You may not know this, but it was World Oceans day yesterday, because apparently you can only celebrate the power of the ocean one day a year for the sake of internet virtue signalling….

But in the spirit of celebrating the momentous occasion of OCEAN DAY, I suggest those of you who aren’t near the oceans to dress up like your best commercial fisherman, you know get those waders on, that fishing hat on, that yellow rain jacket on and craft your own netting out of your semen and fishing line, only to go to your local park to try to catch unsuspecting babes, who when they YELL RAPE, you scream “IT IS WORLD OCEAN DAY YOU FUCKING WHALE, HAVE SOME RESPECT FOR THE CAUSE”…

Or you can look at girls in fishnets instead…

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