a bitch like some spider man….to make her your own….because you’re low testosterone has made you a little lonely cuck….your caveman instinct to conquer has dwindled…but at least you can pay OnlyFans girls their monthly fee in hopes they notice your comments…you incel fuck.

Right, so fishnets are hot and stuff.

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