Gone Fishin’….

Is that the sign you put on your bedroom door so your mom doesn’t walk in on you when you’re masturbating in fishnets you picked up at the drug store like some kind of Goth or Cross dresser because they make you feel pretty?

Or are you more the kind of weirdo who strips down in the drug store and puts on the fishnets right off the rack so everyone can see….usually scoring a free pair of fishnets if you get out of there before the police come to cart you off to the mental institution because they are TRANSPHOBIC…

Or are you more into staring at hot chicks, or even not so hot chicks in their fishnets being their own kind of racy, since you’re from a time when fishnets were wild sex accessories or tools, like the best you got….before everyone turned into a porn loving degenerate with all the sex tools for random sex with strangers…

There was a time when fishnets were as wild as a normie would go….and that’s why I still like lookin’ at them, timeless classics, like a blank t-shirt or a good old fashioned pair of elastic band sweatpants, only better to jerk off to, just not better to jerk off in…unless you’re weird….

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