I was talking to someone who told me that they used to jerk off to bagged onions, to which I asked them “why would you jerk off to bagged onions”, assuming it had to do with some traumatic experience growing up, where his chef father used to stuff onions in his ass, or some other weirdness that would develop a fetish….but as it turned out, he said that it’s because the onions are the sluttiest of the produce all in their fishnets and ready to be fucked….which would probably make you cry in more than one way since onions aren’t really the juicy fruit you’d stick your dick in if you were to fuck a fruit….it’s not like it’s a grapefruit or a watermelon….so maybe that motherfucker should think with his dick a little better.

I have never had sex with produce, I am not a produce fucker, or an inanimate object fucker, unless it’s a pocket pussy I’m doing product testing on, but I doubt that’s the same as fucking grocery store items, so when I see anything other than hot pussy wrapped in mesh, I never think of fucking it….but maybe that’s where I’ve gone wrong in life.

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