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2022

28

Oct

Fishnet Friday of the Day

Fishnets! It’s what’s for dinner….or I guess what you’d use to catch dinner in the apocalypse while fighting off starvation and too pussy to kill an actual animal because you’re still traumatized by Bambi or some shit…but instead of it being fish sticks, or fish filet or fish to grill on your campfire…this dinner involves a different kind of fish…one that can sometimes smell like fish….because not all pussy is maintained the same….

I am a fan of accessible lingerie, I like it worn as outerwear…therefore I am a fan of pussy in fishnets to get you in the mood to find an actual woman to go out there and fuck…this isn’t a jerk off site people, it’s a set the mood to celebrate woman so that you leave the house to FUCK them site….

If it was a jerk off site, that’d be pretty gay…me giving you jerk off material, do you want me to hold your dick for you too? You probably do…well if I get hungry enough maybe I will, since I’m too pussy to kill a Deer thanks to Bambi and don’t have any fishnets to catch fish with…FUCK….

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