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2022

29

Jul

Fishnet Friday of the Day

Fishnets remind me of shampoo bottles, both are available at the pharmacy, both can be used for illicit things, like sex toys, to feed our perversions without having to go to one of those seedy sex stores that makes you feel dirty because of the scent of homeless man semen..

It is the accessible, let me put this hairbrush that I bough on special in my ass for my PRINCE OF PEGGING experience, while you do your best “french 1900s prostitute” impression…..

The fishnet, a legacy hosiery that still brings the boners because for some reason we are wired to think mesh is hot, mesh is good, maybe because it taps into our HUNTER GATHERER instincts that developed in the Caveman times, you know, a caught and trapped woman is what we actually like, but this whole society with it’s decency, despite being degeneracy, so maybe it’s more “civility” despite everyone being trash has made us forget that….maybe women you’re just a predator, but you already knew that. Didn’t you.

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