For the sake of the internet, I am a big fan of all the whorish and shameless content being produced for the sole purpose of giving people something to jerk off to, or girls wanting to be the object that people jerk off to, because otherwise they wouldn’t be producing content designed to be jerked off to, unless they were trying to get all your jerk off energy focused their way…..

I don’t think it’s all that great for humanity, because the average person being a perverted sex obsessed weirdo who doesn’t understand the subtle nuances of sexuality, or the idea of using their imagination, or even remember a time when access to porn was so limited that you’d basically bust nut thinking about a porn clip you once saw years before….like writing a fucking memoir everytime you jerked off….unless you didn’t have the imagination needed and turned to music videos, fashion magazines, women’s sports, National Geographic, Victoria’s Secret Catalogs, or the chick in your class with the hard nips..

The point is, too much access makes for a half retard brain unable to process all the access, essentially turning us all into chronic masturbating half retards, that should not be in charge of anything but wearing our helmets in public so not to get a head injury while staring at all the ass…

Fishnet Friday is part of the problem…..turning an innocent pantyhose designed for a racy fashion statement or an anniversary night romp….and making it into internet porn…..we appreciate you.

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It’s the long weekend, I hope some time is spent on the lake catching fish, but then again, we’re meant to stay in our pods eating bugs and being happy, so maybe a weekend on the lake with Grandpa is now sitting with VR glasses in your room eating take out..practically the same…

Since you’re a loser, I’ll assume that you are not getting the good kind of fishnets, you know the ones that women buy at the drug store to wear on hot dates from hookup app after shaving their cunt, only to be mad if you pull out a condom on said date because they’ll be like “did you only go on the date to fuck”….when they’ve done everything they can before they fuck…because girls don’t make sense….

However, a lot of tranny, fat chicks who think they are too good for you, goth dudes also wear fishnets….and you can always put fishnets on your pillow, an smoked ham, a watermelon, even a PUMPKIN since w’re heading into PUMPKIN season….and just fuck that, it’ll be more plausible an adventure to pull off this long weekend.

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I saw some viral story that a Marlin worth 1,000,000 dollars and that weight 900 pounds was caught at a fishing tournament in New Jersey, which was really impressive.

I don’t think any of these fish that have been caught up in their fishnets are worth anywhere near that, but then again OnlyFans raked in 6 billion dollars last year and that would mean that some of these ladies producing lewd content are making the millions…

I just know that any girl I’ve seen in fishnets is worth 10 dollars a song, or less, maybe a hot bowl of soup and a shower on a cold winter night since it’s better then spending the night on the streets….

Which makes these fishnets less lucrative than New Jersey Fishing tournament Fishents, but probably easier to jerk off to, unless you get that 1,000,000 dollars from selling the fish and use it to pay whores to fuck you…but you get what I mean..

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I just posted a Miley Cyrus in fishnets post, realizing that I didn’t do my FISHNET FRIDAY last week, which isn’t fair to the FISHNET fetishists out there.

Plus, FISHNETS are for everyday not just FRIDAYS, because girls are whores EVERYDAY not on FRIDAYS…they are accessible and exciting and not just for fat blue haired fat non binary lesbians who don’t identify as lesbians but some alternative sexuality like PAN sexual whilst in some POLYAMOROUS relationship with various levels of boyfriends, girlfriends, theyfriends, at various levels of sex with each, knowing they are all as freakishly weird as the main fat fuck neuro-divergant autistic allergic to everything weak genetic freak..

FISHNETS can be for regular old fashioned hot chicks trying to sex up their content or lives too….

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I haven’t seen that many fishnets on the streets as of late, the only people who seem to wear the fishnets are goth dude cross-dressing weirdos who clearly play too many videogames, watch too much porn, dream about being Anime girls, and it’s all very lacking in the jerking off to fishnets in public movement…

I did see a pair of fishnets on a modern Avril Lavigne version of a 90s skater girl who shops at Hot Topic, all mall-brand and shit, but she was 300 pounds….so that also didn’t make the cut…

I guess we’re just forced to get our fishnet content to jerk off to from the internet, where they are trying to make us get EVERYTHING, since internet is real life, and real life is just a weird version of internet.

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Girls in fishnets are consistently fat goth or krusty punk girls you know probably have a trust fund but are trying to piss off their daddy…

They are rarely the hot sluts you’d want them to be, at least not on the streets, cuz those girls wear athletic fitness gear on the streets and save the fishnets for times when I am not seeing them..

Luckily, fishnets aren’t just for fat goth or krusty punk girls, or weird cross dressing gender bender gamer bros, or even the trannies trying to COSPLAY ass women…because as an accessible lingerie or hosiery, hot girls rock fishnets too, just in a less offensive on the streets kind of way.

Here’s a ROUND UP

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I have been in a few crammed summer places in the last few weeks, not intentionally, but there’s crowds of people, and on really hot summer days, some of those people aren’t wearing the weather appropriate fishnets that would let their cunts air out, but rather a fabrics that don’t breathe, that end up with a fetid, fusty, malordorous, noisome, musty, putrid, rank, fishy as fuck smell permeating the air….Is it period, is it bacterial infections, it’s all so suspicious and even a little ironic…since the fishy cunt’s not even wrapped in the fucking fishnets…like the Chinese fisherman who are basically clearing out the international waters of all the fish to feed their people and destroy the fucking planet…

Hey, how about some fishnets…

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Fishnets are not just for weird dudes who wonder into the pharmacy late at night, drunk and horny and alone, but still seeking something sexy and exciting so they buy themselves the whorish drugstore pantyhose to put on whatever inanimate object they are fucking, whether it’s a pillow, couch cushion, watermelon, I don’t know…..eventually ending up in the fishnets because they own them so why not, curiosity gets the best of a motherfucker and now he’s a cross dressing psychopath….all because of those damn fishnets…

Fishnets are also for chicks trying to be sexy squeezing into mesh!

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I was talking to someone who told me that they used to jerk off to bagged onions, to which I asked them “why would you jerk off to bagged onions”, assuming it had to do with some traumatic experience growing up, where his chef father used to stuff onions in his ass, or some other weirdness that would develop a fetish….but as it turned out, he said that it’s because the onions are the sluttiest of the produce all in their fishnets and ready to be fucked….which would probably make you cry in more than one way since onions aren’t really the juicy fruit you’d stick your dick in if you were to fuck a fruit….it’s not like it’s a grapefruit or a watermelon….so maybe that motherfucker should think with his dick a little better.

I have never had sex with produce, I am not a produce fucker, or an inanimate object fucker, unless it’s a pocket pussy I’m doing product testing on, but I doubt that’s the same as fucking grocery store items, so when I see anything other than hot pussy wrapped in mesh, I never think of fucking it….but maybe that’s where I’ve gone wrong in life.

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It’s the long weekend…

Gone fucking fishing….

You should get on that hustle too, whether it’s out in nature to cleanse your fucking soul with the healing powers of sitting by a lake, stream or pond…..

Or you can be a pervert about it and patiently hunt hot pussy using a fishnet or other fishing tools to help you in your quest for LOVE….

Either way…GO FISH.

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