I guess I am a nostalgic motherfucker who appreciates tradition, because when I see the fishnets I don’t think of the current era of everyone being a slut trying to get male attention, while crying toxic masculinity, only to charge dudes for their slutty content, instead of giving it away for free, as some feminist agenda that is meant to teach men who sexualize a lesson by taxing them, only for the dude paying the whore, who will always try to one-up her whoring once her momentum slows down, so they all may start with cockteasing pics, but most end up spreading asshole and normally, it doesn’t take too long to get there, but yeah, FEMINISM!

When I see fishnets, I think of wives of the past spicing up the bedroom, I think of old timey hookers establishing the foundation of sex work of the future, I think of the kid in my high school class who admitted he’d jerk off on his mom’s fishnets when he found them in the laundry room, not because I am into high school friends jerking off to their mom’s sex apparel, but because it’s a reminder the fishnets have mattered in our lives for decades, generational, they are the Christmas movie of lingerie and that’s important! Tradition motherfuckers, whorish tradition!

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